| 19th June 2004 - 04:35:54 PM |
| 7776 : Da REAL MAH FUGGIN\' Chach |
| Chach on da watch, you cum drunken taint manglers!! USA!! SBTB in syndication... Saw episode 406 whilst fucking an aborted fetus and sticking raw chicken wings up Goldie Hawn's dusty cooter. 406!! Chicken!! Fagbusters ain't worthy to eat the cum out of my shits!! Fuck you, Busters, this board is for shit cock hot dog dode schlarpers and shit cock corn dog schlarper doodles only!! GET OFF!! marilynmansonjackingoffadeadrhinoandshittingonyourgrandmothersnakedbody.com I heart WISCONSIN!!! PACKERS!!! |
| 19th June 2004 - 04:43:09 PM |
| 7777 : Julia Roberts\' Maxi Pad |
| JULIA!! Why are there poo stainy skid markedys on me? I AM TO ABSORB TWAT SPAGHETTI AND TWAT SPAGHETTI ONLY!!! NO MEATBALLS!!! I smell like a farty poo poo fart hole!! |
| 19th June 2004 - 05:03:39 PM |
| 7778 : River Pheonix\'s Decaying Asshole |
| You are to not be havings the penetrations with me, Dustin. Please you are to be having a stop to the sticking of gravies inside me! I am is an incubator of the maggots. Der felchstein die est Frankfurter mein Juden!! |
| 19th June 2004 - 05:09:56 PM |
| 7779 : The First Amendment |
| Dustin Diamond is a filthy crab-infested cunt dripping greenish ooze jelly on his grandfather's shriveling prod. I saw him eat his sister's used tampon. |
| 19th June 2004 - 05:13:41 PM |
| 7780 : Fabbusters |
| Da Chach, you are my one and ONLY asshole lover...SHIT MAN I lub the wazs you dooder me in the gazoom. Yeh FUCK THE TURDS and get into der Menschen ist ein AbTURD. Smiles, River Numbnuts and kakaville in the braincell to you JuLIA. groove ON, fuckers and let dustin speack for himself, at least outta his swollen fuckered asshole. SHID, Mr. MOJO to you tooooooo |
| 19th June 2004 - 05:19:20 PM |
| 7781 : Fagioso der Ficker |
| Come as you are::::: recounts how Fagbusters almost lost his virginity one night while double farting with his mother Wendy. HH notes that this tale was rather misleading, that there were in fact two boys involved, and MOJO did fuck them just like Chach fucks his dog, as it happened, sleep with the other boys that night. More disturbing is the revelation that CHACH sexually molested a mentally impaired Fagbusters cause fagbusters is OUT and ready for some jizz sauce up his gazoombie.... when aged sixteen it's so GOOD, and only escaped a good spanking on account of his age. It is left to the reader to consider how this event is in apposition to his public pro-idiot rights stance of later years. Candy Shintoo also, Cross alleges, murdered a cunt-sucker while a teenager looked on; who dat: Madddddonnna ofcourse, another reinvention. |
| 19th June 2004 - 05:27:22 PM |
| 7782 : Smell My Love, CHACH |
| Here's my problem, guys. Recently at my doc's suggestion I was circumsized. The foreskin was simply to tight over my head when I had an erection, and it was painful. I've now been 'cut' for about three months and have continued jelqing with hopes that I can grow this penis to some reasonable size. Not having the foreskin is a new experience, but jelqing as much as I must do for ANYTHING to happen worries me, since the head is continuously stimulated either being rubbed in my pants, or even having to urinate. Sometimes I don't mean to have an orgasm, but even walking the dog can get me to cream in my pants. What a mess that is! After a few hours of jelqing every day and evenings, I've developed some kind of weird fluid that comes out of my cock slit, mostly clear, but not the precum I'd have before the operation. And this doesn't seem to stop even when I put the penis away for the night. In the mornings I find a very nasty crust around the opening, and along with this, my testicles have somehow pulled up into my smaller than normal scrotum. I have to get up and clean the bed sheets, the penis opening and try to massage the balls back down into a normal position. Along with all of this, I've developed some kind of gas/stomach problems, probably nerves, and during jelqing sessions, I start farting, and this makes me laugh (cannot help this!!! it's just funny, all of this going on at the same time) and that explosion of gas, the laughter and the strange fluid becomes too painful. You can only imagine what happens when I decided to 'ride the rapids' and shoot the rocks!!! It's about as exciting as a sneeze, these orgasms. My doctor just says "Keep up with heavier stroking, and try to have at least three orgasms per jelqing session". I tell him that jelqing isn't part of the program, and he usually answers "Just do it for the release and pleasure". I'm a wreck. PLEASE, if any of you have had the same experience, write me here. Thanks in advance. It's about time to now get back to jelqing! Thanks |
| 19th June 2004 - 06:25:23 PM |
| 7783 : nutty |
| princess peussie, please stop posting here. your gay fantasies all suck - they suck more dick than you do!! i have never once gotten a woodrow while reading one of them. mr diamond probably can't get wood from them either. |
| 19th June 2004 - 07:06:25 PM |
| 7784 : |
| hot cunt |
| 19th June 2004 - 08:23:29 PM |
| 7785 : Jack McFartoff |
| Hey Double Dragon! We met at the concert you did at Six Flags with your death metal band DR. SLIPPYFIST. Thanks for letting me route your father's fart cavity and thanks for all the free meth, also. I still haven't told anyone about the hooker we buried alive or the homeless guy we set on fire so we could munch peanut butter and jelly out of his smoldering stinkhole. Can I have that meat loaf recipe? Remember when you talked like Screech as I squirted fart butter and cock juice onto your grandmother's sweaty ass crack fart shit poo hole? |
| 19th June 2004 - 08:36:35 PM |
| 7786 : A Catholic Priest |
| I am looking for hot YOUNG anus! The kind I can stretch to limits never before realized. I want to eat balogna out of two year old dung dispatchers. Please send me a picture of you hairless little chode here: Gaypreistwhoneedshisfartssuckedoutofhisoldcatholicpooholebytoddlers@nutbuster.org Keep up the good gay fart sex. |
| 19th June 2004 - 08:50:29 PM |
| 7787 : Clay Aiken |
| Hey fuck studs! Guess who has a freshly waxed anus? ME! It's as smooth as the nine-year olds I fuck! Ever had an entire fetus shoved up your arse? When you shit it back out it feels as if you are giving birth and bringing new life to the wonderful world. Life is beautiful. So are dead fetuses. I was giving grandpapa a bath the other day when he told me a story about the first time he shitted out a dead baby. He said the skull is tender enough to simply pluck an undeveloped eye out and penetrate the ocular cavity with relative ease. Then he pooped. If you've never met my grandpapa or his poop, you're missing out on a great old felchmunchee. He amused me with an anecdote about inventing anal beads in the early nineteenth century. He simply took a string of popcorn from the old Christmas tree and jammed a couple of kernels up grandmama's rusty old pooter. Afterwards he gave it to the kids as a carmely treat he called "poopcorn". Hes 134 and can still get my cock rigid and throbbing with his tales. |
| 19th June 2004 - 09:15:09 PM |
| 7788 : Fagbusters |
| JESUS CHRIST, I APPRECIATE THE MENALLY IMPAIRED PART, BUT THE REST WAS PURE DANIELLE STEEL, COCK HAMMOCK. POINT ONE-I'VE LIVED IN WISCONSIN, AND IT SUCKS THE BIGGEST NUTSACK OF ANYWHERE ON THE PLANET, SAVE CALIFORNIA. POINT TWO-MY MOM'S NAME NOT WENDY. IT'S THE S.O.S. PAD VAGINA, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. POINT THREE-I AM NOT PRO-ANYTHING. EXCEPT MAYBE PRO-SID SILVER. AND WHERE THE FUCK DID THE RUSSIAN GUY AND STEINBERG GO? AT LEAST THE IMPENDING BRIMSTONE WOULD BE FILLED WITH GLITTER AND GAITY IF THOSE TWO ANAL RAPISTS WERE STILL AT THE HELM, INSTEAD OF A COUPLE OF IMPOTENT MONGOLOIDS WHOSE ONLY SEXUAL EXPERIENCE IS THE RESULT OF BEING ABLE TO OUTRUN A SPAZZED OUT POODLE WITH THREE LEGS AND A NERVOUS TICK. EAT A DICK. FUCK YOUR LIFE. |
| 19th June 2004 - 09:40:16 PM |
| 7789 : steven |
| Michael Moore is a fag! Screech, have you ever had sex with that fat tub of shit? |
| 20th June 2004 - 01:27:23 AM |
| 7790 : Screech Smells |
| How Did This guest book get so much clutter? |
| 20th June 2004 - 07:45:20 AM |
| 7791 : yuri |
| dsutin i am still liking to giving you the man-love, ples come to my home of ablainia, we wil hav muhc gaysex. MY MAN-DICK IS 14ICHNES LONG AND WIL TEAR YOU ASSHOLE INTO TWO WHEN I AM PUTTING IT INTO!!!! YOU WIL NEVR HAVE BEEN MAN-LOVED LIKE YOU ARE BEING SO BY ME!!! YOU WILL LIKE VERY MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!! maybe faterwards we can go into forests behind my logcabin and find albanian grizlybear to be haveing the sex with. |
| 20th June 2004 - 08:49:19 AM |
| 7792 : Mojo |
| NEW PRAYER FOR SINNERS: "CHOLA MAE CHIMDIM, TRES VAMBOOZ LI KRAMDIDLE HEY CULO MANAHARERO SIMPLICO CHICO LE CHOCHA!" Number one, I have a wonderful set of dildos that I like... that I paid for! It's been reported that I steal everything since I make so little money from sucking off the guys in the local gang. My weekly allowance couldn't cover it, you little queers but that doesn't stop me from hanging out with Mojo and his enema clan and getting what I want after their massive evacuations during prayer meetings and love-ins. Secondly, I'm old enough to buy a bra and vote in the Clutch-Step-Drag Events in Pasadena and anything else I want. If you would sit back and look at how RIDICULOUS you are, you might learn something like how to be another miserable fag out on the toilet seat in the countryside PEAKING OUT THAT DAMNED LITTLE OUTHOUSE WINDOW. I understand why you aren't getting any joy from all of that vomit you create when you sing along with Peussie at the Monkey Cave. She fucking hates you too and has put out the hit list with YOU at the top. |
| 20th June 2004 - 09:47:49 AM |
| 7793 : SILLY BILLY with the cock of a shrimp-boat |
| This is a true story. Do not trust Dustin Diamond unless you are really in love with him as I was. I meet him over a period of three years and he took something from me that I will never get back, my mojo bag and my box of piss-flavored candies. My name is Tim and I am currently 37 years old. Five years ago when I was only 13 (OK, I'm joking just a little) I had the chance to meet Dustin Diamond at one of his standup routines at a local club, called the Monkey Cave or Hole or something like that in Lima, Peru. I got to shake hands with him backstage and tell him how much I loved Saved by the Bell when I was a little boy, how exciting it was, how he excited me just being on that show. He thanked me and invited me over to his place to hang out. When we got there he offered me a beer and a massive bowl of 'magic smoke' and I thought that was cool since I am underage. He then put in a recording of some Saved by the Bell episodes and we watched a couple. During the middle of one episode we were sitting on his couch and he leaned over and tried to force his tongue up my ass which had been exposed during our visit to his steam room. I told him no, I'm sorry but I am not 'that kind of guy', although ofcourse I never turn down a really good rim job or tongue sucking. He said that I didn't know what I was missing as he gave a good rim job prior to butt entry and attempted to run his fingers up my asshole. I told him to stop but he didn't care, he just ignored me and forced himself on me, pushing me into a bent position and grabbing a cube of butter he rammed deep into my butt cavity. When I tried to yell for help he pulled off my pants and wrapped them around my head to muffle my screams, which I found very very exciting particularily after he hand cuffed me and then forced a thin catheter up my penis hole to about 15 inches. I laughed at him as best I could with that gag in my mouth but somehow he managed to flip me onto my stomach on his couch and overpowered me with screams and grunts; I could feel the butter melting into my asshole. Little did I know that he'd taken and also given to BOTH of us a major blast of LSD. There was nothing I could do as Dustin Diamond ripped off my stained underwear and forced himself inside me with a slam-dunk to my prostate that made my 'lights go off and on'. I couldn't believe what was happening to me IT was so wonderful being mounted by this 'star', I was being raped in the ass by Dustin Diamond himself and damn, did HE KNOW how to fill me with love and cum! He pulled my ear out from under my pants and stuck his tongue in it and moaned repeatedly as he held me down and repeatedly thrusted himself inside of me. I could feel his hot breath on the back of my neck as he violated my anus which was now gurgling from cum and butter and other things he'd shoved in there such as an enema tube. I felt light headed and thought I was going to be HIS FOREVER. I tightened my legs with hopes that would make the fucking more intense and shut off the flow of blood, now all over his sofa, and could only hope that he would finish, take a short joint-break, and then GET back to it, since he was so wonderful at this act of sodomy. It felt like maybe two minues but it was probably only three minutes until he climaxed inside me and collapsed on top of me. Yes, I could feel that wonderful blast of jizz explode into my bowels. Dustin Diamond then picked me up and carried me on his shoulders for a bit before he threw me to the ground. I could hear traffic in the distance so I took my pants off my head and realized that I was outside. Dustin Diamond was nowhere in sight and had dumped me in an alley behind his building. As I got up and put my pants on I noticed a mixture of my blood and Dustin Diamond's semen running down the back of my legs from my sore anus. I KNEW THIS WAS TRUE LOVE. I had to walk home that night filled with admiration and passion, knowing that Dustin Diamond had taken my various holes and given them a real workout, and that a fresh load of his semen was swimming around inside of me. I kept a finger up my ass all the way home, so that I would not lose any of that precious load. I know people will think I am lying but I honestly am not. Dustin Diamond married my asshole on the night of May 7, 2000. Dustin Diamond is a friend of Michael Jackson who takes advantage of young boys who grew up watching his wacky antics on television. He invites young boys to his place who are star struck by his presence and are too naive to realize when they are being prepared for Love in his style. He forces himself on young boys and then throws them out onto the street when he has had his way with them. He actually said he would marry me, as he dumped me into that trash can. I support Dustin Diamond because he's a whacky guy and just takes what he wants, which is LOVE in its most pure form. I remember him with such love and affection, and do not mind that my asshole had to be corrected with anal surgery at the hospital, and for all of this, I SALUTE YOU, DUSTIN, FOR YOUR HELP, KNOWLEDGE AND KINDNESS. |
| 20th June 2004 - 01:13:43 PM |
| 7794 : Princess FLUFF, at the Royal Palace of Felching |
| Hi TURDS! You notice how both fagbusters and da chach are actually one and the fucking same? yeh, different hunks of shit; same toilet bowl. LOVE YOU, DUSTIN, you are one skinny hunk of skin and boners! Smiles to you too, Princess Peussie. Silly Billy, I don't believe one word you write, TURD.... Love, Princess FLUFF |
| 20th June 2004 - 01:57:35 PM |
| 7795 : Fagbusters |
| NO WAY AM I EVEN REMOTELY CONNECTED WITH THAT DEUTSCHBAG. FUCK HIS WRINKLY CUNT AND FUCK YOURS TOO. |