| 21st June 2004 - 02:02:41 PM |
| 7856 : Fart-o-matic |
| Liberal faggot, you're probably not even a real faggot. I hope you get drafted, asshole. This site is only for homos, homophobes, racists, psuedo-racists, nutty right-wingers, nutty left-wingers, and people who fucking hate Wisconsin. Fuck you. |
| 21st June 2004 - 02:12:03 PM |
| 7857 : The First Amendment |
| Fuck Wisconsin. Fuck every last one of those ass sausage eating Amish fart horse cock suckers. Fuck Grandma Beavis right up her rotten, maggot-infested salad shooter. Fuck. Chili dog. |
| 21st June 2004 - 02:45:41 PM |
| 7858 : Chili Dog |
| Goddammit, Joe. The Amish don't live in Wisconsin. Answer my IMs goddammit. |
| 21st June 2004 - 02:55:07 PM |
| 7859 : Not Joe |
| I don't want to! Can you not use telphones, you Amish cunt? |
| 21st June 2004 - 03:17:54 PM |
| 7860 : Wisconsin MASTER, looking for shitheads like YOU |
| Ann Coulter: Just let me know who is calling me a lesbian? WHAT if I am? Just stop it now or I'll report you. Things can only get worse now, and you fans of mine what exactly what I'm talking about. First it all started with that pack of wild-fucker dogs and that attack on Mommy there in Tampa...and her strange behavior in the San Jose nut house...and then along came my second World Tour including Lima, Peru and that infamous Monkey Hut, where the fucking roof fell in while I was singing "Fascist Lovers" (you all remember that fabulous little song I wrote a year or so ago for Johnny Blee Johnie?), and since the MOJO, the owner of that property in Miraflores has been hassled by the local mafia. Shit, darlings, it was all a princess could do but haul ass and get outta there and through the worst escape in Peruvian history. Darlings, SMILES if you can, but that would have made the Inka escape nothing for the Spaniard bastards. Blessed Be....and then if that were not enough, Madre Loke wrote both Fluff and Me that she needed money for her drug bust there during that Beach Mass in Why-kiki(?) and on the way to the bank, I got attacked again by those damned dogs. Anyway as Juanito says: JESUS RULES FOR FUCKING SURE! Leave message and send those checks to bail us out of one mess after another. And do not forget: LUBRICANT IS NOT A STATE OF MIND! Blessed Be, Fuckers!! |
| 21st June 2004 - 04:15:20 PM |
| 7861 : Michael Savage |
| *******************SAVAGE_NATION_TRANSCRIPT**************** Michael Savage: Uh huh...your poo-hole, huh? Okay... Anne Coulter: Red and irritated. And the itching sensation inside the ol' cooter hole. That's it. MS: And I guess we have 'Slick Willy' to thank for all of this. AC: Of course. Once again, Michael. I told you how Mr. Clinton fuckered my keister purple and brown. He... MS: And where was Hillary during all of this? Where was Hillary? Probably getting fisheyed with Rosie O'Donnel and her Ellen DeDykerous brigade.(Laughs) Sean Hannity: Mike, do you want me to do it faster? Mike? Man it really smells awful down here. Toss me that gravy-scented lube oil. Throw up on my (indecipherable)... AC: I farted.(laughs) |
| 21st June 2004 - 04:15:59 PM |
| 7862 : LORD OF THE JELQ |
| This should make your panties fall to the floor, you dipshit driven scumbags; this should give you a lease on fucking boring life...GET WITH IT....don't forget: DUSTIN LOVED TO JELQ. STILL DOES:::::::: http://www.herbolove.com/community/bbs/guestbook.asp?category=25&user=7322 |
| 21st June 2004 - 04:29:01 PM |
| 7863 : Peter Jennings |
| (AP) Armpit, Wisconsin- The body of young boy was found in the dumpster behind a Taco Bell Sunday. Officials have not yet indentified the corpse, which has been described as being "Chock full of semen". Amish police cheif Anglo McCracker would not release certain details, saying it's too early in the investigation. "It's too early in the investigation", he said. Parents of missing children and children of boy fuckerers should contact the proper authorities. |
| 21st June 2004 - 05:37:15 PM |
| 7864 : Lost Load |
| Squeeze some juice out to this, duck rapists! My Uncle's balls smell like the bong water! My Uncle and I were taking turns ravaging Dustin's man-pussy last week in South Beach. Dustin's ass, despite the reconstructive surgery, is still very loose and pooey. Quit making fun on WISCONSIN, faggots! Ok, so maybe I put sausages in my cooter and make my dog lick my VIRGINIA, but my shits is furry and I SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 21st June 2004 - 06:03:19 PM |
| 7865 : Jizz Master-P |
| Yo - I be bustin yo lilly white ass screech honkey - I put my black lips on your little white cock and pretend it's a white owl and I'm toking a blunt - Me and tha niggas gonna pull a train - we call you amtrack you little bitch - you be sucking my big 10 inch and rubing my balls |
| 21st June 2004 - 06:08:18 PM |
| 7866 : Dog Fuckerer CHACH |
| IT'S CHACHI TIME, SHITSTERS!! USFUCKINA!!!! All non-leaky-ass-queers expect a big hot wad of CUM SAUCE to be hitting you right in the fuFKIn eyeball face part! USA!! Someone needs to tell my little brother to stop the fuck crying. I just deposited a couple wads in his cute little pooter. USA!! WISCONSNININ BROTHER FUUUUUUUCKERER:::: IT'S CHACH O' CLOCK! Hey Dustin! DEPUTY DAWG!! You should see how hot my little brother's asshole is when it is GAPING and BLOODY! UUUUUSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111::: |
| 21st June 2004 - 06:19:55 PM |
| 7867 : Kool Keith |
| Here's a napkin/ wipe off your lips/ and lose the fat hips/ I know your toes smell/ your butt smells like corn chips |
| 21st June 2004 - 06:22:55 PM |
| 7868 : renator |
| dustin, i'm getting married to david hasselhof on our joint birthday (july 17) just want to know if you're coming to the wedding... get back to me on that one, okay? |
| 21st June 2004 - 06:31:47 PM |
| 7869 : Sex Boogers |
| hEY dustrin ur so hot an d ur man seEXY!! i remember u were teh first man I je rked off 2 when I was 9? I blew my GUNK on your fuckering big NOSE u stupid bitch i luv U!! |
| 21st June 2004 - 06:52:29 PM |
| 7870 : BASTARD |
| All of you brain dead dog fuckerers need to register on the SALTY THE POCKET KNIFE web site, so we can tell them how pathetic they are and how sexy Screech is and how he is a nice enough guy to help you molest your little brother. |
| 21st June 2004 - 07:25:34 PM |
| 7871 : Chachi |
| I first heard about them on a homosexual Double Dog forum, where pictures were posted as "Spank" material! Ive got to admit I almost shit my pants laughing when I read this post from Leaky Ass Queer on how he found out about the Salty the Pocketknife board. I encourage all to join and post there! |
| 21st June 2004 - 07:41:33 PM |
| 7872 : Dustinfucker |
| Yeah! The Salty the Pocket Knife board is great! Let's fuck their shit up homo style! |
| 21st June 2004 - 07:53:50 PM |
| 7873 : Tiny Tina davidson |
| Sakes o' mercy! Somebody up Buffalo way has got them quite a sight to look at - only, unfortunately - in this tall lean piece of peanutheaded chocolate standing before Judge Joe Brown on a [sigh] carstealing tip, in which the car was [sigh] totaled, and this little brown Bobby of the [gulp!] luscious pillowsoft lips and sexy perfectly shaped caressable ears and [sigh] rather limited worldview sez I Was Just Along Fer Da Ride Ya Onnah. This boy is standin' there with the most DUHHH look on his pretty face imaginable, like he done blunted up before his appearance - which in his case ain't help - and Judge Joe put it straight to his excuses-makin' mama that she had better get her best black dress ready, 'cause the way he's goin' she'll be needin' it soon. Just WHY do these fools got to engage in these low-class activities, whether they pretty or not, and stealing from a neighbor lady, no less, and leaving her in the lurch; his poor old mama is soon to be next at that rate! Sweet sexy little Bobby might yet be makin' the rounds of Olde Buffalo on a hustler tip, since Judge Joe set him up with a 00 judgement for his smash-bang joyride in a 00 hoopty after frying him to a crisp. He could command a premium price, pretty as he is, and definitely Oughta Be In Pictures like these tasty treats; but I can just imagine the jailhouse contingent watchin' this very show with Warm Welcome on their minds and dicks . . . hoo boy! Hopefully some nice Buffaloian [or however they call themselves] will take Bobby in hand, mouth and/or ass and show him a better way to go before he ends up married to a Bubba .. . . |
| 21st June 2004 - 08:11:05 PM |
| 7874 : Evan Stone |
| Hello, fans. It's really me, Evan, the drummer of STPK. Thanks for the support and for all the free meth. We sure do need it on the road. Some of you have been asking about my acting career. Yes I did play the part of 'Rod' in "Ramrod". I also co-starred with the great Chris Tucker in "Too Many Baby Mamas", which aired on the BET Network and is available at Sam Goody. Nowadays it's all about the rocking music, and of course, you. It's all about the fans. |
| 21st June 2004 - 08:27:26 PM |
| 7875 : Chihuahua Rapist |
| I find for the tenders and the lovings and the drilling of sperm rods, small dog will make a snug sex hole for my penis cock. I fuck him also in hole of ear. Dog has violent spasms and becomes retarded if not dead with dog brains and skull fragments on my sex organisms. |