23rd July 2006 - 05:08:51 PM |
78597 : |
Okay so last night Cara and I ventured to Wausau to see Dustin Diamond (aka Screech from Saved by the Bell) do his stand-up.. An added bonus was that Mark Price (who played Alex's best friend and neighbor on Family Ties) was going to open up for DD. So first off there was like 50 people there. Cara and I sat in the very front row, were were super psyched. So Mark Price came out and he was really funny and he did a really good show. Then There was a short break and the Dustin came out. I'll admit that he was funny and I did laugh, however I didn't laugh as much as I did for Mark Price and Cara and I definatly were grossed out. He talks A LOT about sex (particularly of the anal variety) as well as about other bodily functions. He just always went too far with his jokes. And I'm totally not being prudish...I mean the whole crowd was grossed out. Also he swore A LOT. And everyone knows when you over swear you just look uneducated and vulger, and is totally how it came off. So anyway afterward Mark and Dustin were going to be doing autographs so We were excited about that. Yeah, well too bad Dustin charges per autograph!!!! Now I have gotten quite a few autographs and I have never had to pay. Also he charge per picture-even if it was with your own camera! I mean come on!! We payed each to go to show to begin with and I thought that was just ridiculous. Mark didn't charge and was very nice and willing to have photos with us. After all was said and done Cara and I were glad we went, I mean it WAS Screech and all, but he was kind of a diva. |
23rd July 2006 - 06:14:09 PM |
78598 : |
people that have nothing better to do with their time waste their to go see diamond to laugh at him and not at his lame recycled jokes. |
23rd July 2006 - 06:49:36 PM |
78599 : |
I |
23rd July 2006 - 10:31:43 PM |
78600 : a nigger |
also cocks |
23rd July 2006 - 11:43:09 PM |
78601 : Nigger Jones |
I really want to whip out my niggerly schlong and stick it up your powder white asshole. |
24th July 2006 - 12:05:58 AM |
78602 : Eric Bauman |
I am a gay homosexual. |
24th July 2006 - 01:09:14 AM |
78603 : Kurt Steinberg |
Fellow faggots, have fun queering this up: http://wiki.ytmnd.com/Dustin_Diamond |
24th July 2006 - 01:25:01 AM |
78604 : |
http://movies.groups.yahoo.com/group/hiv_juice_for_screech/ |
24th July 2006 - 02:21:27 AM |
78605 : I\'M FUCKING GAY |
SCREECH YOU ARE SO FUCKING HOT. I NEED YOUR NICE THICK ROD UP MY BROWNPIPE. I WILL JIZZ IN YOUR BRILLO-PAD HAIR. I WILL GO SPELUNKING IN YOUR ANUS AND MAKE YOU SCREAM "ZOINKS!" SO LOUD YOU WILL WAKE UP THE ENTIRE STREET |
24th July 2006 - 03:53:30 AM |
78606 : Maurice |
Screech, please cum to my favorite club The Dumpster in Key West FL some time!! My queer buddies and I are just DYING to show you a good time!!! Kisses XX Mo-mo |
24th July 2006 - 06:10:22 AM |
78607 : Paul |
Fuck scheech up his ass. Fuck his bullshit fag house as well! |
24th July 2006 - 06:42:22 AM |
78608 : |
schreech keep lookign over ur shoulder coz u are gonna get aids tonite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
24th July 2006 - 07:05:46 AM |
78609 : Maxwell Nerdstrom |
Screech, who's loads were tastier, Belding's or Slater's? Did Slater's have a kind of guacamole aftertaste? |
24th July 2006 - 11:34:48 AM |
78610 : |
whoever makes this site is gay and enjoys the company of other men |
24th July 2006 - 11:43:49 AM |
78611 : |
you should write stuff in the George and Dustin thread, it could get really hot and steamy. http://us.imdb.com/name/nm0584117/board/threads/ I bet Dustin would have sex with George Micheals, he'd like the feel of his stuble rubbing his taint as his asshole is licked. I bet George would love to shoot his creamy load all over Dustins ass, or pump his ass full of semen and watch it drip out into some past out homeless guys face. Oh God thats hot. I have to go jerk off to season 4 Saved By the Bell. NOW! |
24th July 2006 - 11:50:00 AM |
78612 : Guy Random |
Hey Maurice, are you black? I've got a thing for GBM's and if you are I'd love to hook up with you at The Dumpster. I dress up as Screech all the time, and I've got his voice down pretty good. You and your buddies could rape my ass in everyway possible! I'm into everything, even watersports and scat. Let's meet up and we'll fuck! |
24th July 2006 - 02:19:55 PM |
78613 : Kurt |
Who wrote this??? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Dustin_Diamond "Poor Guy The guy is both pathetic and sad. All these interviewers and people that keep picking at him are going to drive him to suicide. Looks like that's really the only option Diamond has at this point. At least it'll give him the oppurtunity to say hi to his mom." |
24th July 2006 - 02:21:41 PM |
78614 : Gay Zack |
I wrote that it was his only option |
24th July 2006 - 03:09:33 PM |
78615 : Rocco |
I think his only option is gay porn! Prob a bukkake fest and triple anal. You know when pornstars get old they have to do triple anal and all kinds of fucked up shit to make a buck? That's where Diamond would have to start because of his heinous appearance! ROCCO |
24th July 2006 - 03:33:14 PM |
78616 : |
Dustin, what does your sperm taste like? I imagine with all those beef and cheddars you eat, your seed probably tastes like shit, please do something about that. Try eating pineapple. Also make sure you wash your cock often so you don't have mud on the helmet. |