| 31st July 2004 - 01:35:06 PM |
| 9335 : Twyla 16 |
| but don't make fun of me ok u guys cause i realy am tryin to lose some wieght. and i got the pro activ systim so my pimples have realy almost cleared up. |
| 31st July 2004 - 01:43:39 PM |
| 9336 : The Guy Who Played Bud On Married With Children |
| Okay, my therapist said that if I got this out to other people that some of the emotional pain would go away. So here goes. One day when I was about 11(I still had that mullet, what was I thinkingLOL?=), I was invited for a sleepover party at the home of Dustin Diamond. When my Mom took me there, it was only Dustin. He said noone else had shown up yet and invited me upstairs. He turned on hidden camera video footage of what seemed to be Mario Lopez defecating. He asked if I was aroused. I said I wasn't, and he exposed himself, placing his semi-erect penis if front of my face. I instinctively bit off the tip of his penis and ran 4 miles to the nearest public phone to call my mother. I never told anyone until this day. I'm only starting to come to grips. |
| 31st July 2004 - 02:00:35 PM |
| 9337 : MARIO FUCHIN LOPEZ, ESSAY! |
| AND I'M FUCHIN' PISSED AT JEW HOMES! HOW DEED JEW GEH THAT FUCHIN' VEEDEO TAPE, EH, BEETCH?! I'LL FUCHIN' SHEET ON JOUR FUCHIN' HEAD, HOMES! I'LL FUCHIN' CHEW TACOS AND DRINK TECATE IN THE HOT FUCHIN' SUN ALL DAY AND SQUIRT SPICY MEXI-CHOWDER IN JOUR MOUTH WHILE MY HOMEBOY HOLDS EET OPEN BEETCH! JEW ARE FUCHIN' DEAD SCREECH-ASS MOTHERFUCHER! DO JEW HEAR ME, HOMES?! DID JEW FUCHIN' HEAR WHAT I SAID BEETCH? JEW ARE DEAD! |
| 31st July 2004 - 02:59:16 PM |
| 9338 : Ugoff |
| Please. I am Ugoff. |
| 31st July 2004 - 03:50:14 PM |
| 9339 : Gay Biff |
| Gay Biff: HELLO! McFLY?! ANYBODY HOME IN THERE, HUH?! McFly: Uh, ah heh heh. Ah, Biff, ya see, ah... Gay Biff: WHY DON"T YOU MAKE LIKE A WAFFLE WHORE AND SCRAMBLE MY EGGS?! McFly: Ah, Biff, ah, I don't think that's neccess- Gay Biff: HOW DO YA LIKE THAT, McFLY?! WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A LEAF BLOWER AND SUCK MY HARD COCK! |
| 31st July 2004 - 04:23:21 PM |
| 9340 : Twyla 16 |
| oh yeah, that's totally me!!! let me tell you about it. please feel annoyed to know that your fucking gay site is one of my links. be prepared to meet even more people that you will hate. i hope thyme comes here. her or i_cum_blood. either of them would be highly entertaining. enjoy the musical stylings of dimmu borgir for it shall be your last. we began plotting and the first to die shall be George W. Bush. since sick boy is form texas then i know that he will be upset. his favorite president shall be killed by yours truly with my daggers. well don't cry too much. you can die with him if you like. we shall show you some mercy and kill you with your favorite person |
| 31st July 2004 - 04:50:02 PM |
| 9341 : Twyla 16 |
| oh yeah likes thats really fat me blah blah blah fucking yeast infections blah blah monistat blah blah blah vomit out of my anus blah blah blah the itching the burning blah blah blah south gonna rise again blah blah fuck my dog blah fart into my pussy hole blah blah blah my shits are furry and i SUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKK4ever |
| 31st July 2004 - 04:58:24 PM |
| 9342 : Twyla 16 |
| oh yeah like i totally like it when my dad farts in my pussy hole. let me tell ya. actulaly i hate ok so shut up its not funny. go to www.vampireskankpussyholewithfartsinit.com and rate my dad's fart that's in my pussy hole you can't realy see the fart cuz it's trapped inside my pussy hole and then my cousin fuck me in my butt/fart/poo hole and my momma put on a strap on and fart in my pussy hole before she fucks it with the big ol' strap on let me tell ya. hot patootie bless my soul i realy love farts in my pussy hole whatever happened to saturday night pussies were loose and the farts were tight momma had the strap on a' lookin fer a fight she farted in my beaver and everything was outta sight hot patootie bless my soul i want meat loaf to pinch a loaf in my pussy hole! |
| 31st July 2004 - 05:07:55 PM |
| 9343 : Twyla 16 |
| It's all actually quite simple. My father places his legs behind his head, pointing his rear towards the ceiling with his wrinkled testes dangling like delicate sugarplums twixt his furry thighs. I mout him, placing my thoroughly penetrated birth canal directly atop his anus. I spread my inner labia much like you would the skin on a raw chicken breast. My father then rips a huge steenky one, and I compress the foul gas using my P.C. muscles, thus the fart is trapped inside my pussy! |
| 31st July 2004 - 05:39:17 PM |
| 9344 : Twyla 16 |
| oh and that picture from post 9331 was taken like a year ago i'm way hotter now. |
| 31st July 2004 - 06:26:37 PM |
| 9345 : Twyla 16 |
| also i like to give my father a blumpkin and to lick the fecal remnants off his balls i love to lick his balls when they smell like farts! if licking your father's fart flavored balls is a crime, lock me up and throw away the key! |
| 31st July 2004 - 06:51:25 PM |
| 9346 : Ugoff |
| Please. I am Ugoff. |
| 31st July 2004 - 07:15:52 PM |
| 9347 : Farts McGee |
| Hey, Twyla! Remember me? Your dad unleashed me into you pussy hole last month! I'm a fart! You were a bit bloody when he let me go up into your uterus. I just want to let you know, if you ever want a hot stinky fart of my caliber and experience up your pussy again, I'm available! |
| 31st July 2004 - 07:46:05 PM |
| 9348 : |
| hot and steenky farts for your pussy holes!!!!! |
| 01st August 2004 - 12:00:51 AM |
| 9349 : Ugoff |
| Please. I am Ugoff. |
| 01st August 2004 - 03:23:53 AM |
| 9350 : Ugoff |
| please, ia m a fool |
| 01st August 2004 - 06:20:21 AM |
| 9351 : Lustin |
| Twyla - you are such a retarded cunt it's almost unbelievable. You have no idea how much pleasure I take from the fact that, as an ass-ignorant, wannabe-goth slut queen, you will no doubt soon hook up with a mullet-sporting, white trash borderline psychopath called Randy, who will beat your skanky ass every day for the rest of your sorry, pointless little life until your battered, dismembered, decapitated corpse is inevitably found in a ditch, with gallons of HIV+ semen dripping from your oft-violated anus. Enjoy the ride, toots. And no-one's gonna come here as a result of you posting a link on your shitty page, because no-one's going to visit your shitty page. You stupid, pointless cunt. Dustin - I'll bet you've swallowed more loads than I've had hot lunches! Let's fuck! |
| 01st August 2004 - 08:08:02 PM |
| 9352 : Ugoff |
| Please. I am Ugoff. |
| 01st August 2004 - 08:36:06 PM |
| 9353 : Jimmy, waiting for my MAN |
| Oh, hi there. Glad you could stop by. It’s been such a roller coaster ride around here on account of all the babies coming and going, so it’s real nice to have somebody to talk to. You don’t mind if I stay seated here on the bed, do you? With all these fertility hormones coursing through my veins, standing upright tends to make me vomit and tip over. The last time I tried I fell through my old jewelry armoire, broke my vanity mirror and took ten stitches. It was awful. I mean, an accident like that could wipe out three or four embryos at once. So yeah, from now until I get pregnant again, I’m just sort of stuck here on the bed watching television and waiting for Steve to come home from work to have sex with me and give me food. Which is another reason I’m glad you’re here to keep me company - well, that is until Steve gets here on his lunch break in another half an hour. |
| 01st August 2004 - 08:46:34 PM |
| 9354 : Mystery Loves some Vomit, right? Twyla Turd!! |
| Authorities issued a warrant to spank pop star Michael Jackson on Wednesday as sheriff's deputies finished stealing everything from his central California Neverland Ranch in an unspecified criminal investigation dealing with the abuse of makeup and the tools used on little boys for 'cosmetic surgery' and circumcisions, all not needed. One mother stated to the press, "My son was already circumcised twice; now with Mr. Jackson's 'work, I don't think my son has a penis left". A spokesman for the police department in Las Vegas, where Jackson has been staying for the past three weeks behind bars and tied down in a straight-jacket while producing a racket of love-making with the little boys in his cell, said California authorities issued an arrest warrant for the singer and were negotiating with his mini-prostate on the terms of his nose-job. The spokeswoman, Mamacita Montoya, did not specify the charges in the arrest warrant against Jackson and said her department would not be involved in serving the dinner or even at breakfast where various sexual activities take place under the table. Banana sucking was freqently practiced. In 1994, Jackson reached a multimillion-dollar out-of-court settlement with the family of a 14-year-old boy who accused him of "not letting me get completely off; Michael would yell at me that if I shot that goo again, I'd ruin his sheets and wallpaper. I was a wreck". A criminal investigation of that case was closed without charges being brought, and Jackson had the boy chopped into insy-binsy pieces of meat for his pet cobra. "We've seen this before, and those little boys have learned so much just being here in bed with Michael; how he shows them about life and about 'riding the rapids' as he says when they enter his rear for a wild ride; our response is 'Here we go again with some hot gravy;' Michael has 24-hour-a-day supervision, sort of like a vision, but a bodyguard to also gives rim jobs, with him for the specific reason to protect him from bad vibrations and funny jokes about severed dick heads," Jackson family attorney Brian Oxshid told NBC "Hold Your Nuts, DUDES". Whacko-Jacko slashed out at the "rogues' gallery of perverts and sperm sources" who dominated the toilet bowls on Tuesday speculating on the difference between Falwell and turds. No decision reached. "These characters always seem to surface with a dreadful allegation just as another piece of ass is about to loosen and "in we go for another warm, brown joy-ride", an album of cocks, a video of bondage and torture and Sodomy, is being released into the sewage system," Jackson said in the statement about his love of Life. The search warrant was executed on the day that a new greatest hits collection was released, featuring Jackson's latest single, "One More FUCK." Sheriff's deputies and officials from the Santa Barbara District Attorney's office completed the enema convention, which began on Tuesday morning with shit flying all over the place. Jackson has a theme-park with prostate rides and a zoo there where little boys sit on his face and fart. It's called the 'camel ride'. The Celebrity Justice TV SHOW said the therapist felt compelled to report the information to authorities under a California law requiring any guy with an erection and stiff nuts be arrested by the local police and spanked until ready for college. It has been a tumultuous year for Jackson, whose talents as an entertainer have been eclipsed by his bizarre personal life in a multi-level tree house. One event, Michael being raped by his monkey: that caused troubles. In February, he revealed in a British television documentary that he sometimes shared his Neverland bedroom with young boys all standing so erect and shooting all over the place.In November last year, Jackson stunned fans and amused thousands of mothers in Berlin by dangling his bareass baby from a hotel balcony, letting the newborn piss on those below. In June, he settled a million breach of diahrrea lawsuit by his former topless boy-toy, Jim-Boob, avoiding a trial that threatened to expose details of his very small penis. |