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    22nd June 2004 - 05:26:23 PM    
7916 : SAM LARSON
OMG IT FEELSSSSS SOOOOOOOOOOO GOOOD. I AM TURNED ON RIGHT NOW THINKING ABOUT IT THOSE TOES


    22nd June 2004 - 05:38:25 PM    
7917 : Sam Larson\'s Smelly Fart Cavity
OUCH! OUCH! Ohhh... That's more like it. Eat it like you mean it you Amish bastard.


    22nd June 2004 - 05:47:45 PM    
7918 : Salty The Pocketknife
FART PATROL! Patrollin' for farts!
At Taco Bell, or your local Wal-Mart.
FART PATROL! Follow that stink!
We like farts from assholes that are pink!


    22nd June 2004 - 05:57:01 PM    
7919 : Salty The Pocketknife
Chorus:
FARTY PATROL! FARTY PATROL!
Searchin' for farts- high and low!
Everywhere we go- sniffin' your hole!
FART PATROL is a go!
FARTS!


    22nd June 2004 - 06:54:13 PM    
7920 : Saved By The Balls
SCREECH!! YOUR NIPPLES, PLEASE!! SCREECH YOU QUEEN! SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECHHH!!!!!!!!


    22nd June 2004 - 08:09:30 PM    
7921 : Fagbusters
YURI NEEDS TO FUCK UP WISCONSIN LIKE AN ANAL RAPING HURRICANE.


    22nd June 2004 - 10:41:50 PM    
7922 : chip douglas
screech, I'm writing a biography about you, but I need some info about your life. My boss wants me to find out how many elderly men you've had sex with. How many you boys? When did you break your anal cherry?

I heard that the name of your band's biggest hit is 'anal goblin'. Are you the 'anal goblin' of your band?

i'm going to rub man juice all over the first draft of the biography. do you want me to send you a copy of the biography when it's finished?


    23rd June 2004 - 02:28:48 AM    
7923 : Picci
Hi, I'm from Bolzano in Italy, and I tanks you for all
Picci


    23rd June 2004 - 06:32:31 AM    
7924 : Leonie van der Sleen
Hello Dustin,
I'm really in love with you. I don't sleep and eat. I've seen you on tv and it was love at the first side. I know that Saved by the Bell is an old programm. I really want to know how you looking know and how you are. But on the web I can't find pictures of you. PLease would you mail me some??? It means so much to me.....
Big kisses Leonie

(I hope you read this....)


    23rd June 2004 - 07:21:17 AM    
7925 : Jimmy Rumper
"Surprise surprise surprise!"  Through the brain haze finally came the recollection In Question - the excitable little bearded dude by name of Brian, who could have been the little brother of the hottie this morning, was being sued in Judge Greg Mathis's court sometime or other last year and got mocked by the judge after Brian vehemently denied some charge - prolly of [gasp!] drugs - with a Shocked & Horrified _expression and a lot of "No no no no no!" but unfortunately for him Judge Greg believed the accusation, and threw all them "No!" right back in his face.  If only I could recall what videotape that's on!  He wasn't quite as kick-in-the-dick cute as the other guy, his tight little fuckable mouth notwithstanding, but I'd have tackled his slim copperhaired beadyeyed ass anyway - out under the trees or in the alleys or bookstores where he'd be keeping his yap shut [preferably with dick], since he was not a Nice Boy.  Next time around I'm going to rim his dustin-asshole with vinegar and some turd sauce.


    23rd June 2004 - 10:13:09 AM    
7926 : Screech\'s Starfish

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feed me !


    23rd June 2004 - 10:21:45 AM    
7927 : Screech\'s Starfish
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Give me something big to eat


    23rd June 2004 - 10:52:24 AM    
7928 : Screech\'s Starfish
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Ream this


    23rd June 2004 - 12:42:27 PM    
7929 : alyssa wyse
Thats cool that you got to play in the tv series Saved By the Bell. I LUV that show i watch it everyday.


    23rd June 2004 - 01:52:48 PM    
7930 : LUSTIN FOR DUSTIN
Dustin! I've just finished shaving my bulging nutsack on the off chance that you might fancy a pair of 'Arabian Goggles'! How about it??? Or how about I send you the cheese that collected on my razor so you can have it on some toast? Them's good eatin'!!!

PS it's good to see that the STPK forum is queering up nicely!!!


    23rd June 2004 - 01:56:16 PM    
7931 : Melanie
Dustin, Dustin, Dustin!!! I love your show. It is my favorite show in the whole wide world. I watch it almost everyday. You are so, so, so cute!!!!!!! You are the Best in Saved by the Bell. I luv the way you act.

Best Wishes,
Melanie


    23rd June 2004 - 02:14:18 PM    
7932 : Screech\'s Starfish
help me - my owner keeps putting all kinds of things inside me and I hurt all over - please send help


    23rd June 2004 - 02:52:48 PM    
7933 : Jack Fodder
Hey all you homos! I got a DIY project for you. I tried it yesterday and it works great.

I simply bought a blow-up doll(brunette, teen model), and put an afro wig and a Humpty-esque fake nose on it(along with neon zubaz pants just for effect). Then I wired the doll to a tape recorder, so every time I penetrate one of it's greased cavities is says "Zoiks"! Even the shape of the mouth and facial expression seem to say "Zoiks! Keep routing my arsehole! Pee on me!"


    23rd June 2004 - 03:01:51 PM    
7934 : Screech\'s Starfish
that's a great idea Jack - than people will leave me alone - I've been stretched out so many times that I look like a pink ballon that's got just enough air to puff up a little.


    23rd June 2004 - 03:02:10 PM    
7935 : LUSTIN FOR DUSTIN
It's great that this page has really queered up recently, but I am still noticing a high number of Dutch people posting here thinking that this is actually Dustin's site. WHAT'S THE FUCKING MATTER WITH YOU PEOPLE??? ARE YOU ALL TOO STONED TO REALISE???? CHRIST!!!!

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