| 26th June 2004 - 09:37:51 PM |
| 8036 : da pestilence |
| hey you guys! i found da REAL CHACH's REAL email address! fuck this guy up! it is synicl_y@hotmail.com get to work! teach that fuck a lesson! da pestilence |
| 26th June 2004 - 10:31:53 PM |
| 8037 : DA CHACH, WITH STILETTO HEELS ON |
| Jelqing again? WOW ....my dick is about to fall off...no talking about my poor nuts....but here's an email I got from a guy who really has it bad. Enjoy IF you can.................. Here's my problem, guys. Recently at my doc's suggestion I was circumsized. The foreskin was simply to tight over my head when I had an erection, and it was painful. I've now been 'cut' for about three months and have continued jelqing with hopes that I can grow this penis to some reasonable size. Not having the foreskin is a new experience, but jelqing as much as I must do for ANYTHING to happen worries me, since the head is continuously stimulated either being rubbed in my pants, or even having to urinate. Sometimes I don't mean to have an orgasm, but even walking the dog can get me to cream in my pants. What a mess that is! After a few hours of jelqing every day and evenings, I've developed some kind of weird fluid that comes out of my cock slit, mostly clear, but not the precum I'd have before the operation. And this doesn't seem to stop even when I put the penis away for the night. In the mornings I find a very nasty crust around the opening, and along with this, my testicles have somehow pulled up into my smaller than normal scrotum. I have to get up and clean the bed sheets, the penis opening and try to massage the balls back down into a normal position. Along with all of this, I've developed some kind of gas/stomach problems, probably nerves, and during jelqing sessions, I start farting, and this makes me laugh (cannot help this!!! it's just funny, all of this going on at the same time) and that explosion of gas, the laughter and the strange fluid becomes too painful. You can only imagine what happens when I decided to 'ride the rapids' and shoot the rocks!!! It's about as exciting as a sneeze, these orgasms. My doctor just says "Keep up with heavier stroking, and try to have at least three orgasms per jelqing session". I tell him that jelqing isn't part of the program, and he usually answers "Just do it for the release and pleasure". I'm a wreck. PLEASE, if any of you have had the same experience, write me here. Thanks in advance. It's about time to now get back to jelqing! |
| 27th June 2004 - 01:08:12 AM |
| 8038 : Ass plunderer |
| diamond, lets play a fun hoiday game. it's kind of like the barbiques people have on the 4th of july. i'm going oil up my weiner and then stick it in your tight young hot dog bun. i'll also spread glaze all over your bun. |
| 27th June 2004 - 02:24:03 AM |
| 8039 : Fagbusters |
| THE HONKY TONK MAN OUGHT TO TEAM UP WITH THAT YURI FUCK AND GANGBANG MARIO LOPEZ UNTIL HIS BRAIN SHOOTS OUT HIS ASSHOLE. |
| 27th June 2004 - 04:23:36 AM |
| 8040 : jasmine |
| am jasmine |
| 27th June 2004 - 05:59:45 AM |
| 8041 : yuri |
| hello amercian pigfuckers i have jsut retruned from my tour of your untied statess. I am benig very pleased with the largwe amounts of the homosexulaity that I am seeing in ur country. sadlyt i am not fucjking many poeple in ass but i am running into mario lopez in west hoolywod restroom and giving him the ;arge slab of prime albanian beef...IN HIS ASS!!! i am also demonstrated to him the 'rusian trombone" i enjoy yur cuntry vrey much but i am gladd to be back in my homeland and having retruned to my backwodds log cabin. now i must go and insert one of the 'slaty the pucketnife' cd that i buyed into my goood frend dmitri!s ass. |
| 27th June 2004 - 06:11:13 AM |
| 8042 : LUSTIN FOR DUSTIN |
| Honky Tonk Man - I'd love to go 'down south' on you some time!!!!!!! I'd love to see your Foghorn Leghorn!!!!!! Hows about I cum on down to pay you a visit and we try recreating the rape scene from 'Deliverance'? I'll bring my Dustin mask for added erotic effect!!! Corey - FART PATROL sounds great, but could you please include a few steamy sex scenes involving Dustin and your good self? I can just imagine seeing it on the big screen, surreptitiously jacking off whilst watching your faces contort in ecstasy...something like that would really appeal to your queer fanbase!!! |
| 27th June 2004 - 12:03:10 PM |
| 8043 : neil |
| screech, i saw the movie 'dodgeball' yesterday. have u seen it? ben stiller and vince vaughn star in it. at one point, they go to a bar called 'The Dirty Sanchez'! and there was a painting on the front of the bar of a woman with a little 'mustache'! it was pretty funny, but it would have been better if a picture of u with your little beard and a 'mustache' had been painted on the front of the bar!!!!!! i would have spanked my penis in the theatre if i had seen that!!!! |
| 27th June 2004 - 01:49:10 PM |
| 8044 : Jesus |
| Hey guys! Don't forget that I died for your sins. Stop fucking each other in the ass and get down on your knees and fucking pray! There's nothing more beautiful than a man down on his knees... if you know what I mean, and I think you do. Peace out. Kick it. |
| 27th June 2004 - 03:03:46 PM |
| 8045 : Corey Haim |
| Lustin, this is not at all a homo movie. Dustin and I are looking forward to academy awards next spring. Today I got my little brother to dress in a shit costume and chase rudy "dustin" across a field while yelling fart patrol! Does that sound gay to you? I think not! PEACE C. HAIM |
| 27th June 2004 - 03:54:37 PM |
| 8046 : Dustin |
| He's absolutley right. I like to keep my private life completely seperate from my professional life. The operation was a success, with only mild complications. The surgeon forgot to anesthetize ma and I could feel the entire excruciating process and could smell the burning anal tissue during the laser part. But the ovaries are in there and I only need about a months recooperation and I intend to keep working on FART PATROL the entire time. Thank God I finally got a colostopy bag to replace the sloppy bed pan, which would have to be replaced regularly as I would fill it with pee pee and poo poo and wads of hot Screech sauce. Mark-Paul and mario have a hell of a time with the excratory receptacle. They take turns chewing holes in the bag and fucking the rubbery shit-sack. It causes painful infections and has diseased my kidneys with an unidentifiable growth, but it's so hot to see those two get off on my Screech sewage, so it's well worth the adverse effects. I'll keep you posted! TTFN! |
| 27th June 2004 - 04:27:48 PM |
| 8047 : Mark-Paul Goselaar |
| Good news, gays! The FOX network is considering yours truly to host two new reality series for this fall's line-up! Please keep me in your prayers. I need this work to support my hungry ass-babies. "Spousal Abuse Island" and "Who Wants To Marry A Retard" will either be hosted by me(oh pretty please!) or Whoopie Goldberg. I thought she was dead. |
| 27th June 2004 - 05:16:18 PM |
| 8048 : Corey Haim |
| Hey all, a relaxing day off today with very little shooting on fart patrol being done. Dustin and I sat around drinking ice tea and farting on my dog today. It was sweet. We reminisced about the week of shooting and about all the great scenes we caught on tape. The next week is going to be grueling, and we are planning on needing some extras! If anyone can be in toronto this week you can be in a mega hit movie AND get a free peanut butter and jelly sandwich! Let me know how many can make it. Ill send down the short bus so you all feel at home! PEACE C. HAIM |
| 27th June 2004 - 05:36:52 PM |
| 8049 : Gramp\'s Lamps |
| Great Site! Thank-you! http://grampslamps.com |
| 27th June 2004 - 06:54:19 PM |
| 8050 : Chachi |
| Chach back on watch! Im always interested to see all the fake chach posts while Im away. Good to see that the double dog is making the big bucks on his way to the top of the entertainment world! This board seems to be going well except for the lame asses that post ridiculously long messages that have nothing to do with the double dog. For those that do that realize that no one reads them, its just a nusiance to have to scroll past them. Everyone will be glad to here that DA CHACH is also on watch on the pocketknife board. Im annoyed that they have deleted some messages without me getting to see them. I think if it weren't for this board they would have no posts at all. Keep up the good work. CHACH ON WATCH!!! DA CHACH |
| 27th June 2004 - 07:31:32 PM |
| 8051 : Fagbusters |
| AGREED. |
| 27th June 2004 - 08:06:32 PM |
| 8052 : Will |
| Fuckers you dumb fucks. |
| 27th June 2004 - 08:14:44 PM |
| 8053 : Dustin\'s Colostopy Bag |
| Please you are to be stoppings with the bag fuckerings! I leaky icky Screech sewage on you with the droppings of the poos! My shits are furry and I SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!! Fart. In a bag. |
| 27th June 2004 - 08:23:27 PM |
| 8054 : Michael Jackson ( lover boy) |
| Hi people, I fucks little boys. I fuck men and I'm just a fucking sissy man. Dustin Diamond sucks assholes, I'll fuck him too. My sister Janet, fucks everyone, she's a fucking whoe and a little bitch. You know she was on stage with Justin Timberlake, when she mistakely show her tits. Now thats a slut. Anyway I will love to fuck a little boy, I will like to also share my bed with them. |
| 27th June 2004 - 09:47:49 PM |
| 8055 : |
| help |