| 01st June 2005 - 12:13:30 PM |
| 14053 : yokki |
| sen bittinnnnnnnnn |
| 01st June 2005 - 12:16:36 PM |
| 14054 : MARIO |
| IM A GUY MY NAME IS MARIO i love to suck guys i love it when 2 guys are on one i love it when 2 guys are on my cock IM SO GAY I LOVE ALL MEN EVEN THE GEEKS CAUSE THERE THE EAYSET TO GET |
| 01st June 2005 - 12:21:34 PM |
| 14055 : |
| dustin dimand you suck shit |
| 01st June 2005 - 12:24:50 PM |
| 14056 : MARIO |
| MAN I GOT LAID 3 TIMES TODAY ALLL BYY MEN OMG I LOVE SPERM I LOVE THE TATES I LOVE THERE ASS I LOVE SUCKING ON GUYS NIPPELS OMG I LOVE COCK I LOVE IT WHEN THEY JIZZ ALL OVER MY FACE OMFG I LOVE LIEK ALL THE GUYS AT MY SCHOOL MY NAME IS MARIO CLARMONT LEGER LIVE IN CANADA MY HOTMAIL IS ROS_50_CENT@HOTMAIL.COM CALL THE GAY M,ASTER CAUSE NO ONE IS GAYER THEN ME |
| 01st June 2005 - 12:30:40 PM |
| 14057 : MARIO |
| 770-4020 MY NAME IS MARIO I LOVE THE PENIS SAVE BYE THE BEEL IS THE BEST SHOW EVER I JERK OFF EVERY TIME I WATCH IT OMG THE GUYS IN IT ARE SO HOT I WISH THEY WOULD PICK ME UP BRING ME TO A ROOM LET ME SUCK THERE COCK AND JIZZ ALL OVER MY FACE CALL ME IM IN CANADA I LOVE SODOMY I LIKE WIPS,DILDOS AND BUTT PLUGS. MY ANUS IS LOOSE AND I LIKE DIK CALL ME IM LOLY AND HORNY.I LOVE ASS RAMING GUYS I LIKE IT IN THE BUTT |
| 01st June 2005 - 12:36:07 PM |
| 14058 : mario |
| hey my name is mario and i love men and i cant wait till a guy wants to hook up with me and eats out my asshole i wanna suck a dick all day thats all i ever think about |
| 01st June 2005 - 12:42:11 PM |
| 14059 : mario |
| hey guys its me again yes again i still dont got a boyfriend and i still cant wait till i get one im a gay guy and i dream about sucking anoyher guy again.its been the longest time since my last fuckbuddy. |
| 01st June 2005 - 12:42:34 PM |
| 14060 : Mila Milerarschloch, Priestess |
| hey my name is mario and I'm just an asshole. Now doesn't that make you want to vomit blood? I've been thinking alot about the weather and about that hunk of shit I found on the kitchen floor. No, it's not the dog who did it. I don't have a dog. Maybe it's my Uncle Ferdie and his fucked up colostomy bag he used to throw outta 30 story windows. SPLAT below. And just when Mario appeared, I got the news that Dustin will be appearing in a new shit-com in the Fall. It's something about that baby that had its ears connected to its thigh and he's the doc who is always getting assfucked in the operating room. Sounds boring to me. hey my name is maria and i'm a character from west side snorey with a song about my diahrea or something like that. Good bye. Good buy. Piece of ass only per hour |
| 01st June 2005 - 12:52:03 PM |
| 14061 : amanda.v |
| im a lezbain i love pussy |
| 01st June 2005 - 01:16:07 PM |
| 14062 : |
| so many remember whens, I think I've shot all my jizz and sprained my elbow from all the stroking I've been doing - keep them coming, so I can keep cumming. |
| 01st June 2005 - 01:30:41 PM |
| 14063 : Dustin D, |
| Damn! Next time, give some prior warning before launching a volley of super-hot 'remember when' stories like the ones below - now my zubaz needs changing! Mario, you sound hot, queer and retarded - just the way I like em! Lets hook up some time and rub knobs! Remember kids, you can always 'trust the dust' - to slurp your taint-sauce and chug down your anal mucous! |
| 01st June 2005 - 01:43:40 PM |
| 14064 : Dustin, again HEY THERE |
| The more I think about you, Mario, the more I want to fart some of my favorite hit tunes while I jerk! You really need a very steaming hot enema. Direclty from MY hose! then i can get down on my knees and suck my piss outta your gritty cavity like a fucking drinking fountain. YEH.... |
| 01st June 2005 - 02:35:35 PM |
| 14065 : RememberWhen |
| Hey Screech, Remember when you saw an episode of Star Trek:The Next Generation and thought it'd be cool to make your own Data like robot to pleasure you anally? Remember how the actor who played Data found out and sued your pants off literally? Remember how you begged and grovelled at his feet, telling him how you'd do anything rather than get sued? Remember how he disappeared for a few minutes and returned in full Data costume and began to ram your ass with his penis? Remember how painful it was and how you cried? Remember when he quipped, in his data-voice, "I think I just experienced my first emotion?" wiping away the milky dross away from your puny ass? |
| 01st June 2005 - 02:40:43 PM |
| 14066 : RememberWhen |
| Hey Screech, Remember when Lisa, Kelly and Jessie got all really drunk at your place and started to get all undressed? Remember how they were all lying your bed, aching to get zoinked by you? Remember how tight Kelly looked, how juicy Lisa looked and how anal Jessie was? Remember how you couldn't get a stiffy? Remember how Kelly asked "I wish slater was here?" Remember how the very mention of the word of Slater got you raging hard? Remember how your pecker burst all over the girls without you even going in? Remember how your premature ejaculation screams were heard by your reclusive Dad? Remember how he came up there and asked what was going on? Remember how you turned up the next day thinking you were the big man on campus for "doing" the three girls? Remember how the girls told everyone over the main school audio system that you were the worst ever lay in history, bar none? Remember how you cried to Belding the next day? Remember how he promised to fix things? Remember how hard he punished your ass? Remember the announcement he made to the school of how good you were? Remember how embrassed you were? Remember how you got beat up by the guys for the lazy gay drunk you are? |
| 01st June 2005 - 02:47:16 PM |
| 14067 : RememberWhen |
| Hey Screech, Remember when you finally got a girl in the shape of Tori Spelling? Remember that screwed up face she had? Remember how much of a nerd she looked? Remember how she sorta looked similar to you? Remember how she felt when you first zoinked her up her tight anus and pussy? Remember how you thought of Slater each and every time? Remember how you got her pregant? Remember how a few weeks later your reclusive dad turned up and told you that Spelling was in fact your sister? Remember how much you hurlled down the toilet? Remember how you kept screwing her anyway? Remember how you remarked .. "You know if I was Luke, I'd bang Leia" and it came true? Remember how your demon son tried to get you killed? Remember how you had to kill the only son by wearing making him watch reruns of the munsters? Remember how much of a hardon you got whenever Frank Gwyane got on the screen and had that funny expression on his face? Remember how it kinda reminded you of Spelling whilst you were zoinking her every which way but lose? |
| 01st June 2005 - 03:01:36 PM |
| 14068 : RememberWhen |
| Hey Screech, remember how scrawny you were? Remember how you ran like a girl with your arms all over the place? Remember how you really, really wanted to get bigger muscles and decided to take Slater's after-school class and even took steroids to get the muscles? Remember how Slater fooled you into believing the steroids were making you a muscle-bound freak when, in fact, they were slowly turning you into a girl? Remember how the hormone replacement tablets made you very open to suggestion? Remember how Slater inserted all sorts of gym equipment up your rectum? Remember how he made you wear a liotard to school? Remember how tight it felt against your sore ass? Remember how much you hated your dick being in the way and got yourself drunk in humilation? Remember how, in your drunken state, you tried to cut it off but failed because your muscles ached too much? Remember how you collapsed and when you awoke Slater was depositing his load all over your face? Remember how sticky it tasted? Remember how you flushed the hormone tablets down the loo but kept going to his class for extra lessons, despite the fact you hardly grew a single muscle and remained a scrawny ass for the rest of your life? |
| 01st June 2005 - 03:07:48 PM |
| 14069 : RememberWhen |
| Hey Screech, remember how in the prank wars against valley you stole their pig and ate it? Remember how they responded by setting off stink pheromen bombs during gym and all the girls and guys were in the middle of a field with only towels on? Remember how they all suddenly got it on in front of you and you were the only one left holding his piece? Remember how you tried to jump into Slater's big manly arms but he knocked you out for 4 hours? Remember how when you came to you were in Valley's school, kidnapped - and was being anally ratified by their new mascot... an elephant? Remember how no-one came to save you? Remember how Valley seem to lose every pointless wrestling match from then on? Remember you knew why? It was because they were having too much fun laughing at your poor undeserving ass being rammed by an elephant... Remember how you escaped by drugging the elephant with the same phermones - remember how it got incredibily horny? Remember how much you paid the price for your stupidity? Remember how many laughs Valley had at your expense? |
| 01st June 2005 - 04:09:58 PM |
| 14070 : Tester |
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| 01st June 2005 - 06:00:50 PM |
| 14071 : TV Trivia Buff |
| Diamond, is it true that your character "Screech" got his nickname because of the screeching sound you made when Milo the janitor robbed you of anal virginity during the first season of "Good Morning Miss Bliss" by forcing his chocolate love salamander deep inside your tight, virgin, boy-hole? |
| 01st June 2005 - 06:28:33 PM |
| 14072 : Do you remember when.... |
| you remember when dustin would just be jofns.nr, sofn oh a oms; [owe rn YEH I RMEMBER THAT...and also the time that s.ufpso 90vn w; oncmnvlna-- w w w w009 f SHIT YEH MAN I REMEMBER THAT And how dustin would try to pronouce...jpfjwpoj e p sopq8d0 k4 4ljoij nga; aolsos soijf w oein e,nlw sxvnm,ajfosnf... YEH WIERD....totally weird tooo. not wierd. or weird...or even fo s oj n ;wlk0d9v woena w ownq[[pznjj v ldml goijs p paijs sp odmnr rkr Right on! |