| 03rd August 2004 - 03:04:29 PM |
| 9393 : S!CK B0Y! |
| 9392 you are right on, my compadre. Twyla, how many times on average do you poop daily? This is important. The people want to know. Do you get strange infections/discharge/bacterial growth from having your father- um... expel his... gasses into your vagina? Again, the people want to know. And now a message from the captain: GRAB YOURSELF A CAN OF PORK SODAAAAA! YOU'LL BE FEELIN' JUSS FINE! AIN'T NOTHIN' QUITE LIKE SITTIN' AROUND THE HOUSE SWIGGIN' DOWN CANS OF THAT SWINE! |
| 03rd August 2004 - 03:07:40 PM |
| 9394 : chachi |
| Even the chach has to agree on this one. Twyla is a skank and a chubb. Lose about 20 pounds and get a new face! DA CHACH does not like Twyla as she seems to think she is special and has not said one thing about the double dog and his greatness! She looks like she would have liked to have been double teamed by the columbine kids! DA CHACH |
| 03rd August 2004 - 03:19:50 PM |
| 9395 : HELL YEAH! |
| Chach on watch motherfucker! Go CHACH! USA! |
| 03rd August 2004 - 03:28:35 PM |
| 9396 : Dylan Kleibold |
| It was a lazy afternoon in the Springtime, 1993. A young actor by the name of Dustin Diamond promised me a front row seat at the Pearl Jam concert all of the "in-kids" were going to. At 3:30 sharp, the young man showed up at my door. I told him he would have to come back because my parents weren't home. He abruptly stepped into my house and pinned me to the wall with his scrawny Jew-arms. He whispered in my face, something about how my beautiful hair adorned my face like the coat of a delicate fawn skipping gracefully across the countryside. He then inserted his right thumb into my anus and proceeded to bite my testicles, drawing blood. All I could do to divert myself from the terrible experience was imagine gunning down my peers along with Eddie Vedder (like the video for "Jeremy". Rock on!=). On that fateful day when I actually did blast hot lead into the jock assholes who pissed on me in the locker room, I pictured Diamond's ugly Jew face on every one of those pricks. |
| 03rd August 2004 - 03:34:51 PM |
| 9397 : Lustin |
| S. Beez - I'd be glad to marry you if you fulfill the following criteria - 1) you're an incredibly gay man 2) you bear more than a passing resemblence to one Mr. Dusitn Diamond 3) you wear zubaz and have a white-boy afro 4) you are into scat-play and various other extreme sexual perversions If the above applies to you, you're my kinda guy! Let's get married in a West Hollywood restroom! We should ask Dustin to conduct the ceremony, and get all the queers to fling their own jizz instead of confetti! |
| 03rd August 2004 - 03:38:10 PM |
| 9398 : Twyla 16 |
| ok whatevr for your information i poop about six or seven times a day but you dont even care so fuck you. my dad sez its perfectly ok and NORMAL for farting in my pussy so fuck you again. yall are just jeluose of my hotness. my math teacher sez that if i enter the pretty contest down to the boat race that i would win. then i get all the macaroni and cheese and never ending bread sticks whenever i want for a whole year down to the olive garden(classy). i only do speed when im dry wallin' so fuck you until you are arab american. dry wallin is hard to do and you only get 2 dildollars a day. course yer mexicans do it real cheap. they just get a juan or a pablo and they work basically for warm tecate. |
| 03rd August 2004 - 03:53:10 PM |
| 9399 : S!CK B0Y |
| Lustin- You are now and forever will be the fucking man. Twatla- Seriously. OK. I mean really. Fuck. Seriously. |
| 03rd August 2004 - 04:02:27 PM |
| 9400 : Captain Zubaz, leader of the Flaming Brigade |
| what the fuck is a dildollar? currency used specifically for the purpose of buying sex toys? or is it some crazy group sex type chuck e cheese situation? "this ride costs seven dildollars, sir." "look, if you don't present some dildollars, I'm afraid you will be asked to leave this booth, and please mop that up over there." ...and didn't you say, twatla, that other pathetic, attention starved losers such as yourself were going to start posting here? where are your friends, twatla? where is your posse? I'll tell you where they are. they don't exist. they are a pathetic manifestation of a scared, confused, lonely young girl with serious "daddy issues." |
| 03rd August 2004 - 04:16:51 PM |
| 9401 : Ugoff |
| Please. I am Ugoff. |
| 03rd August 2004 - 04:52:33 PM |
| 9402 : Billy-Bob Whitetrash |
| Dustin, you got a reeeeal purty mouth. I'm a gon' make you squeal, boy. SQUEAL LIKE A PIG FOR ME, BOY!!! SQUEAL, YOU GOLDANG SONUMBITCH!!!!!! YEEEEEEE-HAW!!!!! |
| 03rd August 2004 - 05:06:27 PM |
| 9403 : Twyla 16 |
| billy bob you were supposed to bring me that speed from kennesaw mountain today what happen to you? go to vampirehookers.org and rate my dad's farts. i just farted and pooped for the elventy twelfth time dis today. i love to fart and to poop and to suck my dads furry pennis and bally balls while farts and poops and i get poop on my chin giving him a cuntry blumpkin. i want to fucking eat oprah's fucking cunt and then my dad pee in my poo poo and i put teh fister in my cootie and my shits are furry and i suuuuccccccckkk4evr |
| 03rd August 2004 - 05:14:56 PM |
| 9404 : Twyla\'s smelly purple butthole |
| ARG! I AM TEH SMELLIEST BUTTHOLE OF ANY BUTTHOLE! ARG! TWYLA AKA JESSY AKA TUBGIRL EATS LOTS OF CABBAGE AND CHEESE AND SO I AM THE FILTHIEST OF NORTH AMERICAN POOPER HOLIES! FARTS! TWYLA ATE 20 LBS OF TACO BELL AND RINSED IT DOWN WITH BOONE'S FARM TWIST OFF TOP WINE. NOW I AM STRETCHED AND IRRITATED AND SOME OF ME HANGS OUT OF TWYLA'S SHORTS AND DANGLES LIKE SO MUCH ROAST BEEF SWAYING TO AND FRO TWIXT TWYLA'S THIGHS! COME AND SEE ME IN ACTION AT TUBGIRL.COM! POOPS! FARTS! TEH! |
| 03rd August 2004 - 05:21:48 PM |
| 9405 : Twyla\'s filthy toilet |
| BURPS! TWYLA PLEASE STOP TORTURING ME WITH YOUR STEENKY LEAVINGS AND POO SAUCE! YOU SHOULD ALSO STOP USING POO SAUCE AS VAGINAL LUBRICATION. YOU SHOULD STOP FREEZING MASSIVE POO LOGS THAT YOUR FATHER DROPS AND USING THEM AS DILDOS. YOU SHOULD SEE A DOCTOR ABOUT YOUR VIOLENT EXPLOSIVE FLATULENCE THAT BURNS HOLES IN YOUR PANTIES AND SPRAYS FART JUICE ON EVERYBODY. TWYLA AKA JESSY AKA TUBGIRL YOU SHOULD EAT LESS TACO BELLS AND YOUR SHITS WONT BE SO SLOPPY BUT FOR NOW YOUR SHITS ARE FURRY AND YOU SUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKK!!!!! |
| 03rd August 2004 - 05:41:07 PM |
| 9406 : Tubgirl (Twyla) |
| hey guys come watch me poo on my face at tubgirl.com! |
| 03rd August 2004 - 06:19:59 PM |
| 9407 : |
| twyla's house of poops and farts poops dan frats! |
| 03rd August 2004 - 06:31:57 PM |
| 9408 : twyla\'s dad\'s frozen poo |
| dominate me now! twyla i love it when you use me as a dildo! I'm frozen poo! twyla when are you going to poop some more? the people want to know all about your poo and your hot steenky farts and also could you please rip a steenky pussy fart and dedicate it to dustin dyemund and farts come out of your pootie and your cooters and then your dad has seckchual interkorse with your vagina and he farts in your butthole and you gives him a lovely blumpkins and the poo is on his balls and your chin and the flies come for to eat the poop but you freezes the poo and uses it(the poo) as a dilder in your frooble zooble zars with the zib zab zubaz? |
| 03rd August 2004 - 06:32:08 PM |
| 9408 : twyla\'s dad\'s frozen poo |
| dominate me now! twyla i love it when you use me as a dildo! I'm frozen poo! twyla when are you going to poop some more? the people want to know all about your poo and your hot steenky farts and also could you please rip a steenky pussy fart and dedicate it to dustin dyemund and farts come out of your pootie and your cooters and then your dad has seckchual interkorse with your vagina and he farts in your butthole and you gives him a lovely blumpkins and the poo is on his balls and your chin and the flies come for to eat the poop but you freezes the poo and uses it(the poo) as a dilder in your frooble zooble zars with the zib zab zubaz? |
| 03rd August 2004 - 06:32:07 PM |
| 9408 : twyla\'s dad\'s frozen poo |
| dominate me now! twyla i love it when you use me as a dildo! I'm frozen poo! twyla when are you going to poop some more? the people want to know all about your poo and your hot steenky farts and also could you please rip a steenky pussy fart and dedicate it to dustin dyemund and farts come out of your pootie and your cooters and then your dad has seckchual interkorse with your vagina and he farts in your butthole and you gives him a lovely blumpkins and the poo is on his balls and your chin and the flies come for to eat the poop but you freezes the poo and uses it(the poo) as a dilder in your frooble zooble zars with the zib zab zubaz? |
| 03rd August 2004 - 06:31:00 PM |
| 9408 : twyla\'s dad\'s frozen poo |
| dominate me now! twyla i love it when you use me as a dildo! I'm frozen poo! twyla when are you going to poop some more? the people want to know all about your poo and your hot steenky farts and also could you please rip a steenky pussy fart and dedicate it to dustin dyemund and farts come out of your pootie and your cooters and then your dad has seckchual interkorse with your vagina and he farts in your butthole and you gives him a lovely blumpkins and the poo is on his balls and your chin and the flies come for to eat the poop but you freezes the poo and uses it(the poo) as a dilder in your frooble zooble zars with the zib zab zubaz? |
| 03rd August 2004 - 06:29:25 PM |
| 9408 : twyla\'s dad\'s frozen poo |
| dominate me now! twyla i love it when you use me as a dildo! I'm frozen poo! twyla when are you going to poop some more? the people want to know all about your poo and your hot steenky farts and also could you please rip a steenky pussy fart and dedicate it to dustin dyemund and farts come out of your pootie and your cooters and then your dad has seckchual interkorse with your vagina and he farts in your butthole and you gives him a lovely blumpkins and the poo is on his balls and your chin and the flies come for to eat the poop but you freezes the poo and uses it(the poo) as a dilder in your frooble zooble zars with the zib zab zubaz? |