| 25th July 2006 - 10:57:11 PM |
| 78637 : |
| nedm |
| 25th July 2006 - 11:05:52 PM |
| 78638 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Feel free to help gay it up. Here's what I already wrote: "Dustindiamond.com From YTMND wiki Jump to: NAVIGATION, SEARCH Parody website owned and operated by Max Goldberg, creator of YTMND. Dustindiamond.com was created in 2001. Within days of its creation, the guestbook on the website was taken over by Dustin Diamond's queer fanbase who began posting gay fantasies about Diamond. Many of the fantasies involved homosexual rapes and beatings of Diamond at the hands of Mr. Belding, A.C. Slater, and Screech's robot, "Kevin," all characters from the TV show "Saved By The Bell." In 2003, Diamond attempted to take control of the domain dustindiamond.com. Diamond's legal counsel served Goldberg with a cease and desist order that was entirely unsuccessful. In 2004, the case was submitted to the National Arbitration Forum acting on behalf of the Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers (ICANN). Diamond's complaint was filled with statements that, in light of Dustin's current career, could be considered both exaggerated and amusing. Diamond ultimately lost the suit despite the fact that Goldberg, then 21, represented himself. The decision read, in part, "The Panel accepts Respondent’s argument that the “outrageous ugly and low-tech graphics and numerous errors and misspellings” as well as the sheer absurdity of the site’s claim that Dustin Diamond is a “FAMOUS SUPERSTAR AND SEX SYMBOL” clearly signal that the site is not meant to be taken seriously. Whether the site is regarded as parody, satire, or critical commentary, and notwithstanding Respondent’s assertion that “[l]awyers are notoriously bad at understanding how humor works,” this Panel finds that legitimate noncommercial fair use commentary is involved." The precedent-setting decision is believed to be the first time that a celebrity has lost a domain name dispute to a non-commercial parody site.[1] Shortly after the decision Max Goldberg and his sister Lina issued a press release in which they mentioned their victory and advertised the upcoming release of the YTMND website. " |
| 26th July 2006 - 12:15:02 AM |
| 78639 : Bruce Vilanch |
| Screech my boy, I know you are in financial difficulties so want to offer you 00 to come and shave my taint, balls and asscrack! It's a dangerous job and I can't find anyone else willing to do it! I must warn you, because it's summer and I have a small sweat problem, things are bit rank down there. I recommend using a gas mask or similar breathing apparatus. Also my anal beard may contain several hazardous items, as well as a substantial amount of my lovers' crusty HIV+ jizz, so take care! |
| 26th July 2006 - 12:37:02 AM |
| 78640 : HIV+ Queer |
| Screech, I want to have gay sex with you, you stupid cocksucking piece of shit!!!!!! But I don't want to use protection - protection isn't cool with me. It's not nice of you to take precautions to prevent yourself from contracting the HIV virsus from my man milk. Instead of donating money toward your house, I'd much rather donate AIDS! |
| 26th July 2006 - 01:02:56 AM |
| 78641 : YURI |
| SCREECH YOU ARE WANT SHITTING IN MOUTH YES???????? |
| 26th July 2006 - 01:34:20 AM |
| 78642 : |
| Diamond, are you living in the gutter now? Come clean and tell us what really happened to your SBTB money, shithead!!! The alleged 30 days you were given to raise 0k to save your house have passed already. Obviously you lied to the world about your plight. You probably already blew the money on Arby's Beef 'n Cheddar sandwiches and gay porn, chucklefuck. |
| 26th July 2006 - 02:22:06 AM |
| 78643 : JM. J. Bullock |
| Screech I'm gonna splatter my hiv+ man-chowder all over your face!!!!! |
| 26th July 2006 - 02:27:52 AM |
| 78644 : JM. J. Bullock |
| get ready for the AIDS tornado, motherfucker!!!! first i'm gonna cum in your ass, then I'm gonna felch it out and give you HIV+ chocolate snowball!!!! then I'm gonna jizz in a syringe and shoot it into your balls!!!! you are gonna get aids tonight motherfucker!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 26th July 2006 - 02:34:50 AM |
| 78645 : JM. J. Bullock |
| screech have you ever tried hiv+ sperm on toast? how about a nice hiv+ cocktail? want me to make one for you? that's where myself, andy bell, magic johnson, marc almond, and any random hiv+ dudes we can find all jerk off in a glass! you'll love the taste of hiv juice!! for added effect I could also dig up freddie mecury and eazy-e's corpses and stir in some of their decaying flesh!!!! |
| 26th July 2006 - 02:40:51 AM |
| 78646 : JM. J. Bullock |
| screech, i'm gonna pump you so full of AIDS-infected jizz that you'll go full blown in a matter of days!!!!!! AIDS ahoy!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 26th July 2006 - 02:47:46 AM |
| 78647 : Jimmy Cain |
| Screech sucks nigga dicks. |
| 26th July 2006 - 02:56:04 AM |
| 78648 : THE REAL DUSTIN DIAMOND |
| ALL YOU FREAKS GET THE FUCK OFF MY GODDAMN WEBSITE!! GODDAMNIT I HATE QUEERS!! ALMOST AS MUCH AS I HATE GODDAMN NIGGERS!!! I KNOW PEOPLE, I COULD HAVE YOU ALL KILLED!!! HEIL HITLER!!!!! |
| 26th July 2006 - 05:03:34 AM |
| 78649 : The REALLY real Dustin Diamond |
| Hey fans! It's me, the REAL Dustin Diamond...some hater wrote that last message pretending to be me! Jeez, some people just have too much time on their hands... Anyway I just wanted to let all my real fans know that I will be checking in here every now and then! I am currently in a secret location filming an indie movie with my buddies Corey Haim and Corey Feldman! It's gonna be phenom!! I'll post more about it soon so check back regularly! And let's keep this guestbook clean, OK? Trust the dust! |
| 26th July 2006 - 05:28:02 AM |
| 78650 : |
| alert("lol") |
| 26th July 2006 - 06:37:12 AM |
| 78651 : OBERSTURMBANNFUEHRER HELMUT |
| HI AND THANKS FOR ALL THE MONEY! |
| 26th July 2006 - 07:04:29 AM |
| 78652 : frosties kid II |
| You're gonna get AIDS, You're gonna get AIDS, You're gonna get AIDS, I can hear the sound of my shit hitting your face You're gonna get AIDS, with my ma mate everybody knows he's gonna get AIDs even screech who wait for a pi - rate to shit in his face and you teenage brother whos out itching his anus if you live in Aus mate or swap sperm in the states even screech with his ass filed with hungry p-ir-ates. or a bloke with a razor up his ass well he knows he's gonna get aids You're gonna get AIDS, You're gonna get AIDS, You're gonna get AIDS, You're gonna get AIDS! |
| 26th July 2006 - 07:11:17 AM |
| 78653 : The REALLY real Dustin Diamond |
| The REALLY real Dustin Diamond Hey fans! It's me, the REAL Dustin Diamond I'm a stupid fag LAWLZORZ oh jee wiz im a stupid queer saved by the bell is the gayest thing ever! oh jeez la wizzy folks i just had sex with a 5 year old prostitute HOORAY FOR ME :D i just lost my virginity oh jee wiz! Anyway I just wanted to let all my real fans which don't exsist cuz im a stupid fag I will be checking in here every now and then! I am currently in a secret location filming an indie movie with my buddies Corey Haim and Corey Feldman! It's gonna be phenom!! Its about me Sucking Corey F's Giant COCK! AWESOME RIGHT!? and we got mario from saved by the bell do come and fuck my bum oh boooy TEEHEE! I R GHEY! I'll post more about it soon so check back regularly! And let's keep this guestbook clean, OK? I dont Want any noobs to beat me up any more becuase im a stupid fag aahahahhaa NARF! Trust the dust! LOL FAG! |
| 26th July 2006 - 07:35:54 AM |
| 78654 : Dustin Diamond (for real) |
| Hey now that's just not very nice. Why you gotta be hatin on me? I just want to entertain!!! Anyway I wanted to reveal to my TRUE fans that myself and the Coreys are, in fact, working on a sequel to FART PATROL!! Sadly the first film never materialised - it's in the can but we can't find anyone who's willing to distribute it! However I am currently in talks with Bruce Vilanch's production company Anal Beard Films, who seem interested - so fingers crossed everybody!!!! And actually there was a sweetcorn kernel of truth in that last post - Corey F's giant cock will feature in the film in some capacity! Look out for it, folks!! Once again, let's increase the peace and keep it clean in here, OK?? And for the last time, I'm not gay!!!! Jeez louise!!!! - Trust the dust |
| 26th July 2006 - 07:38:06 AM |
| 78655 : |
| you guys are so immature. w00t. lol. get a life ;x ;p |
| 26th July 2006 - 08:21:05 AM |
| 78656 : |
| screech i fucking love you, plz jizz down my throat asap |