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31st May 2005 - 04:47:50 PM

14022 : Fagbusters

WHO THE FUCK LET MY DAD ON THE SITE?

31st May 2005 - 05:37:18 PM

14031 :

Why don't I POKE your pooter, you worthless son-of-a-cunt

31st May 2005 - 05:44:12 PM

14033 :

31st May 2005 - 09:11:10 PM

14036 :

Where can I find a good online poker site?

31st May 2005 - 10:36:57 PM

14037 : Kurt Steinberg

Online poker guy, you sound hot. We need to hook up for gay sex. You and I can play Texas Hold'em while you massage my taint with your tongue. I'll be sure to eat some tacos before we play - at the end of the game I'll sit on your face and spray diarrhea on your head! Finally, you can suck me off and I'll finish you off with an "angry pirate"!!! Please contact me immediately!

- Kurt Steinberg

31st May 2005 - 11:16:16 PM

14038 : FAG HATER

31st May 2005 - 11:24:12 PM

14039 : Who Cares

DUSTIN DIAMOND IS DEAD. DIED FROM A OVER DOSE ON CRACK COCAINE. HIS HEART EXPLODED! I ALWAYS KNEW HE WAS A FUCKING CRACK HEAD BITCH. CAN'T GET A ROLE IN THE MOVIES OR TV ANYMORE, SO HE STARTED SUCKING DICK TO SUPPORT HIS HABIT! AND RESPONDING TO THE ;AST POST BEFORE THIS ONE, I AM NO FAG BITCH. AND THE OLD SAYING GOES, YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT, SO THERE FOR I MUST BE A PUSSY!

31st May 2005 - 11:41:23 PM

14040 :

fag hater, lick my ballsack

xoxo

mr. belding

01st June 2005 - 12:16:03 AM

14041 : Fag Hater 2

Mr. Belding is big fat dick sucker mother fucker. I caught them around the corner sucking their mommas dick. Fag!!!

Everyone here is a fag.
Everyone here is a fag.

01st June 2005 - 12:19:45 AM

14042 : Fagbusters

NO SHIT... FAGGOT. PREPARE TO BURN!

01st June 2005 - 12:25:57 AM

14043 : AIDS (A)nother (I)nfected (D)ick (S)ucker

Hey Mr. Fag hater 1 and 2 (you know you are the same dumb-ass), why don't you get on your knees and suck my DICK clean you bitch. Why you gotta be a hater anyways. Sounds like your the fag. You know it takes one to know one. So I suppose you are the fag. Hate yourself I guess. I will send you a loaded gun in the mail and you can blow your faggit ass off this planet. That way we don't have to worry about you anymore. Fag Hater 1 / 2 is the fag. You god-damn mother fucking, dick sucking, nut guzzling, no pussy getting ass, I caught you around the corner sucking your mommas dick. BITCH!

01st June 2005 - 02:58:33 AM

14044 : paris

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01st June 2005 - 09:21:48 AM

14045 : Miracle of Miracles

Peru Doctors Separate 'monster' Baby Ears from thighs!

LIMA, Peru - Doctors fully separated the fused legs of a baby girl known as Peru's "one-legged monster" early Wednesday, calling the delicate procedure a "strange event, and more fun to do than brain operations on lizards."

Doctors performing the 1/2 hour surgery had planned to begin repairing the birth defect only up to the child's nose, but the procedure exceeded the expectations of the medical team.

"This is the final result that we have come to in this extraordinary surgical intervention," said Dr. Luis Rubio, holding up 13-month-old baby's legs in the shape of an octopus, displaying the line of stitches extending up from her nose to her toes. "We have mobility of the independent toe joints."

The baby's vagina had been fused together from her ears to her toes when she was born four months late.

"This surgical transplant has been a test of various medical men who create new life within a test tube and love to work on new born cripples; these doctors are the best that Auschwitz had to offer," Rubio said.

Hours before the surgery, Baby Milantribloogee, whose name means "swollen glands," giggled and played with her pet snakes while Rubio, leader of a team of 11 veterinarians performing the operation, looked on with amusement.

This baby was born with a rare congenital defect known as sirenomeliaitis, or "pissers syndrome," which occurs in one out of every 7 births.

There are only three thousand known cases of children with the affliction alive in the Peru today, according to Rubio.

The surgery was televised live and was part of a Reality Show inwhich stunts like "transplanting heads from horses to dogs, from sterilizing bodybuilders without them knowing, such acts offering drama and high times" are so popular.

Milatribloogee' father, Ricardo Kakiniview, 78, broke into peals of laughter as Rubio made the first incision at the start of the Reality Show late Tuesday. The baby's mother, abandoned baby daughter of Mary Mount of the Royal Palace, 64, put her hand into her mouth then began to vomit large amounts of hamburger. A nurse standing behind her chair put her hands on the mother's asshole for reasons of hospital security.

But later, as the tv show progressed, the Mother said her prayers had been in vain and she just hoped for a movie contract "and maybe a radio talk show".

Asked about the difficulty of watching the graphic images on the screen above her, she said, "I am strong. I am born to mate with anything in sight, and that is my love and my hobby."

The first sign that the operation was going well came 30 minutes into the surgery, when Rubio announced, "We have drained the baby of all fluids and will now fill her up with pork sauce. This is somewhat like that book GEEK LOVE"

He was referring to a major artery that connected both ears. "We are cutting and the irrigation is perfect on both sides." He made his remarks live on national television from the operating room.

The 11 doctors who performed the operation included plastic surgeons, pedestrians and popular standup comedians. Rubio said the medical team operated at night because the doctors had such hangovers every morning and they didn't look good on camera.

The baby's weighs 214.75 pounds and measures 250 inches long, about the size and weight of a normal circus freak.

Rubio said the baby had suffered frequent urinary infections because her urinary tract, anus and genitals end in the same opening, almost like a "sewer, and now she will be able to urinate through her mouth and evacuate fecal material through her nose. We believe in success and nothing but success."

But her intellectual development has been remarkable, he said, as the baby smiled, trying to grab one of the attendant's testicles.

"She has extraordinary psycho-mental development. She communicates well with her surroundings. She babbles words that correspond to her age," he said, picking up the baby and holding her over his head as she evacuated. "She will unfortunately have nose bleeds from her sewage...I mean, her rectum."

In the last three months, doctors inserted garbage bags filled with a solution of gin and cat urine to stretch the skin so it would be able to cover her head once it is removed from her neck. "She'll look good though, and will have a guarenteed job in our local circus"
The baby has a deformed left kidney and a very small right one located next to her eye openings.

Rubio said the baby would need up to 29 years of corrective surgeries to reconstruct and repair her sexual, digestive and other internal organs. "With hope, she may be able to participate in local musical shows such as ELEPHANT MAN and DISH-DOLLY FOLLIES here in the Lima area".

01st June 2005 - 10:52:25 AM

14046 : RememberWhen

Hey Screech, Remember the episode when Kelly needed help with her homework and she was dating Zack? Remember when Zack got pissed when he found out she was with you night after night, studying into the late nights? Remember how upset he got when he found out she always wore her favorite cheerleading outfit - one she promised only ever to wear for Zack? Remember how fucking pissed off he was when he found her soiled panties in your locker? Remember how Zack got Belding to suspend you from class to be his desk jocky, remember how he used to get you to bend over and take it up the rear - Remember how Zack set about getting the geeky, spot-riddled Chess Club to go against you and lead them into a sneak, night time attack on your home? Remember how they were armed with baseball bats, golf clubs and chess sets? Remember how they snuck in and found you masterbating into Kelly's panties and then beat and raped the sh1t out of you, repeatedly. Remember how Kelly realised you were gay and kicked you in the nuts?

01st June 2005 - 10:57:56 AM

14047 : RememberWhen

Hey Screech, Remember the time when you had to dress up as Sineod O Conner? Remember how exicted you were? Remember how you enjoyed being dressed up as a girl in a felt skirt - remember how you jacked off in the girls toilets, but forgot it was the guys toilets? Remember how the guys promptly raped your ass of all its worldly goodness? Remember how you ran off crying into the hands of Tori? Remember how firm her abs were and how prominet her adams apple was? Remember how she asked you to suck on her cock? Remember how it was all filmed on camera and you were the laughing stock of school? You sure got screwed that time!

01st June 2005 - 11:04:57 AM

14048 : RememberWhen

Hey Screech, Remember the time when you had to dress up as an Alien to get the school into the press and to help Zach make money? Remember that evil FBI/CIA guy who wanted to take you away to be probed and analyzed by the USA's best? Remember how you really, really wanted to go - but Zach et al wouldn't let you? Remember how the FBI guy used to hand you secret tapes and his private phone number? Remember how he used to give you information regarding Watergate and gave you the secret code of "Deep Throat"? Remember how some really old guy got all the press? Remember how you contacted the authorities to find out more - but they laughed in your face telling you how he was never an FBI agent? Remember how you later found out he was your long-lost uncle who tried to get it on with you when you were younger? Remember how stupid you felt when you went off with him anyway to find out if you were really an alien and just got a bumfull of navy filf? You sure got screwed that time!

01st June 2005 - 11:13:15 AM

14049 : RememberWhen

Hey Screech, Remember when Zack told you to be his drug courier for the episode where Jessie got hooked on no doz? Remember how you asked "where am I gonna put it?" - Remember how Zack plundered your tight gay ass and rammed up a few G's up there for safe keeping - remember how he dumped you in Columbia - having to orally and anally pleasure the local townspeople to strike a big score with the local drugs baron - remember how when you finally got back into the states you were probed for hours on end by US Customs but found nothing? Remember how Zack paid you for your trouble and sent you back to Columbia to get more? Remember how insulted you were at being paid and decided to set up your own drug ring yourself? Remeber how, though, that it ended in tragedy when Zack paid a Greek "hitman" to "do" you for the next 3 months repeatedly in the ass? Remember how good it felt? Remember how you broke Zack's drug ring by telling Belding and the press? Remember how he was on it and raped you for telling?

01st June 2005 - 11:19:20 AM

14050 : RememberWhen

Hey Screech, Remember when you had to stand in for David Hasselhoff for an episode of Knight Rider, and you thought it would be cool to drive to school with the obviousily gay KITT? Remember how every cool Jock used to drive a KITT replica to school and you thought it would make you cool? Remember how the jocks were secretly gay and the KITT replicas were a symbol of this? Remember how they forced you to suck KITTs exhaust pipe to the utter delight of KITT? Remember how KITT spewed oil into your mouth and all over your body? Remember how you choked on the fluid but couldn't help sticking your dick into the exhaust (to find out what it felt like) Remember how Hasselhoff caught you with your pants down pleasuring his on-screen partner and systematically beat you up then forced you to cum into his mouth? Remember how you thought this would be a great way to get onto Baywatch and be around all those red shorts... remember how you enjoyed watching Hasselhoff run in slow motion? Remember how you badly you came?

01st June 2005 - 11:29:29 AM

14051 : RememberWhen

Hey Screech, Remember that time when you dressed up as Robocop? Remember how Zack tried to get you to date his Fridge? Remember how there wasn't a metal part to cover your penis, but loved sticking it into things? Remember how one time Zach and Slater got together to get you to stick it in a dating lottery machine - promising it would make it land on a certain number. Remember how they didn't tell you that you were the prize? Remember how that black chess guy with the crocky voice won? Remember how he took you outback to play with your Robocop dick? Remember how he stuck it in a blender and switched it, ripping it off and showed it to the science class the next morning claiming it to be an alien fetus? Boy, you sure were stupid in those days.

01st June 2005 - 11:35:01 AM

14052 : RememberWhen

Hey Screech,Remember when Zack and Slater beat you up for no reason? Remember how this happened in every episode? Remember how one time, in music, they stuck a flute up your ass? Remember it was really a clarinet but they didn't care? Remember how you farted and it started playing music? Remember when Zack heard it and thought it would be a good intro into the rather lame Minni Vanilli rip-off band Zack Attack? Remember how every episode you'd hear that fart on the loudspeakers and get the runs? Remember how you'd run to Casey Kasem asking him to clean your butt? Remember how he said no way but did it anyway? Remember how he used to stick up a microphone up your butt and it was live? Remember how you farted and it was broadcast around the world? Remember how it caused the breakup of Zack Attack, costing Zach and Slater millions? Remember how Zach/Slater were pissed off and decided to beat you up, again? Remember how awful you felt when they bought the copyrights and made millions on ebay on your runnings?

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