| 30th July 2004 - 08:43:35 AM |
| 9293 : Bukkake Ken |
| Ko-n-ni-chi-wa Diamond-san! My name Bukkake Ken, I am being famous Japanese gay porn star. You may be seeing of me in famous adult production "Sperm Shower Vol. 11". I am starring in many bukkake pictures and I am known well for my abilities to ejaculating large amounts of fluid (I am being born with abnormally large prostrate and testis and can be sometimes ejaculating up to a liter). I am writing to ask if you would liking to star in my new production, it called "Bukkake Buttfuckers". I am hoping you will say yes. I would be truly priveldge to drench your honorable face & hairs with my steaming 'spunk'! Please to let me know!!! By way I am liking very much your site. Also I am being 25 of years old, 5"7', blood type AB. |
| 30th July 2004 - 08:53:58 AM |
| 9294 : Pepe LeAss-Cunt |
| Well tickle my testes and sing hallelujah! A 21-cock salute to Mr. Diamond and associates! Answer me this, dear reader - have you ever been awake at 4am, masturbating to your collection of signed photos of the Double Dilly-ho, when all of a sudden, what should pop into your head but the image of our very own Dustin Diamond Esq. being anally violated by a gnu? God's knees! I was certainly scraping the sperm off of the ceiling the next morning! Poor Mrs. Dustin For sperm she was lustin' So she sucked on her poor dog's bone The dog, he came good Right in her hood And then went off to join the Truck Driver's Union of America Thankyou. |
| 30th July 2004 - 09:07:23 AM |
| 9295 : Lustin |
| What follows is a transcript of an abandoned interview with Dustin. I found the tape in a dumpster behind a West Hollywood restroom. Dustin called the interview off after he found out that the interviewer was actually from Gay Times. Interviewer: Dustin - how long is your penis? DD: About 3 in...hey, wait a minute! Int: How many times were you raped by Mr. Belding? What's the best way to get semen stains out of zubaz? How many loads would estimate you've swallowed in your lifetime? DD: Now just a minute. I came here today to brag about how mega-successful I am and to shit on my worthless former co-stars. If Mario Lopez has been telling you that I used to like to ejaculate into his mullet, he's lying! This interview is over! (click) |
| 30th July 2004 - 10:41:25 AM |
| 9296 : Lustin |
| I totally just lost a load to this pic! What a hunk!!!!! http://www.ratemymullet.com/show.php?id=51 |
| 30th July 2004 - 10:44:11 AM |
| 9297 : Jerry Bruckheimer |
| Hey Dusty, Jerry here, I would like you to star in my next production. It is called "Butt Pirates of the Carribean" and its a side-story to the original "Pirates of the Carribean" film about a gang of swashbuckling pirates in search of rich, bountiful booty... man booty that is! We're still in heavy negotiations with Johnny Depp to reprise his role from the original "Pirates" movie, but I've already talked to Corey Haim and he's all set and raring to go! What do you say, Double-D? |
| 30th July 2004 - 11:17:35 AM |
| 9298 : Jerry Bruckheimer on too much coke |
| YO Dustin! I just lost a load into my grandpa's colostomy bag whilst pumping my fist and thinking about lubing your Screech-hole with Mario's jeri curl juice and punishing that pressed ruby starfruit with my massive man-taquito! Would you like extra sauce? I will rip those farts right out of your ass and fuck them farty-style! |
| 30th July 2004 - 12:20:46 PM |
| 9299 : Ugoff |
| Please. I am Ugoff. |
| 30th July 2004 - 12:58:43 PM |
| 9300 : ugoff |
| please, i am a fool |
| 30th July 2004 - 01:17:58 PM |
| 9301 : Ugoff |
| Please. I am Ugoff. |
| 30th July 2004 - 01:26:02 PM |
| 9302 : ckrty |
| cool! http://nudy-queen.kir.jp/ |
| 30th July 2004 - 02:07:19 PM |
| 9303 : Jerry Bruckheimer |
| Hey Dusty, Jerry here again, and I would also like you to star in another one of my next productions. It is called "Queen Arthur" and its a remake of my recently release "King Arthur" film, which you can still catch bombing in theaters right now! I figure "King Arthur" just isn't the type of movie that people want to see right now, so I've decided that we're going to totally redo it from the ground up as a gay musical comedy! We're still in heavy negotiations with Clive Owen to reprise his role from the original "Arthur" movie, but I've already talked to Corey Haim and he's all set and raring to go! What do you say, Double-D? |
| 30th July 2004 - 02:48:00 PM |
| 9304 : Twyla 16 |
| you all should go to http://www.vampirefreaks.com and rate veenasgrace and fluffybloodykitten. veenasgrace is my girlfriend. i'm not gonna post my name for the sight because so far everyone has rated me a perfect ten. you people would rate me ones and bring my wonderful score down. i don't care if you want to go to the sight or not, she's so sexy that you have to. her hotness is unbelievable. especially the picture of her with the knife against her neck. that one made me cum instantly. i love her.fluffybloodykitten is one of my best friends. |
| 30th July 2004 - 02:53:38 PM |
| 9305 : Dustin \"Got the goods\" Diamond |
| REALLY? ME?! Mr. Bruckheimer, I promise I will not let you down! Cut me off a line, I'll open the champagne and we'll celebrate! |
| 30th July 2004 - 03:46:07 PM |
| 9306 : |
| That web site is completely fucking retarded and everyone is fat and ugly and acne plagued. |
| 30th July 2004 - 04:02:24 PM |
| 9307 : Twyla 16 |
| i adopted three fetuses from fetus mart. they are now on my profile. HOORAY FETUS!!! go rate veenasgarce |
| 30th July 2004 - 04:11:08 PM |
| 9308 : HAM AND CHEESE MONSTER |
| GRR!! WHO WANT ME GIVE SOGGY HAM AND CHEESE TO HUH? OOG!! I HAVE PEMENTO BUTTER AND SPECIAL ITALY MAKE FELCH STRAW FOR FELCH HAM AND CHEESE MONSTER THINK FELCH GOOD!!! FELCH GOO!! HAM AND CHEESE MAKE VELVEETA CHEESE SAUCE GOOD WITH FELCH MONSTER ARRGG!!! |
| 30th July 2004 - 04:53:32 PM |
| 9309 : Ugoff |
| Please. I am...uh......am ah.........just read this and grow some cheese for me......... A standard practice, circumcision exists as the norm of American culture. Upon birth, males are automatically subjected to becoming circumcised by doctors who perform the simple routine so habitually that the process no longer gets questioned. However, the controversy over circumcision is slowly rising and restoration becomes more and more of a trend. One reason that men opt for restoration is the fact that uncircumcised men enjoy sex more than those who have been circumcised. Circumcision destroys the most erogenous part of a man's penis. Circumcised men have yet to discover the sensitivity of a fresh penis head where the glans, the area where sexually sensitive nerves are concentrated, have yet to experience keratinization, the process that destroys sensitivity in the penile head. Keratinization, also known as cornification, occurs because the unprotected, circumcised penis is constantly exposed to the drying effects of the air and rubs against clothing and undergarments. An extremely thing mucus membrane covers surface of the glans penis, which was never intended to be exposed. The glans penis should reside in a warm and moist environment, protected from chafing against clothing and drying from exposure. However, because institutionalized circumcision creates a significant problem for circumcised men, the exposed glans develops layers upon layers of protective tissue of a tough and fibrous protein called keratin to respond to the harshness of the foreign environment. The process of keratinization and the resulting layers of tissue serve to protect the glans from abrasions and drying but at the same time deaden the highly sensitive nerves on the glans penis. Uncircumcised men report better, more satisfying sex and boast more intense orgasms when compared to the responses of circumcised men. The process of keratinization has become a problem that often reflects a man's sex life and the enjoyment in which he derives from it. It is a solvable problem however. Through the Foreskin Natural Restorer, it is possible to restore the foreskin and prompt the process of dekeratinization, often called "going wet" because of the fresh mucus membrane that develops as a result of restoration and protecting the glans. Once restored, men can expect to begin undergoing the process of dekeratinization once the glans penis is fully covered and protected from further exposure and abrasions. The longer the glans penis contacts the foreskin, the quicker the process will complete. Success also depends on how long the glans was exposed and unprotected due to circumcision. The Foreskin Natural Restorer device will restore a man's foreskin to the point where it is aesthetically identical to an uncircumcised penis. After using the device and achieving coverage, dekeratinization should be complete in a few months, often times within the first ten to twelve months. Using the Foreskin Natural Restorer will allow circumcised men to realize why uncircumcised men enjoy sex more. |
| 30th July 2004 - 05:12:12 PM |
| 9310 : Polak |
| Hey man don't be knocking Circumcision, i'm snipped meself. =) Dustin Diamond's a fag, dam so many people sign this i wonder why? Oh yeah and it says psot!!!1 to send this what the fuck does that mean? (IM me if you want @ PoLaK4ZyCiE |
| 30th July 2004 - 07:30:45 PM |
| 9311 : I chew man-ass |
| DUSTIN: He's a sensual guy with a big bod that unceasingly craves attention and wants to cuddle up...or hold you down…he knows what his body craves! C-196-3. |
| 30th July 2004 - 07:36:23 PM |
| 9312 : I chew man-ass |
| YGA: Where do you guys get the energy to fight this crap? DUSTIN: What motivated me was other people’s hate. Always getting called fag in the hall, being spit on. I’d walk down the halls and have things thrown at me. My car got destroyed a few times. They slashed all the tires and the breaklines and wrote some stuff on my car… "die fag" or something like that. |