14th July 2006 - 02:00:15 AM |
78477 : Elton John |
Dustin, make sure you come see me again when I next tour America. You can stop by my dressing room after the show for a private "autograph session". Don't worry, my security people know the score. Oh and make sure you wear the zubaz sailor suit, that thing gets me hot!! |
14th July 2006 - 03:42:26 AM |
78478 : Michael J. Fox |
Diamond, let's hook up for hot balloon sex! Please check out some of these pages to see the kind of queer balloon activities we can do together! http://www.xxx-hunks.com/oldandyoungballoonfetishes/index.htm http://balloonguysat.sexdojo.com/0/580542.html I'd like to fill a balloon up with my creamy seed and runny turds, and rub it over your Al-Qaeda fro before I pop it in your face! |
14th July 2006 - 05:18:04 AM |
78479 : J.Allard |
u r hot lol. |
14th July 2006 - 10:47:34 AM |
78480 : |
screech, u suck ass. when are you and mr. belding going to vermont to say your gay nuptials and get married? did you ever cheat on belding with mr. tuttle? |
14th July 2006 - 11:12:23 AM |
78481 : |
99073 |
14th July 2006 - 11:33:29 AM |
78482 : Kurt |
Diamond, I re-read your story at http://www.getdshirts.com/the_story.php . If you are going to tell a lie, you should at least be consistent with the details. In the secon paragraph, you wrote: "I received a letter stating that I had 30 days to pay 0,000.00 or get out. I was not thrilled." However, later on you wrote: "At this point I have less than 40 days to save my house and I'm calling out to anyone who will listen. " So which is it, 30 days or 40 days? I'm pretty sure that you mentioned on Stern that it was 30 days. However, you also said you weren't engaged, but in an article written last year you mentioned a specific date in 2003 on which you became a married man. Please tell us the truth, Diamond. No more lies! |
14th July 2006 - 11:39:48 AM |
78483 : wvf |
aye bet |
14th July 2006 - 12:19:36 PM |
78484 : Gay Zack |
For Dustins lies he needs to sit Indian style, and allow all of us to teabag repeatedly. He must also allow BM'ing and all watersports. It will be filmed and the DVD will be sold, all profits will not go to Diamond. |
14th July 2006 - 12:53:04 PM |
78485 : BIGG DICK NIGGA |
Screech have buttsex with me immediately. i want you to lick lick LICK my big ol' nigga dick |
14th July 2006 - 01:31:44 PM |
78486 : deucer |
EVERYONE POST HERE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://imdb.com/name/nm0005260/board/post/nm0005260 |
14th July 2006 - 01:38:05 PM |
78487 : deucer |
oops I mean here: http://imdb.com/name/nm0005260/board/nest/48221555 |
14th July 2006 - 02:38:33 PM |
78488 : Joey |
He isn't necessarilly lying, about his house because the land-lord or wut-ever could have gave him a 30-day notice BEFORE getting the letter of eviction, therefore, he wouldn't really be lying. |
14th July 2006 - 03:24:37 PM |
78489 : Kurt |
Joey, re-read the article. Diamond clearly writes that he received a letter indicating that he had to pay 0,000 or get out within 30 days. Later on, he says he has "less than 40 days to save his house." It is true that 30 is less than 40, so maybe the 30 days time frame is what he means by "less than 40 days." If that is what he means, he should probably take a writing class, as he is unable to clearly express his thoughts in writing. |
14th July 2006 - 04:43:45 PM |
78490 : Gay Zack |
Come post on this thread and back up my claim http://us.imdb.com/name/nm0224616/board/thread/48237831 |
14th July 2006 - 05:28:39 PM |
78491 : Kurt |
Diamond, are you participating in the 2006 Gay Games? http://www.chicago2006.org/ Maybe you should enter yourself in a bicycle race and ride the bicycle naked with the seat removed! Or perhaps you could participate in a nice round of the butt-darts competition!!! |
14th July 2006 - 06:03:25 PM |
78492 : Gay Zack |
Ha Ha Dustin you stupid fag, I want to know the whole story about what went on with the shows you were supposed to do opening for Artie Lange. I heard you didn't perform and I heard people were chanting your name and that Artie said and i quote "Screech is a fucking loser" I need to hear this story. |
14th July 2006 - 06:20:23 PM |
78493 : Rocco |
I heard that Diamond did show up but when people started to chant, "Screech" over and over he shit his pants. His fake wife (man it's funny how we nailed that) kicked him in the penis and said I smell shit, Dustin did you shit your pants? Dustin looked at her and yelled,"Zoinks!" She then kicked the shit out of him and he followed her out the back door. She was overheard to say something about, "You better get me 100 beef n cheddars you fucking faggot loser, or I'll out you on the Diamond Love board!" Pretty sure this is what happened. ROCCO |
15th July 2006 - 12:43:44 AM |
78494 : screech eats AIDS for breakfast |
http://www.siriuscanada.ca/HowardStern-e.htm ARTIE’S STAND-UP STOOD UP BY SCREECH - Mike Piazza During his appearance on the Stern Show, Dustin Diamond, aka “Screech” from “Saved by the Bell”, was offered the chance to open at two of Artie Lange's stand up comedy gigs in Pittsburgh. Diamond, who is deep in debt to save his house after a failed land contract, accepted the comedy shows, but was a no-show over the weekend. Sal the Stockbroker is disgusted. “When Artie gave him an opportunity, what does he do, he doesn’t show up? Artie really doesn’t even know this guy, he was just doing something very, very kind, and in turn this douchebag doesn’t even show up.” No comment yet from the Dustin Diamond camp. Maybe he’s paid off his house debt already. |
15th July 2006 - 12:55:41 AM |
78495 : screech eats AIDS for breakfast |
http://www.siriusfannetwork.com/content/view/264/45/ Dustin Diamond, AKA "Screech" Disses Artie Lange Tuesday, 11 July 2006 I was less than impressed with Dustin Diamond, aka "Screech" of "Saved By The Bell" fame, when I learned that he had dissed Artie Lange. What did Dustin Diamond do to disrespect Artie Lange? Read on.... Flashback, June 13th, 2006 - Dustin Diamond appeared on the Howard Stern Show, with a direct plea to Stern's audience to help him save his house. Diamond explained that during his 10-year run on "Saved by the Bell," he made about million. However, Diamond indicated his parents took about 75 percent of his earnings, which he said ruined his credit and placed him in a position today, where he's in danger of losing his house - unless he can come up with 0,000. The generous Stern allowed Diamond to pimp "D-shirts" with the message "I paid to save Screech’s house" in an effort to help him raise the necessary money to save his house. Overall, Diamond admitted he would have to sell close to 30,000 shirts @ for regular shirts and for autographed ones, in order to make the 0,000. That's when Diamond mentioned he earns a living doing standup.... enter Artie Lange. Lange, feeling charitable, invited Diamond to perform with him at his upcoming shows in Pittsburgh at ,000 per show. It was a very generous offer, considering Lange doesn't even know the guy. Dustin agreed to the deal. That's 10 minutes work, for a cool ,000. Nice work if you can find it. Dustin Diamond Fast forward, and how do you think Diamond thanked Artie for his generous offer? He was a no show! Unbelievable for a guy in financial ruin that was reduced to pimping T-Shirts on the Howard Stern Show. "When Artie gave him an opportunity, what does he do, he doesn’t show up? Artie really doesn’t even know this guy, he was just doing something very, very kind, and in turn this douchebag doesn’t even show up." said a disgusted Sal the Stockbroker. I wouldn't be surprised to learn that Stern fans came to Diamond's rescue and purchased enough T-Shirts to take care of Diamond's financial woes, but that's no excuse for dissing Artie Lange like he did. Do you think Dustin Diamond if offering refunds on D-Shrits? Sal wraps it up in quite nicely, in a single word - douchebag. - David Sloan for the Sirius Fan Network |
15th July 2006 - 01:13:18 AM |
78496 : Maxwell Nerdstrom |
Screech, please kill yourself immediately! You are a horrible person as well as a completely unneccesary human being. I hope Artie Lange tracks you down and drops a big, steaming, whiskey-flavored deuce in your brillo hair! |