| 24th June 2004 - 06:08:49 PM |
| 7976 : |
| THATS FUNNY POO! |
| 24th June 2004 - 06:19:06 PM |
| 7977 : Rimjob McMasterface |
| Where the hell is Corey Haim? Has production on FART PATROL been postponed due to budget concerns? Did they blow the money on smack and whores? Did John Goodman get too much into his role and maul them to death and eat their remains? Corey, we are frightened! Are you wearing clean underwear, schnukums? |
| 24th June 2004 - 06:58:23 PM |
| 7978 : Fagbusters |
| THERE IS A DISTURBING CONNECTION TO BE MADE BETWEEN DUSTIN DIAMOND, DENNIS HASKINS, ANDY DICK, FRED SCHNEIDER OF THE B-52's, LITTLE RICHARD, AND CHARLES NELSON REILLEY. THIS REVELATION MAY VERY WELL CAUSE YOUR BRAINS TO IMPLODE. |
| 24th June 2004 - 07:08:51 PM |
| 7979 : Fagbusters |
| THE HONKY TONK MAN ROCKS. |
| 24th June 2004 - 07:19:21 PM |
| 7980 : THE HONKY TONK MAN |
| Looky here, lil' dogies. I got my leather chaps on an' ain't nuthin' much else but a smile. A vertical smile, iff'n y'all know whut I'm talkin' about. It's my ass crack. Talkin' 'bout my ass crack. Who in here want's to rassle? I'll lasso ya real good and make ya munch my southwestern egg-roll! Giddy up! THE HONKY TONK MAN DOTH RULE |
| 24th June 2004 - 07:26:44 PM |
| 7981 : Fagbusters |
| YEAH!!! FUCK YEAH!!! |
| 24th June 2004 - 08:05:04 PM |
| 7982 : Gay Zack |
| I need Slater man burrito with creamy sauce just to help me forget about the evils of the gay bashers on STPK |
| 24th June 2004 - 08:08:03 PM |
| 7983 : THE HONKY TONK MAN |
| Oh, you wanna bring it on, Fagbusters? I'll give ya a thick 'n hearty helpin' of ma corn fed ding-a-ling! I'll show ya the cowboy way to punch a donkey! YEE-HAW! You ain't never had no Tex-Mex Dirty Sanchez from a real life Rough Rider, huh boy? It's like ma's black bean salsa droppin' right on yer pie-hole! Giddy up! THE HONKY TONK MAN DROPS THE BIGGEST LOADS |
| 24th June 2004 - 08:30:59 PM |
| 7984 : Huff No Gasoline |
| Okay, Screech, I'll give you one pointer and it's as much as I'm willing to help. The strings go E-A-D-G. And you can remember this by saying: Eat Anus, Dustin's Grandma Good luck, dickweed. |
| 24th June 2004 - 08:52:42 PM |
| 7985 : |
| Schreech, you are as queer as a 3 dollar bill. |
| 24th June 2004 - 09:05:37 PM |
| 7986 : Fagbusters |
| UMM... THE HONKY TONK MAN'S FROM TENNESSEE... DON'T THINK TEX-MEX BLACK BEAN SALSA REALLY APPLIES. BUT I'M SURE THE BIGGEST LOADS CLAIM IS PROBABLY TRUE. |
| 24th June 2004 - 09:11:34 PM |
| 7987 : THE HONKY TONK MAN |
| Some o' the best Tex-Mex is made right here in Tennessee! An' you ain't never tasted ma's black bean salsa, neither! THE HONKY TONK LOADS ARE THE SUBJECT OF MUCH TRADITIONAL FOLKLORE! |
| 24th June 2004 - 09:49:15 PM |
| 7988 : |
| screech, you remind me of a gay Jack Nicolson ... a gay Jack Nicolson that I want to have rough homosexual sex with ... |
| 24th June 2004 - 09:52:36 PM |
| 7989 : Fagbusters |
| ALL RIGHT, SIR. |
| 24th June 2004 - 10:02:11 PM |
| 7990 : THE HONKY TONK MAN |
| That there's whut I like to hear. Fagbusters, you are a stand up guy. You can spring hot urine leaks into my sphincter rings any time, honcho! |
| 24th June 2004 - 11:27:15 PM |
| 7991 : Kurt Steinberg |
| What happened to this website? The last time I posted here most of the messages were heterosexual and lame! But now they are erotically queer! In fact, I'd better cut this post short - I need to crack one off right now!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 25th June 2004 - 12:02:26 AM |
| 7992 : Fagbusters |
| YEAH, BITCH! GET BACK TO WORK! |
| 25th June 2004 - 01:44:21 AM |
| 7993 : Rim Goblin |
| Queerz N effect! Y'all still ain't posted reviews on AMAZON? Get with the program y'all faggots! |
| 25th June 2004 - 02:10:50 AM |
| 7994 : Chicken McDicken |
| My manjuice cup overflowetheth!!! I would enjoy nothing more than Dustin's cock overflowing into my tight, manny manhole! I would like to make a mustard & grape jelly sauce to pour over D.D.'s Sam's Club meatballs!! Eat 'em up, YUM! |
| 25th June 2004 - 02:12:08 AM |
| 7995 : Fagbusters |
| I'M GUESSING THAT THIS REVIEW WILL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY AT AMAZON.COM, BUT I TRIED IT. HERE IT IS IN ALL ITS GAY BASHING GLORY... JESUS CHRIST, ALL LOVING GOD OF THE HOARY NETHERWORLD, I BESEECH THEE TO SMITE THE THROBBINGLY HOMOEROTIC STYLINGS OF THIS, THE FIRST SELF-TITLED RELEASE FROM SAMUEL "SCREECH" POWERS AND HIS TRAVELING FREAKSHOW. DUSTIN DIAMOND IS IRRELEVANT... THERE IS ONLY ROOM ENOUGH IN THIS WORLD FOR SCREECH AND BELDING. HIS FOLLOWING IS COMPRISED MAINLY OF FECAL ENTHUSIASTS AND MONGOLOID CHILD MOLESTERS... QUITE APPROPRIATE, AS WHEN ONE ALLOWS THE TRACKS CONTAINED WITHIN TO SPEW FORTH LIKE SO MUCH POST-BANQUET MEAL DIARRHEA, ONE CANNOT HELP BUT FEEL LIKE A HELPLESS FIVE YEAR OLD TRAPPED IN A GRANDPARENT'S DANK BASEMENT, WITH A DILATED, BLOODY ASSHOLE RIFE WITH INFECTION AND GERBILS. I SWEAR TO ALL THE GOOD AND LOVING DEITIES OF THIS PLANE OF EXISTENCE, IF I WAS EVER FORCIBLY SODOMIZED TO THE MUSICAL STYLINGS OF THIS HUNK OF CRAP, I WOULD SLIT MY THROAT FASTER THAN A JAPANESE KID WIT |