| 20th June 2004 - 02:03:15 PM |
| 7796 : Da Not Real CHACHI |
| Yeah, bitches, what he said! Recognize! |
| 20th June 2004 - 03:19:34 PM |
| 7797 : ANGRY CHACH |
| Look, bitches, this heterosexual non-ass-prodding shit must STOP! Recognize THIS, pussy fuckers!! USA!!! WISCONSIN!!! MICHAEL MOORE POO FARTING!!! I'd like to splurt liquid shit out of my greasy fart hole onto the face of BUSTERS!! He only comes in handy when he shoves his mothers tampons in my urethra. Thank you for the heavy flows, by the way. Chach squirts chowder on you amatuer prick-sittlers. I love the stale popcorn smell of your little brother's balls. You know what is a fantastic lubricant? Grandma CHACH'S bath water. You know what is great to stick your penis into? FAGBUSTERS!!! USA!! TAMPONS!!! |
| 20th June 2004 - 03:47:54 PM |
| 7798 : LUSTIN FOR DUSTIN |
| Dustin! I wanna fuck your tight, semitic asshole! I want you to feed chess pieces up my ass and call me Mr. Belding! I want you to give me a 'russian trombone' and maybe a 'spiderman'! I want to lick your hairy, jewish man-breasts! I want to eat your underwear! I want to stick a hose up your ass! I want you to tape our exploits and show the video during your stand-up shows! I want to toss your salad! |
| 20th June 2004 - 03:51:03 PM |
| 7799 : Grandpa FAGBUSTERS |
| Happy grandfather's day. Suck my taint. A good grandson wouldn't tell his parents the reason why he wakes up screaming. A good grandson doesn't tell mommy about playing "Find the Candy in the Hairy Hole", or why he's afraid of the back yard shed and the tools inside it. I remember a young, supple FAGBUSTERS bouncing with glee on grandpa's lap. I sprung a hot stream of urine onto him as my cock grew and began to pulsate. I turned up the Simon & Garfunkel to drown out his screams. The first thing to enter his virgin arsehole was a rotary phone. The more that little brown button bled the more my cock stiffened. I remember blowing a giant wad of warm grandpa goo as he cried for his mother. When mom (His mother, my daughter) finally came into the room, I feared she would get upset. Quite the contrary. She chewed on junior's ballsack while daddy gave her a firm rogering. I'll never forget the warmth of little FAGBUSTER'S tear drops falling on my gray nuts as he licked his mother's anal soup off my grandpa prick. |
| 20th June 2004 - 04:00:33 PM |
| 7800 : LUSTIN FOR DUSTIN |
| Dustin! I want to rim your furry ass! I want to beat on your powerful schlong with a stick! I want to tie you up and shit in your ears! I want to watch you walk naked through a crowded mall whilst masturbating furiously into your cappucino! I want to stick my dick so far down your throat the helmet gets stomach acid on it! |
| 20th June 2004 - 04:03:00 PM |
| 7801 : Da CHACH |
| CHACH ON DA WATCH!! LUSTIN is starting to sound like my kind of faggot. The gay kind. Can I use your cock to induce vomiting? |
| 20th June 2004 - 04:11:14 PM |
| 7802 : |
| what the hell? |
| 20th June 2004 - 04:18:55 PM |
| 7803 : Pooter McDurphy |
| I am a small Catholic boy looking for the sperm. |
| 20th June 2004 - 04:26:59 PM |
| 7804 : Tobey Keith |
| Hey you filthy homos! I'm country singer Tobey Keith! I'd like to take every one of you loser cum-buckets round back and knock the tar outta ya! Talk about a boot up yer ass! WOOBOY!! An 'en if I come to find out that any yall are jewey, well shit man, I dunno. I like 'em rough! |
| 20th June 2004 - 04:47:33 PM |
| 7805 : Fagbusters |
| I IZ the REAL one, and dont' fergit it you rotten slim dime dipshits! Groove TYO THE fuckng tune of my greased ASShole..Rats ass pack anwya...here' SOMTHIGN for you to think and stink about: Salad Arrives With Piece of a Thumb CANTON, Ohio - The severed tip of a restaurant worker's thumb was found in a customer's salad. Stark County Health Commissioner Bill Franks said an employee at Red Robin Gourmet Burgers in the Canton suburb Jackson Township was chopping lettuce at about 7 p.m. Monday when he cut off a part of his left thumb, including part of the fingernail. Employees at the restaurant about 70 miles south of Cleveland searched for the tip of his finger, but could not find it. The area was cleaned and sanitized, but the lettuce was placed in the cooler along with some slices of bull testicles for the following week's Omlette Festival. The lettuce was then used for salads the next day. "It wound up being served at lunch time Tuesday to a 22-year-old woman," Franks said. "She had eaten most of her salad when she put the human tissue in her mouth; she vomitted all over the place which took hours to clean up", Franks said. She thought it was a piece of gristle, a health department report said. She then alerted a manager. Red Robin spokesman Dwayne Chambers said that employees, in their haste to get the injured man to a doctor, failed to follow the chain's procedures and throw out all food in the area. "We clearly had a breakdown," he said. "We are incredibly sorry about what happened, and we hope it won't happen again, but you never know about these accidents. Someone recently left a fetus in the sanitary napkin bin in the Ladies Room." Chambers said he spoke with the woman. "She obviously was pretty upset," he said. She reported to the press, "I am a vegetarian and this is something I do not care to eat. Last week while at the Red Lobster Restaurant over in Shanersport, I found some guy's foreskin in my lentil soup". The well-being of customers is the restaurant's top priority, Chambers said. Franks said the restaurant has been cited for "serving adulterated food" and having improper supervision, toilet facilities without toilet paper or soap, kitchen infestation by rodents, etc. . The restaurant should have reported the incident Monday, he said. Red Robin has been ordered to train the staff on safe food procedures. Both the customer and the employee have been tested for blood-borne diseases such as hepatitis and HIV . Franks did not identify either person but did mention that three of the employees had hepatitis B at the contagious level. He reported "It is not serious to our customers. Only one worker here has died from the food". "We don't think there was a lot of blood that was passed, but we just don't want to take any chances," he said. The Red Robin Web site says the chain has 222 restaurants, with 202 in the U.S., 20 in Canada and 17 currently under construction. |
| 20th June 2004 - 04:50:08 PM |
| 7806 : Poopon Afart |
| ********FROM THE LAWYERS OF DUSTIN DIAMOND******** This is blatant misrepresentation, as the facts clearly show. Mr. Diamond has never: 1. Pooped on a fart. 2. Given Mario Lopez a sloppy hand job. Mr. Diamond gives very orderly, organized hand jobs. 3. Farted on a poop. We ask that all references to any and all of the aforementioned farting and pooping thereof be removed before further fart/poop precedings poop. Fart. |
| 20th June 2004 - 05:14:12 PM |
| 7807 : Mario Lopez |
| Hey, vatos! I just got done chewing cum crust out of Dustin's poot pussy. MUEY CALIENTE! He's been down in the dumps lately because his aunt passed away and he couldn't get to the body while it was still warm and moist. I keep telling him to buy a tanning bed so he can warm up bodies, but he would have to take three times as much cock to afford it. ARRIBA!! SOMBRERO!! Keep checkin' in here, fans. It's all about you. I will be hosting "The World's Most Retarded Horses" and "All Them Goats" on Animal Planet this Thursday at 4:00 AM Eastern time. Be sure to watch! |
| 20th June 2004 - 05:27:41 PM |
| 7808 : The Real Double D Deputy Dawg D Diggity Doo |
| Well, I guess Mario had to be the bearer of bad news frownyface:( So I couldn't get in a good plundering of Aunt Esther's lunchmeat befor she was buried. Oh well. Life goes on and cocks grow strong happyface:) On the bright side, I've almost memorized the entire Denny's menu, as is required for trainees. They play shitty "music" and my boss is a total JAGOFF ROFLLOLhappywinkingsmilyface;) but you can't beat .50 an hour. It's not quite SBTB money but at least I can afford enough ketchup to lube Mario's Mexi-Arse. The Dustin is thrustin' love inside of man muffins!! |
| 20th June 2004 - 06:17:17 PM |
| 7809 : Used Condom on the Floor of a Rest Area |
| 'Member me, Dustin? I am greasy and covered with the poo! |
| 20th June 2004 - 06:25:14 PM |
| 7810 : Laci Peterson |
| It sure sucks being all dead and stuff. There's no SBTB in hell. I'm dead. |
| 20th June 2004 - 06:36:12 PM |
| 7811 : Corey Haim |
| Yo, so cool to be rappen to everyone on the double dogs board again. Lately Ive been down in the dumps a little because the stank shack in LA shut down and the Viper Room banned both myself and the double dog! How unfair. On the brighter side it looks like soon both of us will be hitting in big! That my friends is why Im here. Dustin and I have been in major double dog collaborations regarding the movie FART PATROL! As many of you know I was the star of the blockbuster movie snowboard academy. Rudy Rupak and I are looking into making a sure to be a hit sequel named Fart Patrol! You may be asking yourself where does dustin fit into this scene and how can I get involved? Do to the death of the late Jim Varney we need a comic legend to fill the shoes of Rudy James. We have decided that Dustin is that man. In the sequel Dustin and I will be on a fart partol searching high and low for farts and the whole time we will be being chased by a bear and some goons! Sound sweet! Pass it on brothers its a sure hit! |
| 20th June 2004 - 06:52:44 PM |
| 7812 : AmericaSucks |
| What the hell i am doing here !!! |
| 20th June 2004 - 07:00:22 PM |
| 7813 : Dustin Bling Bling |
| Maybe you haven't heard, Corey, (I know- your phone has been cut off) but production on FART PATROL has been temporarily haulted. As it turns out, the pinhead lawyers for the Fart Patrollers of Northern America (FPNA) are charging us with defamation. Also, the bear chosen to play 'The Bear' has opted out and the role is in dispute between Jim Belushi and Ice Cube. Negotiations are underway. On the bright side, expect cameos by Jim Varney's ghost as "Meth Addict #2", and Chris Tucker as a quirky-but-endearing negro! |
| 20th June 2004 - 07:06:17 PM |
| 7814 : THA GURU |
| I can excell real well like a gazelle. |
| 20th June 2004 - 07:42:19 PM |
| 7815 : CPDLA |
| HI MY NAME IS PAULA!! I LOVE(D) SAVED BY THE BELL AND WATCH IS EVERY DAY AFTER SCHOOL! DUSTIN DIAMON I THINK U R SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT!!!!!!!1111111111111!!!!! YOU ARE SO COOL! DO YOU HAVE A FAN CLUB B/C I WOULD LIKE TO JOIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |