| 01st August 2004 - 08:55:00 PM |
| 9355 : |
| what do vampires have to do with dustin diamond or saved by the bell??? twyla 16, leave immediately and do not return! take ugoff with you. i've never seen you post anything about sticking your penis into diamond or giving him a stanley steamer - so leave and never return. |
| 01st August 2004 - 08:59:08 PM |
| 9356 : Twyla 16 |
| Here;s a poem for you assholes who do not love me...take it and shove it. I'm only 16 and a good little cuntie, so shove off!!! Dense cologne spray on testicles of Love Amongst trailing side cabinets in my anal canal Desert of Parched skin and peanuts Hollow goosed quick-steps to the tune of Oregonian ball games Through looky-loo fubster-pads at the back. Tunneling into toilet bowl through your mind, Linguistic Bombastic poetry for my holes Cynical rapists leaning on the sludge Strained penmanship through white stained walls Botanical stares through one's sphincters to Analyse this opera of sun and processes and nerds. Enter the illegal affection of Peussie Tone down the smells of palace fartings Stumble upon a dead body and fuck the daylights, Lights jupiters away like a major stoner, Penis and more penis of progress Intertwine the rosemary blend of super-weed. Synergied dance puckers and nasty slaves Sporting a prefab romance factory And strobe neon tongue-tied nipple torture Filtered through tomorrow's weirder songs of remorse Accused groans and goodness prayers to Mary Mount, Follied, fuckered, factoid dribbler if ever there was one? Vogued periodicals of Piss, dripping from your mouth Blessed Jesus, who sinned just once too much for the Dutch Over intrigued proportions of the clutch Just dallied precisely with my balls To maim and play with goiter-gals in style. Follow your fellows allowed to determine their worth Instructed to deepen a wound of my asshole's thrust To mound a fuller disease of delight and mirth I institute a new jeep of wax and girth And empty a canopy of dismay and afterbirth. |
| 01st August 2004 - 09:45:37 PM |
| 9357 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Twyla 16, why are you still here? This is a message board for gay fans of Dustin Diamond and Saved By The Bell. Queers come here looking for gay fanatasies to read while masturbating. In fact, my computer creen is currently coated with many, many loads lost while reading fanatsies posted here. However, your messages unnecessarily clog this message board, making it more difficult to find erotic material. I beg you, please leave and never return. This is a queers-only (MALE queers, that is) message board! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 01st August 2004 - 09:58:44 PM |
| 9358 : Becca |
| Whoever reads this...I saw dustin doing standup in my hometown Louisville, this past week. He is cool as shit and was pretty funny. I would really love to hang out sometime. Please come back to Louisville. You were great! Email me. |
| 01st August 2004 - 10:18:22 PM |
| 9359 : |
| http://www.fundandedutain.com/chess.htm |
| 01st August 2004 - 10:33:55 PM |
| 9360 : Ugoff |
| Please. I am Ugoff. |
| 01st August 2004 - 11:03:48 PM |
| 9361 : stevie |
| double dog, how's mr. belding and slater? did you like to run your fingers through slater's permed mullet? did you like to run the tip of your penis through slater's permed mullet? |
| 01st August 2004 - 11:26:09 PM |
| 9362 : |
| dennis haskins, please post more messages like 9260. that was so erotic. did you used to post those 'remember when' fantasies? those were great. please post more episode summaries. you must have time to post more, seeing as how the new class is off the air. |
| 02nd August 2004 - 12:06:02 AM |
| 9363 : Ugoff |
| Please. I am Ugoff. |
| 02nd August 2004 - 03:21:16 AM |
| 9364 : Ryan |
| Hey nobodies IMed me about how gay screech is? Polak4Zycie |
| 02nd August 2004 - 07:49:20 AM |
| 9365 : Lusting for Dusting |
| I also pitched a tent that could easily have housed a large family after reading Dennis Haskins' little anecdote in 9260 - the thought of Dennis repeatedly ramming his massive ding-dong into Dustin's increasingly bloody anus gave me a woodrow like you wouldn't have thought possible! More please, Den-Den! |
| 02nd August 2004 - 09:01:10 AM |
| 9366 : Michael Jackson |
| Dusty, I'm very displeased that you haven't responded to my message (9291). Am I to assume that you have suppressed the memories? Cha'mone! |
| 02nd August 2004 - 12:21:54 PM |
| 9367 : Ugoff |
| Please. I am Ugoff. |
| 02nd August 2004 - 12:35:12 PM |
| 9368 : Bukkake Ken |
| Diamond-san! I am need to know if you will want star in me new filmm! See message 9293! Please to letting me know! I cannot waiting to drench you with my steaming man-wasabi! |
| 02nd August 2004 - 12:38:44 PM |
| 9369 : Gay Zack |
| I must spill my man gravy all over you dear sweet Dustin. Dennis' story really got me dripping with pre-cum, as I licked the ejaculate off my fingers I inserted 3 fingers into my ass and watched my SBTB DVD's. I came like never before - I let out a loud shriek so loud that the cops came over. They found me naked fingering myself and they joined in. I was getting head while giving head to another officer while taking it in the ass from the chief, who came over when he heard of a game bang. We all watched Saved By the Bell while we had a good ol' fashioned Greek Orgy. |
| 02nd August 2004 - 01:26:00 PM |
| 9370 : therockman_2006@yahoo.com |
| hi how r u my name is samer iam from iraq and i like u and i like your songs and i wish to recived my message ..send me message ...bayyyyy |
| 02nd August 2004 - 01:46:29 PM |
| 9371 : Ugoff |
| Please. I am Ugoff. |
| 02nd August 2004 - 02:09:43 PM |
| 9372 : Corey Haim |
| Bruckheimer, you are a faggot loser! Just because I wouldnt let you direct Fart Patrol- "The Final Frontier" you come in here and try to start shit. You know that Double D and I only like the ladies. So do a brother a favor and hook us up with a double team on Keira Knightly! PEACE, C. Haim |
| 02nd August 2004 - 05:38:38 PM |
| 9373 : Mario Lopez |
| Hey there Dustin, remember me? That’s right, I’m the one who REALLY took your anal virginity backstage during the second season of Saved by the Bell! Dennis is mistaken, he only THINKS he took your butt cherry because of all the blood he saw running down your legs as he penetrated you. What Dennis doesn’t realize is that you have periodically suffered from severe cases of heavy rectal bleeding ever since I first violently tore you a new one in my dressing room on my first day on the show! Remember when you came into my dressing room to wish me good luck before filming? Remember when I ripped off your baggy zubaz and bent your frail figure over my dresser and forced my beefy man burrito up your pale, boney butt as you let out the girliest scream I have ever heard to come from another man’s mouth? Remember how I held your head up and made you look into my dresser mirror because I wanted you to watch me as I claimed your ass in the name of all gay Hispanic men across the world? Remember when I finally ejaculated my extra spicy hot sauce as deep into your colon as I could possibly go and you screamed in pain even more as the burning sensation spread so far up your ass that you could taste it in the back of your throat? Remember when you had a bad reaction to my sauce and you came down with a severe case of the runs during the middle of filming? You were shitting bloody dumplings and gravy for months! And believe me, I should know, you would let loose your bloody liquid shit latte all over my crotch every time I pulled out for those several month afterwards that I kept raping you. Luckily, I’m into shit play, otherwise I would have donkey punched the remaining shit out of you for crapping all over my Nike’s, you stupid fucking cumguzzling Jew. |
| 02nd August 2004 - 06:58:31 PM |
| 9374 : Lustin for Mario |
| http://www.ratemymullet.com/mullets242/51.jpg OOOHHHHH!!!! Do excuse me, I've just blown a load on the monitor! Mario, I am SO turned on right now! Your story made my spicy manchilada stand up and dance the Samba! The above picture is my favorite jack-off fodder right now! OHHHHH!! There goes another one!!! Do you still have the shit-encrusted Nikes? Have you ever considered selling them on eBay? |