| 23rd June 2004 - 10:03:26 PM |
| 7956 : A Prick |
| Salty the Pocketpussy is the single shittiest goddamn band I've ever heard in my life. |
| 23rd June 2004 - 10:38:03 PM |
| 7957 : Rim Goblin |
| I've been called a lot of things in my day, but never a "bad apple". Dustin Diamond, your every act leads me to believe you are a merciless cocksucker who takes himself way too seriously. You played Screech! Your band makes some of the shittiest sounds I've ever heard. I'd rather drive spikes into my ears and staple bacon to my scrotum than listen to that contrived, 1993 bullshit. You'll never act again simply because your parents forced you to play that shitty character on that shitty show so they could steal all of your money. You are a washed-up laughing stalk. Then you sue the people laughing at your untalented ass. Through all of the "Celebrity Boxing" and chess videos and stand-up routines that would only make people who watch "The O.C." laugh, do you ever stop and think,"Why am I such a bleeding vagina?" Look into that mirror, bitch, and you'll see one has-been cunt who needs a tampon. Fuck you, Screech. |
| 23rd June 2004 - 11:13:00 PM |
| 7958 : Ass plunderer |
| Has everyone heard Diamond's band's biggest hit, "Rim Goblin"??? How did Diamond come up with the name for that song? Is he a rim golbin? Hopefully he'll post a story here to tell us where that name came from. |
| 23rd June 2004 - 11:56:08 PM |
| 7959 : Gay Zack |
| we have been kicked out and censored from the salty the pocketknife site for our love of men - screw Screech's band - he is now my mortal enemy |
| 24th June 2004 - 02:41:51 AM |
| 7960 : Happy goLucky |
| That's pretty fucking funny. |
| 24th June 2004 - 03:15:38 AM |
| 7961 : Fagbusters |
| THE HONKY TONK MAN DOES ROCK! WISCONSIN'S STILL GAY, THOUGH. |
| 24th June 2004 - 03:20:20 AM |
| 7962 : LUSTIN FOR DUSTIN |
| The closet homos at the STPK forums kicked us all out! They even deleted my post about an elite cabal of homo mercenaries queering up the board! Motherfucking cocksuckers!!!!! Well fuck STPK - they can take their shitty music and go lick Tipper Gore's rusty old poopchute! |
| 24th June 2004 - 03:21:44 AM |
| 7963 : Fagbusters |
| NOBODY BETTER STICK THEIR HEAD IN MY TOILET RIGHT NOW... I JUST CRAMMED IT FULL OF NASTY FILTH. |
| 24th June 2004 - 06:18:42 AM |
| 7964 : LUSTIN FOR DUSTIN |
| I've got an idea - we should sic the Gay and Lesbian Anti-Defamation League on the STPK forums! It's obvious they're a bunch of fag-bashing, hate-mongering fascists!! |
| 24th June 2004 - 06:51:56 AM |
| 7965 : LUSTIN FOR DUSTIN |
| Dustin! I just want you to know that I don't hate you - even though you seem intent on alienating your queer fanbase! To make it up to me, I'd be most grateful if you could arrange for me to be double-teamed by you and Mario Lopez! I'd love to chew on Mario's spicy chimichonga while you go to work on my puckered, 16-yr old Puerto-Rican ass with your wonderous tool! Let me know if this is possible! |
| 24th June 2004 - 09:28:38 AM |
| 7966 : SUE Swenson of Stockholm |
| I love Dustin and I don't think he's gay just cause you say so. He did visit Sweden some years ago and was caught sucking off male dogs, but hey what's wrong with that for PUBLICITY???? |
| 24th June 2004 - 11:06:38 AM |
| 7967 : LUSTIN FOR DUSTIN |
| Sylvia Slattern (7954) - you are shit. Please take your utterly retarded comments to some other board and leave this one for queer fans of the Double Diddy! |
| 24th June 2004 - 12:54:07 PM |
| 7968 : Baxter Guilfoyle |
| Dude! I loved you as "Skippy" on Just The Ten Of Us! You rock! |
| 24th June 2004 - 04:30:42 PM |
| 7969 : Schlomo |
| They can delete our psot!!!1s, but they can never take our GAYNESS! We all know Dustin loves man meat and Mario's chicken taquito. I wanna spray man sauce up Screech's stankhole so bad! |
| 24th June 2004 - 04:36:37 PM |
| 7970 : Schlomo |
| Don't forget to post a review of the STPK album on Amazon. Let potential buyers know that Dustin is ashamed of his sexuality. Spread the gospel as you would Screech's man-cheeks! Tell them all of the lust Dustin has in his heart for spicy manchiladas. |
| 24th June 2004 - 04:50:15 PM |
| 7971 : Happy goLucky |
| Screech has some goddamned issues, what a pricktease. |
| 24th June 2004 - 05:21:10 PM |
| 7972 : Rim Goblin |
| Dustin is about as straight as a pig's tail. Just ask any pig with a gaping, saucy pig-hole. |
| 24th June 2004 - 05:29:58 PM |
| 7973 : Fagbusters |
| THIS KIND OF SHIT WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF MISTER BELDING WAS IN THE BAND. |
| 24th June 2004 - 05:32:33 PM |
| 7974 : Grandma Beavis |
| That's exactly right, Busters. Now get back to munching grandpa's sphincters! |
| 24th June 2004 - 05:48:18 PM |
| 7975 : Fagbusters |
| GRANDPA'S DEAD. THAT'S YOUR TERRITORY, BITCH. |