| 06th July 2006 - 12:44:08 PM |
| 78324 : Dustin\'s Law Firm |
| They really "SUK" http://www.suklawfirm.com/?DCMP=KWC-QUIGO |
| 06th July 2006 - 12:59:18 PM |
| 78325 : Bruce Vilanch\'s Crotch |
| http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0897358/board/nest/47518312 |
| 06th July 2006 - 01:28:39 PM |
| 78326 : Screech |
| No Mr. B., don't put it in there!!! ZZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 06th July 2006 - 01:57:49 PM |
| 78327 : |
| Screech, at what age did you have your anal virginity taken from you? |
| 06th July 2006 - 02:33:13 PM |
| 78328 : Penis cock ass minge ok |
| minge cakes fvxz\z cock gdhjgminge cakes fvxz\z cock gdhjg FUCK SHEHZAD TANWEER FUCK MOHAMMAD SIDIQUE KHAN FUCK GERMAINE LINDSAY FUCK HASIB HUSSAIN ROT IN HELL YOU MUSLIM SCUMBAGS. |
| 06th July 2006 - 03:05:10 PM |
| 78329 : Kurt |
| Which one of you is Pat McGroin? Is it Gay Zack? This is pretty funny - http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0020449755/qid=1152216199/ |
| 06th July 2006 - 03:09:14 PM |
| 78330 : Gay Zack |
| yeah Kurt, Im Pat McGroin |
| 06th July 2006 - 05:12:26 PM |
| 78331 : |
| Former teen star Dustin Diamond has been arrested for indecent exposure at his Port Washington home. Many might remember Dustin as Screech, the loveable high pitch nerd from Saved by the Bell. Some of you also may know that Dustin is about to lose his home due to being the only jew who isn't good at business. Many people don't realize that the town of Port Washington laughs at this has been and has vandelized his home repeatedly! He had been described as an arrogant lying paranoid freak. Ever since the big story about him selling shirts, the front of his home had become a site for haters to publicly humiliate Dustin by chanting Screech, leaving flamming shit bags or just plain throwing rocks through his windows.The final straw came when one man dressed as AC Slater and another man dressed as Screech began to somdomize eachother in Dustins front lawn. This enraged Dustin to the point he left his home, shouted "you want Saved by the Bell, I'll give you Saved by the Bell" He dropped his pants, reveiling his 3 inch penis at which he shoved his nutsack in the faces of the two and began to "teabag" them. Several people pulled their pants down an began to masturbate at the site of a nude Dustin. A homeless man by the name of toothless Joe tells us "yeah, I know him, he gives me a beef and cheddar sandwich if I lick his ass" Police quickly came to arrest Dustin and throw him in the Port Washington jail where he sits until his court date since he's too cheap to buy a lawyer. It is unkown at this time where the former gay teen hearthrob will end up, but this reporter says he's welcome to share my anus! This has been Guy Random from Queer Action News. |
| 06th July 2006 - 05:55:44 PM |
| 78332 : |
| Man, this Bruce Vilach is ugly - http://www.starfileonline.com/output/BVill050329R111.jpg |
| 06th July 2006 - 06:02:35 PM |
| 78333 : Rocco |
| Fuck! Guy Random that was a hot news story! Please keep us updated on the ongoing saga in Port Washington. By the way have any of the members of the Step By Step family made an appearance? I bet that little blond fruit and Diamond pump each others asses on a regular basis!!! ROCCO |
| 07th July 2006 - 01:40:44 AM |
| 78334 : Dick Upmyass |
| This is Dick Upmyass for KOCK Action News reporting LIVE from Dustin Diamond's front yard where the sodomy continues unabaited. What started as a 2-man protest has quickly evolved into an orgy of biblical proportions after the original couple, dressed as Saved by the Bell characters, were accosted and "teabagged" by none other than Diamond himself. Following this it seems that every queer for miles around has converged on Diamond's front yard to turn it into a boiling sea of ejaculating cocks and gaping anii! All available holes are being plugged by thick, pulsating rods and...yes!...I think I can even make out a few lesbian couples! This is truly a sight to behold...sadly Diamond himself is unavailble for comment but we've received reports that he is either lost deep in the pile of copulating bodies or is closeted inside his house masturbating furiously to the hot, hot action going on outside. I'm also witnessing scenes of blatant drug use...coke is being snorted from ass-cracks...heroin is being injected into testes...oh, the humanity!! This is truly a scene William S. Burroughs could be proud of, and this reporter is off now to get in the action...back to you in the studio, Tom. |
| 07th July 2006 - 02:37:09 AM |
| 78336 : Ariel |
| I am a worthless, spamming piece of horse excrement. Please send child snuff videos to my e-mail address, so that I may masturbate to them. Here is a picture of what I ate for lunch - http://www.mrpoop.com/images/cornpoop.jpg |
| 07th July 2006 - 07:05:50 AM |
| 78337 : screech\'s father, cuntrags |
| haha i just ate a piece of shit... mm mmmmmmmmmmm yum yum |
| 07th July 2006 - 07:35:27 AM |
| 78338 : Devante F |
| All yall shut the f up screech was the hunk of bayside. All yall hatin on screech stop hatin on him yahll want to be sreech dont be hatin om my boy screech. |
| 07th July 2006 - 07:35:19 AM |
| 78338 : Devante F |
| All yahll shut the f up screech was the hunk of bayside. All yall hatin on screech stop hatin on him yahll want to be sreech dont be hatin om my boy screech. |
| 07th July 2006 - 08:35:24 AM |
| 78339 : PUNKD00D |
| YEEH ALL U FREEKZ LAEVE DSUTIN ALON!!! OMGZOMG UR ALL SUCH LOZERS!!!!!!! DSUTIN IS NOT GAYE ALRIGHT.WHN I MET HIM HE WUZ REAL NICE AND HE STARTED MAKING OUT WITH ME AND TUTCHING ME BALLS AND SHIT AND I WUZ LIKE WHAT RE U DOIN MAN AND HE WAS ALL LIKE ITS OKK IM NOT GAY THIS IS JSUT HOW MY GREET MY FANZ SO I WUZ LIEK OK DUDE THATS ALRITE I SUPPOS.AND THEN WE WUZ MAYKING OUT SUM MOR. HIZ DICK WUZ HARD AND HE SED HE WANTED TO TAKE A DUMP IN MY MOOTH AND GIVE ME ARBABIAN GOOGLES I DONT KNOW WHAT THEY ARE BUT IT DUZ NOT MEEN HE IS GAY HE JSUT CARES ABOUUT HIS FANS SO LEEV HIM ALOEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]] DUSTIN IS STRAYT AND HE IS MARRED!!!!!!!!!!! DUSTIN U RULZ D00D PUNK RULZ I LOV SUM 41 AND AVRILL LAVINGE PNUK ROCK 4EVAR DSUTIN 4EVER!!!!!!!! |
| 07th July 2006 - 08:54:22 AM |
| 78340 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, I really want to eat some Taco Bell and then meet up with you behind a gas station. I'd drop trow and then shart right in your face! A shart is where I fart and little chunks of shit are also expelled out of my butthole at the same time!!! You must be getting so turned on thinking about this!!! Let's hook up! |
| 07th July 2006 - 09:18:15 AM |
| 78341 : Angry Fan |
| I didn't know dustindiamond.net went under but it should be dustindiamond.com anyway so maybe people couldn't find it. You are not Screech! WHY WON'T YOU GIVE BACK HIS NAME? |
| 07th July 2006 - 09:30:03 AM |
| 78342 : Maxwell Nerdstrom |
| Hey Kurt, according to Belding's IMDB bio: "His favorite food is the Taco Supreme form Taco Bell." That figures!! http://imdb.com/name/nm0368172/bio |