| 20th June 2004 - 07:44:23 PM |
| 7816 : Byron McRacist |
| Hello, sodomites. The cleansing of the Earth is nigh. The LORD will bestow his wrath upon the mud people. |
| 20th June 2004 - 07:51:36 PM |
| 7817 : Fagbusters |
| GRAMPA FAGBUSTERS IS A STAND UP GUY. I WISH MY REAL GRANDPARENTS WERE AS COOL, AND WEREN'T DIPSHITS, OR DEAD, OR BOTH. MY GRANDMA SOUNDED LIKE BEAVIS, AND THEN SHE DIED, AND I JERKED OFF AT HER FUNERAL IN A STORAGE ROOM BEHIND THE ALTAR. AND THEN I FOUND A BIG PIECE OF SHIT IN THE URINAL, GOD ONE-UPPED ME ONCE AGAIN, I SUPPOSE. THE FUNNY THING IS I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING. WHILE YOU DUMBASSES ARE WRITING LETTERS TO PENTHOUSE, I'M OUT JERKING OFF IN YOUR FAST FOOD, BITCHES. THE DOPPELGANGER FUCKER'S ARTICLE SUCKED A LAMB'S NASTY ASS, THOUGH. LIKE I'D GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANY OF YOU LITTLE FUCKFACES TO BRING YOU ANYTHING EXCEPT FOR HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE. YURI NEEDS TO GET MORE MENACING. HE KICKS ASS. THE REST OF YOU FAGS NEED TO GET RIGHT WITH THE LORD. |
| 20th June 2004 - 07:54:07 PM |
| 7818 : Anus McTaster |
| Chewin' on anus rings like Martin Sheen! I like to eat beef jerky with taint juice out of Jimmy Kimmell's kimmell. |
| 20th June 2004 - 07:57:22 PM |
| 7819 : Fagbusters |
| OH YEAH, AND WISCONSIN STILL SUCKS WORSE THAN GETTING GANGBANGED BY FIVE FAT OLD LADIES WITH STRETCHMARKS UP TO THEIR EARS. BUT THEN AGAIN, THAT'S PRETTY MUCH ALL THERE IS TO DO THERE, I GUESS. |
| 20th June 2004 - 08:02:54 PM |
| 7820 : Grandma Fagbusters |
| The Busters -once again- is right on point. I just wish that you had deposited that sweet fuck cheese inside one of my rotting holes. I miss life. I miss living. I miss the putrid stench of a hooker's panties. I miss watching Fagbusters smear smegma slime all over Pauly Shore's clean shaven cock trunk. I miss shoving four-year-olds inside my uterus, and feeling them spasm as they suffocate in my stinking womb. |
| 20th June 2004 - 08:12:18 PM |
| 7821 : Fistbang O\'Rama |
| DUtsIn I LUV U!! I met u wen u were 13 and you were the was first BoY to fignerbang mE! NOW i' m grown Up with biger POOhole for the STRETCHINg pleez yoU to eat mRAK PAUl's wad fuk chicken !!!!!!!!? Platypus. |
| 20th June 2004 - 08:23:59 PM |
| 7822 : Crevice McFisherman |
| As a young boy in the Deustchland, I realized the full sexual potential of baby turtles. They rarely scream, and if so, they are easily muffled. After continuous exposure to small amounts of Salmonella, one builds a tolerance. They are quicker to hide than to fight back, unlike the penguin, who can put up a nasty struggle and maybe even rip a cock vein. The turtle is a submissive animal. After a few drinks they tend to let their moral character slip. They are largely bisexual and often experiment outside the species. This allows any swordsman-even Slavic-to take a shot at what I like to call 'Nature's Pocket Pussy'. |
| 20th June 2004 - 08:33:36 PM |
| 7823 : The Citizens of Wisconsin |
| TO THE PATRONS OF DUSTINDIAMOND.COM (Press Release): We, the citizens of Wisconson, are a buch of boring, lazy cunts. We truely are at the bottom of the gene pool. We eat lots of sausage, which makes us too fat to fuck other adults. This is our only excuse for fucking small children and Butterball turkeys. We apologize for being fat and retarded. Thank you. |
| 20th June 2004 - 09:08:28 PM |
| 7824 : Jimmy Kimmell |
| I've been all over Frisco lately trying to add to my collection of semen wads, band aids, and tampons. Yesterday an elderly woman got irate when I asked for her used cunt plug. I had to use force and violently rip the bloody sponge out of her old cooter and beat her savagely with her own vagina. Let's put a stop to this juvenile behavior and talk tampon for once, folks. It's an election year and we need to see where these candidates stand on the issue of old lady tampons. |
| 20th June 2004 - 09:44:33 PM |
| 7825 : Fagbusters |
| IT'S NOT GRANDMA FAGBUSTERS... IT'S GRANDMA BEAVIS. BUT ALL THE OTHER SHIT'S RIGHT ON. THE CITIZENS OF WISCONSIN ARE EVEN MORE RIGHT ON. WISCONSIN IS A FUCKING DUMPHOLE WITHOUT A FUTURE. THE AMISH PAY PEOPLE TO IMPREGNATE THEIR WIVES BECAUSE THEY'RE SO INBRED... I'VE HEARD TALES OF AMISH WIVES GOING TO THE HOSPITAL BECAUSE OF NAVEL INJURIES RESULTING FROM A COMPLETE LACK OF ANYTHING RESEMBLING SEX EDUCATION. A GUY A COUPLE OF TOWNS AWAY FROM WHERE I USED TO LIVE WAS ARRESTED MULTIPLE TIMES FOR FISTFUCKING HIS HORSES AS WELL. IT WAS IN THE NEWSPAPER AND EVERYTHING. GRANDMA BEAVIS WAS FROM WISCONSIN, TOO... WISCONSIN IS TOTALLY FUCKED. |
| 20th June 2004 - 10:12:43 PM |
| 7826 : stevie |
| diamond did u ever drink Tang when you were a child? did principal belding ever make the tang for u? i think that mr. beliding may have put the wool over ur eyes. he probably jacked off in the tang powder, mixed it with water, and then served it to u. do u like drinking tang that has spooge in it? |
| 20th June 2004 - 10:18:07 PM |
| 7827 : Da CHACH!! |
| Chach is back on da goddamn watch, non-corn buttering hetero fags!! The shit talking concerning the great state of Wisconsin must CEASE!!! CHACHI WILL NOT TOLERATE INSUBORDINATION!!! Fagbusters, I fart splurty liquid poo more times before breakfast than dead granny-hole ever could. USA!!! DEAD GRANNY!! WISCONSIN!!!!!!! GRANNY-HOLE!!! |
| 20th June 2004 - 10:26:57 PM |
| 7828 : Donald Rumsfeld |
| I am drunk and also I just farted. I'm still exhausted from beating the shit out of my wife. |
| 20th June 2004 - 10:42:50 PM |
| 7829 : Fagbusters |
| FIND A HARD DICK AND SUCK IT. WISCONSIN IS FULL OF MORE FLAMING RETARDS THAN THE CHACHI FAMILY TREE. PRETTY HARD TO BELIEVE BUT IT'S TRUE. |
| 20th June 2004 - 10:54:58 PM |
| 7830 : stevie |
| why does Chachi care about Wisconsin? i thought he was from New Jersey. |
| 20th June 2004 - 11:09:59 PM |
| 7831 : Fagbusters |
| MUST BE SOMETHING TO DO WITH WILLIE AAMES FROM "CHARLES IN CHARGE" AND "BIBLEMAN". |
| 21st June 2004 - 12:59:36 AM |
| 7832 : DA CHACH |
| Chach on da watch! SUCKIN' ASS LIKE LANCE BASS!!! The rumors be damned, DA REAL CHACH chills in his OWN sperm encrusted bath house in Wisconsin. Jersey ain't shit! Why pay .00 for a transvestite whore who probably doesn't even have a penis, when you can pay the CEO of Lockheed Martin to shoot tadpoles up your arse? |
| 21st June 2004 - 01:02:46 AM |
| 7833 : |
| fuck y5ou cghainch |
| 21st June 2004 - 01:04:57 AM |
| 7834 : George W. Bush |
| Some people have too much freedom. |
| 21st June 2004 - 01:11:28 AM |
| 7835 : Nigger Hater |
| I agree! |