| 03rd August 2004 - 06:31:32 PM |
| 9409 : twyla\'s dad\'s frozen poo |
| dominate me now! twyla i love it when you use me as a dildo! I'm frozen poo! twyla when are you going to poop some more? the people want to know all about your poo and your hot steenky farts and also could you please rip a steenky pussy fart and dedicate it to dustin dyemund and farts come out of your pootie and your cooters and then your dad has seckchual interkorse with your vagina and he farts in your butthole and you gives him a lovely blumpkins and the poo is on his balls and your chin and the flies come for to eat the poop but you freezes the poo and uses it(the poo) as a dilder in your frooble zooble zars with the zib zab zubaz? |
| 03rd August 2004 - 07:12:30 PM |
| 9410 : Barry Gibb |
| DAMMIT DUSTIN! I plan the Las Vegas wedding, book the dirt cheap hotel with the waiters who give you room service with dildos up their arses and you stand me up again! This is the last straw! I'm sick of raping Robin when you don't show up! It's over you frizzy haired Jewish bitch! |
| 03rd August 2004 - 07:20:17 PM |
| 9411 : Oprah Misconception |
| here come twyla with the stinky farts bleeding through her panties here come the poo hot sauce running down her inner thigh poop |
| 03rd August 2004 - 07:28:13 PM |
| 9412 : Twyla 16 |
| i just farted;) it is really wet and steenky=) |
| 03rd August 2004 - 07:29:37 PM |
| 9413 : corinne |
| hey dustin i'm a big fan of you and the other guys on saved by the bell i would like to actually meet you or talk to you. |
| 03rd August 2004 - 07:43:49 PM |
| 9414 : |
| SAY BABY DO YA WANNA LAY DOWN WITH ME!?!?! SAY BABY DO YA WANNA LAY DOWN BY MY SIDE SAY BABY DO YA WANNA LAY DOWN WITH ME SAY BABY SAY BABAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 03rd August 2004 - 08:12:25 PM |
| 9415 : Twyla 16 |
| i just took a 20 pound poop! |
| 03rd August 2004 - 08:53:41 PM |
| 9416 : Ugoff |
| Please. I am Ugoff. |
| 03rd August 2004 - 09:40:45 PM |
| 9417 : Ryan |
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| 03rd August 2004 - 09:55:41 PM |
| 9418 : Mark-Paul Gosselaar |
| Hey Dustin, remember me? That’s right, I’m the one who really, really, REALLY took your anal virginity during the FIRST season of Saved by the Bell! Both Dennis and Mario are mistaken, they only WISH they were the first to introduce your boney, Jewish ass to the world of homosexual buttsex! Sure, Dennis can probably claim to be the first MIDDLE-AGED man to do you up the ass while Mario can claim to be the first HISPANIC queer to stick his spicy manchilada in your tight little shithole, but both you and I know that I was the FIRST to ever penetrate your dirty brown poop chute with my white pubescent member. Remember when I invited you to stay over at my house for the night and you woke up to find me shoving myself deep into your unlubed dumper all the way up to my hairless balls? Remember when you tried to scream for help but I shoved your torn underwear into your mouth and wrapped my bedsheets around your head? Remember how much you tried to struggle with all your girlish might but I was just too powerful for you, and there was absolutely nothing you could do about it but lay there as I had my way with you? Remember how loudly you sobbed into the bedsheets as I forcefully rode myself into you like I was digging for gold? Remember when I finally released my young boy nut butter deep into your horribly violated anus and used your Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle pajamas to wipe my hairless crotch and penis clean of all the shit and blood? Remember when you thought it was all finally over, but then I picked you up and threw you out my bedroom window into the front yard and told you to walk your naked bleeding Jew ass home before I called the cops? Now do you see what happens when you don’t lend me your Nintendo games? |
| 03rd August 2004 - 11:19:44 PM |
| 9419 : Twyla with the farts and the poops |
| Farts for some, poops for others. Have your poop and fart it too. Here is my lament for a disasterous yeast infection and the lack of any topical cream or anti-itch ointments. Hear my cries of futility in the battle for hearts and super-heavy flow eight inch ultra absorbancy tampons in the land of fiberglass decoys ripping and tearing my delicate vaginal walls. See as I moan in despair with the passings of hot Taco Bell shooting like flaming balls of magma out of my bleeding anus hole. O Lord lift me above the land of used condoms and other biohazardous human refuse, and give me enough Mini-Thins to cook some really killer shards so I can make enough money to pay the entrance fee for the Pretty Contest down to the Kennesaw Mountain Boat Race and Chili Expo. Halleluja! |
| 03rd August 2004 - 11:22:34 PM |
| 9420 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Twyla 16, how dare you accuse me of being a 40-year old loser. You ought to go shampoo my crotch (do it after I've have unprotected butt-sex with a dude I just met in the second bathroom stall at the local gas station)! Just because I masturbate 24x7 while reading gay fantasies about Diamond posted here doesn't mean I'm a loser; it just means I'm a big queer fan of his!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 03rd August 2004 - 11:50:24 PM |
| 9421 : Ugoff |
| Please. I am Ugoff. |
| 03rd August 2004 - 11:50:48 PM |
| 9422 : Paul Daanen |
| mark-paul gosselaar, when i read your message I immediately pitched a tent. my wood will not go away even though i've been spanking for th e past hour. thanx buddy. |
| 04th August 2004 - 12:11:12 AM |
| 9423 : |
| homosexual fantasy involving slater and zack - http://nifty.nisusnet.com/nifty/gay/celebrity/enslaved-by-the-bell |
| 04th August 2004 - 12:36:19 AM |
| 9424 : |
| did everyone at bayside call you 'screech' because that's the sound you produced whenever mr. belding anally violated you? |
| 04th August 2004 - 08:56:00 AM |
| 9425 : |
| whats goin on screech? |
| 04th August 2004 - 09:09:33 AM |
| 9426 : Ivor Hugecock |
| Mark-Paul you stupid nigger, I've already detailed how I claimed Dustin's anal virginity before he even started work on SBTB in messages 9379 & 9380! Though your story gave me such an erection that my enormous ding-a-ling temporarily expanded to a length and girth comparable to that of the average Canadian Redwood, and for that I thank you. |
| 04th August 2004 - 09:15:01 AM |
| 9427 : Dmitri the Shit-sex Fanatic |
| Dustin please to be shitting in my mouth |
| 04th August 2004 - 09:47:14 AM |
| 9428 : Master Shake |
| WHAT I SAY... IS VERY BAFFLING! |