| 15th November 2004 - 05:01:03 PM |
| 11059 : george w. bush |
| Hello dustin this is the Presadent. After yeers of serching the whole world for Wepons of Mass Destrucshon, there is now only one place left were I have yet to look and that is in yuor butthole (LOL I said butthole). anyway i am sorry dustin but I'm afraid i must send the FBI and CIA to get yuo and bring yuo over to teh white house so I can personoly search ever inch of space between your ass cheeks and if nesesary send a spesialy trained midget up into yuor colon to search every slimy fold and smelly crevise (and beleeve me we do have a midget he is a navy seal and highly trained in deep sea butt diving). Anyway I just thoght i shoold warn yuo in case yuo want to take a dump beforhand or if yuo want yuo can just wait and shit it out on my chest, whatever yuo choose. as a matter of fact you shoold probably do that insted becuz after you shit on my chest dick cheney will probubly want to look thru it for WMDs and then eat it afterwerds becuz he is a fat hungry hungry hippo who loves smelly and spicy meals so eat alot of mexican food and chili peppers OK? PS- sorry for my typing but afterall i am a stupid fuking idiot. |
| 15th November 2004 - 05:07:29 PM |
| 11060 : Laura Bush |
| NOW GEORGE, you are always exagerating all that shit about cheney, he's a good dumpster even though he's probably gonna die from overeating crap-cakes!! don't be to hard on yerself, george, cause you ain't been hard for years and that's why Condi Rice and I have been sharing pussy sucking together. SHIT I'd take a terrorist on in the white louse bedroom before I'd put that nasty little worm into me again. oh well so it goes being so fucking famous! |
| 15th November 2004 - 05:07:43 PM |
| 11061 : sammy |
| dustin will you please come and speak at keble kollege oxford, England? the Oxford Gin APrecciation Society are looking for a speaker, and we think you could be the one..... |
| 15th November 2004 - 09:39:31 PM |
| 11062 : George \"King of the Presidents\" Bush |
| hey dusten i seen you on the tv. i member when jesse got strunged out on caffine and it maed me cry cuz i knowed how hard it am to be addiktered to uppers. do u like tobe keith?? i cuold interduce you to em cuz i knowed em personably. lets play cowboys and engines. =) |
| 15th November 2004 - 10:07:35 PM |
| 11063 : Marcia |
| Tourists from Florida with a video camera caught the incident on tape, which they turned the tape over to the Secret Service. |
| 15th November 2004 - 11:41:35 PM |
| 11064 : Mr. Belding |
| Screech, remember when I butt-slammed you so many times that your butthole hung as wide open as a wizard's sleeve? Good times man... |
| 16th November 2004 - 12:40:25 AM |
| 11065 : the hulkster |
| screech, i've been saying my prayers and eating my vitamins. so many vitamins, in fact, that i need to take a huge shit in your mouth. my excrement is chock-full of nutrition. |
| 16th November 2004 - 06:51:31 AM |
| 11066 : Dustin Diamond |
| Wow, Hulk! It's great that you want to take a shit in my mouth. I've been a fan for many years and I jack off a lot to your wrestling videos, as well as to Subterranean Commando and while listening to your classic album 'Hulk Rules'! Look me up some time, big stuff! I wanna be a Hulkamaniac! |
| 16th November 2004 - 07:03:33 AM |
| 11067 : Flaming Gay Macho Man Randy Savage |
| Damnit Hulk, quit hogging all the fine pieces of ass! Dustin, Hulk ain't the only one with a thing for ya - I would also love to drop a nice big Savage Steamer in your mouth. Or maybe you'd like to watch me and the Hulkster do a little 'one on one' in the ring (and I ain't talkin about wrestling). Or I could test out some of my new erotic wrestling moves on you. |
| 16th November 2004 - 07:05:02 AM |
| 11068 : http://www.geocities.com/bdcaterino |
| Hey Dustin, cool and f them who cant realize you made a name for yourself dude. You are a Goomba in my book. I mean I wrote a book and put you in it. Thanks Bobby D. |
| 16th November 2004 - 08:12:50 AM |
| 11069 : Dustin Diamond |
| Gee, thanks Bobby! BTW your site stinks and you're a tremendous faggot |
| 16th November 2004 - 08:23:51 AM |
| 11070 : the hulkster |
| randy, how's it going brother? perhaps we can form a tag-team to wrestle screech and take turns shitting in his mouth. screech can pair up with urkel. |
| 16th November 2004 - 09:11:53 AM |
| 11071 : dustin |
| hi im dustin. i like poopsex. |
| 16th November 2004 - 09:17:27 AM |
| 11072 : Flaming Gay Macho Man Randy Savage |
| Heeey Hulkster, what's happening, G? Listen, I'm a bit broken up at the moment following ODB's death (he was a key influence on my 2003 hip-hop classic 'Be A Man' - still available in stores, kids!) but once I'm feelin a bit more energetic, you and me'll give Diamond the double-teaming of a lifetime. I can't wait to get me a piece of that Urkel guy as well. You think his ass can handle double entry? Peace out ODB, I'ma ride wid y'all on tha other side, dawg. |
| 16th November 2004 - 10:37:05 AM |
| 11073 : El\' Shabazz |
| Wuz up my nigga I love hot sex on water bed. I like how when i beat my dick stuff comes out. I want you and I know you want me. |
| 16th November 2004 - 11:53:25 AM |
| 11074 : |
| hey leave screech alone he is one of the greatest entertainers on a par with bill hicks. but i would also like to shit in his mouth |
| 16th November 2004 - 12:49:07 PM |
| 11075 : Ivana |
| I love screech! I'm still watching SBTB and I think that screech is the funniest character. Leave the sweet man alone. |
| 16th November 2004 - 01:33:59 PM |
| 11076 : Ivana |
| PS- And by "leave the sweet man alone" I mean leave the sweet man's ASS alone, because I don't want anybody else but ME chowing down on his smelly salad! |
| 16th November 2004 - 03:12:30 PM |
| 11077 : |
| THIS IS TASHA FROM BINGHAMPTON SAYING WHATS UP MY MAN SCREECH I WANT TO KNOW ON SAVED BY THE BELL DO YOU AND LARK VOORHIES RELLY GO TOGETHER OR ARE YOU ALL JUST ACTTING IT OUT WELL MY SELF I KIND OF LIKE YOU SO STOP LIKING HER |
| 16th November 2004 - 03:21:39 PM |
| 11078 : |
| OH YEAH I FORGOT TO MENTION I'M RETARDED THATS WHY I CANT SPEL PROPUR OR USE PUNCHOOAYSHUN AND I TYPE ALL IN CAPS DUHHHHHHHHHHHH |