| 16th November 2004 - 07:24:10 PM |
| 11079 : Bent reporter |
| FORMER CHILD STAR INJURED DURING FILMING. Dustin Diamond stars alongside Mario Lopez in Bareback Mountain, but filming certain scenes almost broke his nose, says Dustin. The Saved By The Bell star explained: "Lopez almost broke my nose in a kissing scene. He grabs me and he slams me up against the wall and kisses me. "And then I grab him and I slam him up against the wall and I kiss him. And we were doing take after take after take. I got the sh*t beat out of me. We had other scenes where we fought each other and I wasn't hurting as badly as I did after that one." Bareback Mountain, directed by Ang Lee, sees a Wyoming ranch hand and a Texas rodeo cowboy fall in love. It should be released in the US next year. |
| 16th November 2004 - 07:33:40 PM |
| 11080 : Ol\' Dirty Bastard |
| I'm dead! LOL!!11!!!!11 |
| 16th November 2004 - 08:42:54 PM |
| 11081 : suge knight |
| yo dustin, suge knight here. that's right, death row records comin' back at ya in a big way, dawg. no doubt. gonna come on over n' take yo fine white ass, horny guerilla style. then beat yo ass into a bloody pulp 'til your black n' blue. no doubt. eat my meat, yo. love, suge |
| 16th November 2004 - 10:35:50 PM |
| 11082 : Super nigger |
| fucking dumbasses i swear to god |
| 16th November 2004 - 11:22:24 PM |
| 11083 : the hulkster |
| Screech, let's have a 'battle royale' wrestling and shitting match. Randy, the Ultimate Warrior, George 'The Animal' Steele, Koko B. Ware, the 'One Man Gang', the 'Iron Shiek,' 'the American Dream' Dusty Rhodes, and I will battle you for the crown. each time someone gets knocked out of the squared circle, that person gets to shit in your mouth. by the end of the night, your mouth will be overflowing with shit, kind of like a port-a-potty. |
| 16th November 2004 - 11:47:01 PM |
| 11084 : |
| http://www.savedbythebellnow.com/media/wallpapercontest/December/001.JPG |
| 16th November 2004 - 11:55:10 PM |
| 11085 : belding |
| this is no joke. i just saw screech standup. he said he tried to sue the guy who made this website, but lost. He is at an all time low in life. I saw him in person, believe me. |
| 17th November 2004 - 03:47:44 AM |
| 11086 : |
| What's the point? |
| 17th November 2004 - 07:14:11 AM |
| 11087 : |
| Hey, Dustin! Guess what - I was taking quite a large and troublesome dump, when, all of a sudden - my rectum prolapsed! Isn't that erotic? |
| 17th November 2004 - 07:25:31 AM |
| 11088 : trial |
| alert('juzkiddn') |
| 17th November 2004 - 07:50:15 AM |
| 11089 : staple |
| Hi screech. Will you go steady with me? ZACK ATTACK! |
| 17th November 2004 - 08:17:57 AM |
| 11090 : |
| belding (message 11085), did diamond talk about this website during his "act" or afterward? so his life is swirling down the toilet? |
| 17th November 2004 - 08:50:23 AM |
| 11091 : Rocco |
| After the scene last weekend at the dumpsters the cops have been really busting our balls. I mean just cause the zack attacks pyrotechnics killed a few people dosen't mean they need to be assholes. So last night I couldn't hit my favorite bowling alley dumpster like usual. Instead I went to a truck stop and dressed up as Slater with crotchless wrestling tights. The truckers upon seeing me all started beeping there horns and I would up tied up and gagged in some truck names Devils Demon. The trucker dressed as Superintendent Chalmers from the simpsons which I found strange but he royally plugged my ass with his gearshift before realasing a load of man jism on my permed mullet! He asked if I would travel the roads with him and got mad when I said no. He then tried to light me on fire with a blowtorch. Luckily I was out as Slater and had eaten about 10 smelly burritos so I had an ample supply of gas stored up. I farted as hard as I could in the direction of his face igniting his hair and face and escaped! |
| 17th November 2004 - 09:31:23 AM |
| 11092 : Gay Zack |
| So I hooked up with a fine young queer at my favorite uber hot techno club. He was dressed up as Screech and I immediately flocked to him. We chatted and come to find out that he is part of a troop that are trying to do a "Saved By The Bell: The Musical" We talked much about it, he is going to play Screech of course and they've even signed up Dennis Haskins to resume his role as Mr. Belding. He did express sadness that they couldn't queer it up, because they had a hard time obtaining permission and everything must get approved. He said he would try and throw in as many queer things as he could get away with, but even so it sounded very erotic. He invited me over to watch them rehearse, so I went there yesterday. I pitched a tent while watching, and Screech took notice. He halted practice saying he needed a break and he took me back to his dressing room where he rimmed me while in costume. It was hot.We spent 2 hours in there and the smell of anal sex could be smelled all over the studio.I see him tonight! |
| 17th November 2004 - 09:44:26 AM |
| 11093 : Rimmer |
| HAHA!!! LOL!!11 http://www.reuters.co.uk/newsPackageArticle.jhtml?type=topNews&storyID=611455§ion=news |
| 17th November 2004 - 10:16:59 AM |
| 11094 : big dick |
| zach like weiners in his poop shoot |
| 17th November 2004 - 10:22:03 AM |
| 11095 : tim |
| Sit on my face zach! please do it! please! |
| 17th November 2004 - 10:42:48 AM |
| 11096 : 199 PHOTOS YOUNG GIRLS 199 PHOTOS YOUNG GIRLS |
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| 17th November 2004 - 10:44:15 AM |
| 11097 : Rocco |
| Gay Zack, that sounds hot! You should wait for a live performance then jump on stage in a Slater outfit and go to town with your new friend!!! The crowd would love it. ROCCO |
| 17th November 2004 - 10:54:14 AM |
| 11098 : Gay Zack |
| Rocco, great idea, why didn't I think of it. He's invited me to practices, but I think on opening night I will jump onstage and procede to fuck his ass good and hard. Since most of the audience will be queer, they should really get into it and maybe get on stage for a bukkake session - I bet the queer newspapers will give it an excellent review. Maybe it will become a cult classic, like a Rocky Horror Picture show for queers where everyone will dress up and go to the show and participate. This is making me hot as hell. Samuel (my new queer jew friend) told me that he is a second cousin to Mr Dustin Diamond himself, yet has never met him. Samuel said he will introduce me at next rehersal to Dennis. He said Dennis is very bi-curious, so we may try to get him in on some hot three way man action. |