| 25th May 2005 - 02:40:09 PM |
| 13761 : |
| Clay Aiken's story (13743) and Ox's new one (13754) are both very spankworthy, thanks guys. And all you spamming cunts can smoke Dustin's big fat cock. You aren't achieving anything or annoying anyone, you're just cunts, plain and simple. |
| 25th May 2005 - 02:47:24 PM |
| 13762 : Mustapha Cockupmyass |
| turkey jagoff, it is big shame you are goign to the america. i live in instanbul and am very gay, we culd have gotted together sometiem. i am large and hairy and swarthy gay man with 12inch uncut cokc and very large balls. if any amercian gays are wanting to cum to istannbull and to having the SEX that would be the good. i am espeshally liking the DSUSTIN DIAMOND all though i find MARIO LOPZE a bit more hot because he is greazy and swarthy like me, we wood make nice couple i am think. to all turkeyish fag-haters - Avrupa`da yahudiler, CLEVELAND STEAMER savaçlardan 3.100.000 olduğu görülüren az zararı gören Savaşı tilkimsi sürüdür. İkinci ERECT PENIS öncesinde tüm yani 1945, ten ARABIAN GOGGLES sonra sayılarının . Avrupa`da toplam 1.300.000 Yahudi vardı; WW II 3.100.000 olduğu görülürdenen bu savaştan ANAL LEAKAGE yegane Dünya sonra hırsızlıktan!!!!!! |
| 25th May 2005 - 02:56:16 PM |
| 13763 : Reginald VelJohnson |
| Hi Dustin, it's your old pal Reg, you remember Carl Winslow from Family Matters? Remember how you always came down to the set to hang out with Jaleel? Remember when I came up from behind and rubbed your taint and you would slap me and run off to be with Jaleel. I wanted to be the meat in a Screech and Urkel sandwich, but you guys always laughed at me and never let me join in. Was it because I'm fat, or old? Or because I acted flamming gay all the time? I just wanted to pound your pasty white buttocks. I never forgot the pain, but that's ok I'm trying to hook up with Ralph Carter, the guy who played Micheal on Good Times and he's more queer than you and Nathan Lane put together. If I ever see you I'll punch you in the stomache and shit on your jew fro. Bitch. |
| 25th May 2005 - 03:37:12 PM |
| 13764 : Fiddy Cent, bitch |
| Yo yo yo Dusty D. I'm livin' large G. UNIVERSAL. Some rhymes for dat ass. You can lick a nigga ass juss a lil' bit even stick a finga in juss a lil' bit put my balls in yo mouth juss a lil' bit then I'll fart on yo chin juss a lil' bit SUCKIN' BALLS AN' RIDIN' DICKS IN DA '05, G! DING DONGS, YO! DING DONGS! |
| 25th May 2005 - 03:55:32 PM |
| 13765 : Dustin\'s Grandpa\'s Diary |
| FEB. 24, 1991 I'm so proud of my grandson. He finally stopped wetting the bed and he's starring on a famous TV show on the television! I went to a cast party today to meet some of his friends from the new fangled Saved From the Bell. Mark-Paul seemed like an especially nice boy. He noticed that I was wearing Old Shitter brand adult diapers, and when I asked him how he knew he said he changed his dad's diapers all the time. We talked for about an hour concerning the erotic shame of anal leakage. Such a nice boy. All of the sudden a Mexican boy walks in. He just looked like he was going to steal something or stink up the place with his Mexican beer farts. I had to take action, so I ripped off my pair of Old Shitters and used them to strangle the boy. Well, seeing Mexicans get strangled with shitty diapers ende up being a big turn-on for Mark-Paul. When he started suckling my old-man nipples and tickling my wrinkly taint, I knew I was in for the sloppy gay spunkfest of a lifetime. He didn't let me down. |
| 25th May 2005 - 04:18:11 PM |
| 13766 : From Turkey, with FISTS |
| um yes, hello america studs. also i too am coming the great america country i loving freedom blue jeans handguns cheeseburgers tobey keith? would it me love to have strong america man present me with a smelly pair of TURKISH GOGGLES while i tell it all about ZIONIST IMPERIALISM?!?! much it we watch america saved by teh bell and how you say rub meat sticks? it erotic would be if we make the fist sex in a tent at the mall just like saved by the bell? Aclarin RIMJOBS ilenclerine (beddualarina) yolacan FARTS günümüz oligarklari, TURKISH SCAT PARTYo kitlelerin gözyaslarinin dönüsecegi irmaklarda WOODEN SHOES bogulmagi da GAY FURRY HATS kayda almalilar (hesaba katmalilar)... |
| 25th May 2005 - 04:36:45 PM |
| 13767 : Turkish Jelqing Clubs |
| WE NEED MORE JELQING CLUBS IN TURKEY? YES OR NOT??? I just wanted to comment upon this statement, as I personally was involved in an Istanbuli jelqing club about four years ago, and it was ROUGH GOING. For example: those Turks there in Istanbul are hot and horny and ANYTHING goes with them, and to hell with any wives! Those guys would get together around the water pipe filled with hash and toke until they were ready to, so they said, JELQ....but damned if it didn't turn into an ass eating, arm-pit-licking, butt pounding, cock sucking orgy of pulsating Muslims. NOW I don't know about you reading this, but I have always thought that this was something against the Muslim religion and that the Koran doesn't look fondly upon homo activities. Well, I guess THAT went out with the wives because I've never seen so many guys into edging while screwing each other. One guy told me "I edge not with my fist but up inside my buddy's asshole". One guy would pile up onto of another, deep inside of his partner and working that brown canal like NO tomorrow....and then another guy who very roughly jelq the fuckee with such strokes that it would take a fourth partner just to hold this guy up as he was about to have his orgasm! The yelling and screams of wild unabandoned pleasure throughout the night was more than a turn on, and I have to admit that those few times I got INTO IT, I was relaxed for at least a week afterwards. Damn, those Muslims could really GET DOWN! Since that time I believe that the Muslims have created more clubs centered around those bath houses, hammam, that are ancient and lovely, marble structures if one doesn't slip on the cum everywhere and break a neck or bust a ball. I think I only went to these jelqing parties around 32 times before I realised that my cock wasn't getting any bigger but my balls were aching from the excessive edging and releases. SO AS FOR THIS NEW BUSH IDEA: President Bush has never had a good idea, and offering Jelqing Courses to the Arabs is like offering more bigotry to fundamentalist christians! Bush hasn't had one civilized idea since he was born. Let's not encourage him with anything more, and anything against yet another religion. |
| 25th May 2005 - 04:46:43 PM |
| 13768 : |
| 11012 : Dustin Hey guys. I just flew in from France and boy is my anus tired! My new line of clothing was modeled by muscle-bound studs, followed by the fourth annual Salad Toss Off. My boyfriend JP won for the second year in a row! Bon appetit! He almost got disqualified for using an illegal condiment (a lite honey-mustard), but the judges let him slide after they saw that he eats more ass than a ringworm. I'm very exited about my new line of clothing. Thanks to all the good folks at Zubaz Inc. Jan, Billy, you know who you are. Our most innovative product is our Jizz-Jeans. They resist stubborn protein stains, and they have a zipper in the back for quick, discreet anal adventures. They also have a large string of vibrating anal beads sewn right into the back seam, so you can wear them up your ass all day and nobody will suspect a thing! They will be available at Old Navy stores in time for Christmas. And look for the new Screech Signature Five-Speed Butt Dildo with Prostate Prodding Action. Available at Wal-11029 : Letters From An Asshole Yesterday, I received this heart-breaking letter in the mail: Nov. 14, 2004, It has now been ten days since I was violently shoved up the ass of former child actor Dustin Diamond. He has a surprisingly strong anus, which has imprisoned me. I'm beginning to run out of food, and the batteries in my flashlight are low. I'm very scared and lonely. Luckily, there is a mailbox inside his ass. If anybody is reading this, please help. I have tried to escape while Dustin was having a bowel movement, but my shoe got caught on a sphincter ring. I also tried to escape while someone named JP sucked Dustin's ass. He didn't suck hard enough. Every thirty minutes, I'm am sprayed with somebody's jism. This frightens me the most, as many diseases are easily transmitted through spunk, and poo, and of course blood. I have built a makeshift tent out of used condoms I found in the small intestine. I've gotten used to the horrible stench, but I'm scared that the large sewer rats will attack me. -A Small Retarded Boy |
| 25th May 2005 - 04:57:11 PM |
| 13769 : Wacky World of Wrestling |
| 11360 : Vince McManfucker All you Hulkamaniacs listen up! I want tight balls and meaty Jumbones, do you understand me?! USA!!! BALLS!!! I want fists pounding, cocks being sucked with cave-man enthusiasm, and Toby Keith CDs at FULL FUCKING BLAST!!! USA!! FARTS!!! I want sword fights, double penetration, and Karls and Lunches that are HOTTER THAN THE FUCKING SUN!!! I want spandex ripped, Zubaz torn, and assholes COMPLETELY OBLITERATED!!! I WANT A FOUR-HUNDRED POUND SAMOAN MAN TO FILL AN XXXL ADULT DIAPER WITH AS MUCH URINE AND FECES AS POSSIBLE, SO I CAN FUCK AND EAT HIS WARM LEAVINGS!!!! USA!!! DIAPERS!!!! LEAVINGS!!!! Also, I am a homosexual man. 11363 : The Hulkster Vince, you sexy motherfucker. Me and Macho Man Randy Savage and a bunch of random homeless guys are gonna grab ya and throw you in tha ring, and while Macho Man pins you to the canvas by sitting on your face, we're all gonna take turns shitting, pissing and cumming on your struggling form. And you're gonna like it, bitch. At the same time we will be rockin out to the strains of my classic 'Hulk Rules' album. Don't forget your motherfucking vitamins, bitch. 11365 : Macho Man Randy Savage SNAP INTO A SLICK DICK!!! UGH! I LOVE COCK MEAT!! THAT BEEFY JUICY TASTE!!! There's nothing better after a hard day of smoking crack and getting hit with chairs than hard dick! AM I RIGHT, MEN?! I love the stale-fish smell of a locker room full of hot sweaty dong sausages and pooter meats! YOU'D BETTER BELIEVE IT, LADIES!!! UGH!! My spandex is stretching more than Dustin's asshole at the pride parade! HELL YEAH!! I"M PUMPED UP NOW!! First I'm gonna look you in the eye, buddy, and then I'm gonna pin you down so hard, and then... I'M GONNA SHOVE MY TONGUE SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOU'LL WISH YOU WERE BURNING IN THE FIRES OF HELL, BUDDY!!!!!!! SLIP INTO MY RIM, JIM!!!!!! OHHH YEEEAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 11367 : The Rock CAN YOU SMELLLELLELLELLL WHAT MY ANUS IS COOKING?! IT'S SEMEN!! MY ANUS IS COOKING SEMEN!!! ISN'T THAT CRAZY?! |
| 25th May 2005 - 05:04:03 PM |
| 13770 : |
| hypercolor tshirts were totally gay |
| 25th May 2005 - 05:19:00 PM |
| 13771 : Mario Lopez |
| Heyy, mang. Dusteen, mang, you are mi familia, essay. I'm not mad at chew, homes, but you need to help me clean all the crusty stains out of the back of mi el camino lowrider, essay. There's still lots of cum and blood and sheet from when you were munching my spicy bean-hole and I accidentally knocked your tooth out with one of my famously violent Mexi-farts. Call me, essay. |
| 25th May 2005 - 05:28:16 PM |
| 13772 : Jizzy-D |
| Yo Fiddy whaddup up G I hear ya ding-dongs is WHERE IT AT yo fag-rap is WHERE IT AT yo fo shizzy yo dem some booty-bompin' rhymz you droppin yo I'S OUT NIGGA. |
| 25th May 2005 - 05:33:53 PM |
| 13773 : Ra-moan |
| Hi Dusty, remember when I used to cut your hair for you out in L.A. and you'd pull your pants down and ask me to mow your man bush? We really had some fun times didn't we. Remember our little get away to San Francisco? We got so drunk and you made love to me and told me you wanted to get married, and I just laughed and told you that you were a great lay, but nothing else. Than you left crying and threatened to jump off the Golden Gate, so I talked you down and held you all night long as you listened to Back Street Boys. Do you still act like a little bitch? I'm glad to be rid of you, the only thing you had going was the hot man love, other than that I'd much prefer to take a steaming shit on you. |
| 25th May 2005 - 05:37:10 PM |
| 13774 : Don\'t shit on the floor again! |
| Don't shit on the floor again ! OK? |
| 25th May 2005 - 05:56:48 PM |
| 13775 : Poo Diddy |
| Yo, Fiddy! Dem rhymes ain't sheeit biotch! I heard you ain't even really gay. I challenge you to a battle. I was the gayest and I was the first I'm up in more asses than an enema nurse I got the mega smegma in the Zubaz pants for the gay scat play and the pee pee dance I got everything that a REAL fag needs leather pants butt plugs and booty beads so spread dem cheeks, bitch you know what you like I'll toss yo salad like I stole yo... |
| 25th May 2005 - 06:32:37 PM |
| 13776 : Gay-Z |
| Yo yo YO. You wack-ass nigz ain't got SHIT on me. I's OF, Original Faggot, see. I be droppin' da phat beatz while you nigz is still in yo Fat Albert jimmy-jams. Sheeit. Drop a OLD-skool beat. Mah dick's 12 inch 'n' it comin' your way When it come to rimmin' I'm the gayest of the gay Don't be perpatratin', playa hatin' I cut yo ass if I catch you masturbatin' |
| 25th May 2005 - 07:46:15 PM |
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| 25th May 2005 - 07:47:56 PM |
| 13778 : Fagbusters |
| ALL RAPPERS ARE FAGS... THE ALMIGHTY TOLD ME SO. |
| 25th May 2005 - 07:53:09 PM |
| 13779 : Taintmaster Felch |
| What is dis Mickey Mouse bitch nigga bullshit?! All y'all be rhymin' cheaper then a sevendy five cent cock ring on a fiddy cent rent boy BEEEITCH! Yo, DJ Bukkake Beatz, drop it on these broke ass chumps! I munch stanky cracks and slobber on nut sacks I'm a shit-smeared all out fag and dat's dat I got lotsa V.D. and genital warts A yellow bandana 'cuz I like water sports I'm butt rapin' MC's with sickle cell disease My anus stretches like elastic on yo BVDs I fuck frat boys leather boys junkies and bums I smoke dicks not blunts and drink forties of cum!!!!!!!!!! Y'all straight-made bitches need to take yo asses back to school, nig tizzle! Dayamn! I'm 'bout to rock a remote southern truck stop. Y'all suckas be jerkin' an' slurpin' in da minor leagues, BUT TAINTMASTER FELCH IS BIG TIME, BEEEEITCH! |
| 25th May 2005 - 08:36:43 PM |
| 13780 : Feminem |
| Dayamn! |