| 25th June 2004 - 02:17:13 AM |
| 7996 : Fagbusters |
| (CONTINUED... CAUSE THIS PLACE IS QUEERER THAN CHARO...) I SWEAR TO ALL THE GOOD AND LOVING DEITIES OF THIS PLANE OF EXISTENCE, IF I WAS EVER FORCIBLY SODOMIZED TO THE MUSICAL STYLINGS OF THIS HUNK OF CRAP, I WOULD SLIT MY THROAT FASTER THAN A JAPANESE KID WITH A "B" AVERAGE. I HAVE ABSOLUTE FAITH THAT THE ONE TRUE GOD, CHRIST, AND THE HONKY TONK MAN WILL COVER THESE MOTHERFUCKERS IN SULPHUR AND BROKEN ACOUSTIC GUITARS BEFORE THE YEAR IS OUT. BUT THEN AGAIN, PERHAPS BEING AN ICON TO SHITFACED QUEERS, WISCONSINITES, AND MARIO LOPEZ COULD BE PUNISHMENT ENOUGH. EAT A DICK. FUCK YOUR LIFE. |
| 25th June 2004 - 02:20:44 AM |
| 7997 : Rim Goblin |
| Busters- can't see the review yet... Amazon is a bunch of corporate bitches... anywho, I applaud your effort. I'm sure it was good enough to be censored toot suite! I think my review is still up, but I'm not sure. |
| 25th June 2004 - 02:25:40 AM |
| 7998 : Fagbusters |
| IF YOU POSTED AS SCHLOMO, THEN YEAH, IT'S ON THERE, AND GOOD JOB ON PROBABLY BEING THE ONLY PERSON HERE WHO WOULD GET THEIR REVIEW ON THEIR... DAMN HOMOS. |
| 25th June 2004 - 02:25:55 AM |
| 7999 : Rum Giblet |
| Busters- check the spelling, homeboy! |
| 25th June 2004 - 02:31:00 AM |
| 8000 : Fagbusters |
| I APOLOGIZE... I USUALLY BRING A HIGHER LEVEL OF CLASS TO THIS CESSPOOL OF POOP WORSHIP... I FEEL LIKE A GODDAMN WISCONSINITE. (WHICH I GUESS I WAS AT ONE TIME...) |
| 25th June 2004 - 02:31:48 AM |
| 8001 : Schlomo Erotic |
| Yes indeed, my post is there. The rest of you need to stop being such limp-wristed faggots! Post a review! Post on saltythepocketknife.com! Fuck Dustin Diamond! If he wants to play hard to get, let's get him hard! Let's show him what makes a real Rim Goblin! |
| 25th June 2004 - 02:37:43 AM |
| 8002 : Fagbusters |
| DONE... AND DONE! AND WHAT EXACTLY MAKES A REAL RIM GOBLIN??? |
| 25th June 2004 - 02:51:28 AM |
| 8003 : Rim Goblin |
| Hard work and concentration, Busters. I know we pro-goblins make it look as easy as pie, but it's as hard as Uncle Hank's ding-a-ling! If you're ever near I95 south and come across a discreet rest area, we should get in touch. |
| 25th June 2004 - 02:52:41 AM |
| 8004 : Fagbusters |
| UMM... I'M NOT GAY. JUST BURNING WITH THE WRATH OF THE ALMIGHTY. THERE IS A SLIGHT DIFFERENCE. |
| 25th June 2004 - 03:03:28 AM |
| 8005 : Rim Goblin |
| The difference is very subtle, as THE HONKY TONK MAN will tell you. It seems you have yet to consult the almighty sphincters. The answers to your questions lie within the sphincters of the prehistoric soup whores. There you will find the prolific sheild of thick and beefy chunks. Walk to the ends of the earth and then poo yourself and make out with Robert Downey Jr. It is at this juncture that you will find your true scrotum and thusly inherit the masses of testiclote! Go forth and ream your destiny. |
| 25th June 2004 - 03:09:33 AM |
| 8006 : Neil Patrick Harris |
| FUCK YEAH! PAGE 400 GOES BYE BYE! FUCK YOU BEEYATCH! DOOGIE IN THA MAH FUGGIN' ROOM! |
| 25th June 2004 - 03:44:00 AM |
| 8007 : Rim Goblin |
| Fagbusters- Let's not fight. I'm pretty sure that the people who post here are not fags or homophobes. I'm pretty sure we're all just bong hitters with a sick sense of humor and too much time on our hands. I'm just glad that I don't spend my time playing shitty bass-lines for some shitty band that couldn't even open for B*U*S*H*. FUCK YOU SCREECH! |
| 25th June 2004 - 03:55:36 AM |
| 8008 : Even Gayer Zack That\'s More Gay |
| YEAH FUCK THOSE FAGGOTS! |
| 25th June 2004 - 05:04:40 AM |
| 8009 : |
| For the first time ever, I just tried to ignite one of my very own farts. I do NOT reccomend this. It smells like burnt ass hair all throughout my house. I think I just burned all of the hair off my asshole, and not in a good way. I needed those hairs. Kids- don't try this at homo. |
| 25th June 2004 - 09:53:23 AM |
| 8010 : Gay Zack |
| Hi all - I've been working with a friend of mine, Rusty Dildo, and we have come up with a new anal lubricant!It goes on smooth, but once inside a rectum, a chemical reaction occurs in which the lube heats up slighty causing convulsions in the arse. At that point the lube gels up, while still maintaining max viscosity, to provide all involved with an incredible sexual experience, and the best part is it's water soluble. So after hot man love you can give each other hot water enemas! We will package a trial size in with our new butt plugs named "The Screech" - look for it your favorite bath house or sex store! The gel is also available in flavors,is save to consume - so felching is another option in removing the lube from the recievers poop shoot - keep up the great work on STPK - beware of Cocoa - he will unleash a gay fury to throw all those cock blockers in a tail spin. |
| 25th June 2004 - 10:20:03 AM |
| 8011 : |
| Billy Smith has posted a review on Amazon with this address on the review for all to come join in the gay fun |
| 25th June 2004 - 12:39:15 PM |
| 8012 : Chicken McDicken |
| Hey guys! I was tongueing he puckering (not so puckering anymore) pink asshole of Dennis Haskings this fine morn and I realized something. I like tongueing old man ass. buter on mein gubenhossel |
| 25th June 2004 - 01:03:40 PM |
| 8013 : Dustin |
| Hey guys. Bad news:( I'm gonna be away for a while:( I'm going under the knife for an expiremental operation to implant ovaries near my colon. Hopefully, this way Mark-Paul and I can finally conceive a child together:) It's a costly affair, but MTV is paying for it! It's going to be part of their new reality/documentary series "Butt Born: Rectal Birth in America". Other rectal birthers: Ashton Kutcher, Johnny Knoxville, Katie Holmes, Paris Hilton, and many more! Be sure to watch and please keep me in your prayers and fantasies;) |
| 26th June 2004 - 12:03:31 AM |
| 8014 : God |
| I still hate fags. |
| 26th June 2004 - 01:13:58 AM |
| 8015 : Fags |
| And we still hate God too. |