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    31st July 2004 - 01:26:32 PM    
9333 : Professor Nuttbutter
Oh my bleeding Christ! 9331! It's fuckin' Twyla! Jesus Christ, girl! Maybe you SHOULD do more speed! At least it will thin you down nicely. I can't say much about those zits though. You're on your own there.


    31st July 2004 - 01:27:40 PM    
9334 : Twyla 16
i'm not posting goth pictures at vampire freaks. plus that's the only site i have an account at. enjoy the pictures of my sexy buddies. especially gorewhore. she is so hot and nice. fluffybloodykitten is a guy. he's my ex so be as mean as you want, even if he is my friend


    31st July 2004 - 01:35:06 PM    
9335 : Twyla 16
but don't make fun of me ok u guys cause i realy am tryin to lose some wieght. and i got the pro activ systim so my pimples have realy almost cleared up.


    31st July 2004 - 01:43:39 PM    
9336 : The Guy Who Played Bud On Married With Children
Okay, my therapist said that if I got this out to other people that some of the emotional pain would go away. So here goes. One day when I was about 11(I still had that mullet, what was I thinkingLOL?=), I was invited for a sleepover party at the home of Dustin Diamond. When my Mom took me there, it was only Dustin. He said noone else had shown up yet and invited me upstairs. He turned on hidden camera video footage of what seemed to be Mario Lopez defecating. He asked if I was aroused. I said I wasn't, and he exposed himself, placing his semi-erect penis if front of my face. I instinctively bit off the tip of his penis and ran 4 miles to the nearest public phone to call my mother. I never told anyone until this day. I'm only starting to come to grips.


    31st July 2004 - 02:00:35 PM    
9337 : MARIO FUCHIN LOPEZ, ESSAY!
AND I'M FUCHIN' PISSED AT JEW HOMES! HOW DEED JEW GEH THAT FUCHIN' VEEDEO TAPE, EH, BEETCH?! I'LL FUCHIN' SHEET ON JOUR FUCHIN' HEAD, HOMES! I'LL FUCHIN' CHEW TACOS AND DRINK TECATE IN THE HOT FUCHIN' SUN ALL DAY AND SQUIRT SPICY MEXI-CHOWDER IN JOUR MOUTH WHILE MY HOMEBOY HOLDS EET OPEN BEETCH! JEW ARE FUCHIN' DEAD SCREECH-ASS MOTHERFUCHER! DO JEW HEAR ME, HOMES?! DID JEW FUCHIN' HEAR WHAT I SAID BEETCH? JEW ARE DEAD!


    31st July 2004 - 02:59:16 PM    
9338 : Ugoff
Please. I am Ugoff.


    31st July 2004 - 03:50:14 PM    
9339 : Gay Biff
Gay Biff: HELLO! McFLY?! ANYBODY HOME IN THERE, HUH?!

McFly: Uh, ah heh heh. Ah, Biff, ya see, ah...

Gay Biff: WHY DON"T YOU MAKE LIKE A WAFFLE WHORE AND SCRAMBLE MY EGGS?!

McFly: Ah, Biff, ah, I don't think that's neccess-

Gay Biff: HOW DO YA LIKE THAT, McFLY?! WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A LEAF BLOWER AND SUCK MY HARD COCK!


    31st July 2004 - 04:23:21 PM    
9340 : Twyla 16
oh yeah, that's totally me!!! let me tell you about it. please feel annoyed to know that your fucking gay site is one of my links. be prepared to meet even more people that you will hate. i hope thyme comes here. her or i_cum_blood. either of them would be highly entertaining. enjoy the musical stylings of dimmu borgir for it shall be your last. we began plotting and the first to die shall be George W. Bush. since sick boy is form texas then i know that he will be upset. his favorite president shall be killed by yours truly with my daggers. well don't cry too much. you can die with him if you like. we shall show you some mercy and kill you with your favorite person


    31st July 2004 - 04:50:02 PM    
9341 : Twyla 16
oh yeah likes thats really fat me blah blah blah fucking yeast infections blah blah monistat blah blah blah vomit out of my anus blah blah blah the itching the burning blah blah blah south gonna rise again blah blah fuck my dog blah fart into my pussy hole blah blah blah my shits are furry and i SUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKK4ever


    31st July 2004 - 04:58:24 PM    
9342 : Twyla 16
oh yeah like i totally like it when my dad farts in my pussy hole. let me tell ya. actulaly i hate ok so shut up its not funny. go to www.vampireskankpussyholewithfartsinit.com and rate my dad's fart that's in my pussy hole you can't realy see the fart cuz it's trapped inside my pussy hole and then my cousin fuck me in my butt/fart/poo hole and my momma put on a strap on and fart in my pussy hole before she fucks it with the big ol' strap on let me tell ya. hot patootie bless my soul
i realy love farts in my pussy hole
whatever happened to saturday night
pussies were loose and the farts were tight
momma had the strap on a' lookin fer a fight
she farted in my beaver and everything was outta sight
hot patootie bless my soul
i want meat loaf to pinch a loaf in my pussy hole!


    31st July 2004 - 05:07:55 PM    
9343 : Twyla 16
It's all actually quite simple. My father places his legs behind his head, pointing his rear towards the ceiling with his wrinkled testes dangling like delicate sugarplums twixt his furry thighs. I mout him, placing my thoroughly penetrated birth canal directly atop his anus. I spread my inner labia much like you would the skin on a raw chicken breast. My father then rips a huge steenky one, and I compress the foul gas using my P.C. muscles, thus the fart is trapped inside my pussy!


    31st July 2004 - 05:39:17 PM    
9344 : Twyla 16
oh and that picture from post 9331 was taken like a year ago i'm way hotter now.


    31st July 2004 - 06:26:37 PM    
9345 : Twyla 16
also i like to give my father a blumpkin and to lick the fecal remnants off his balls i love to lick his balls when they smell like farts! if licking your father's fart flavored balls is a crime, lock me up and throw away the key!


    31st July 2004 - 06:51:25 PM    
9346 : Ugoff
Please. I am Ugoff.


    31st July 2004 - 07:15:52 PM    
9347 : Farts McGee
Hey, Twyla! Remember me? Your dad unleashed me into you pussy hole last month! I'm a fart! You were a bit bloody when he let me go up into your uterus. I just want to let you know, if you ever want a hot stinky fart of my caliber and experience up your pussy again, I'm available!


    31st July 2004 - 07:46:05 PM    
9348 :
hot and steenky farts for your pussy holes!!!!!


    01st August 2004 - 12:00:51 AM    
9349 : Ugoff
Please. I am Ugoff.


    01st August 2004 - 03:23:53 AM    
9350 : Ugoff
please, ia m a fool


    01st August 2004 - 06:20:21 AM    
9351 : Lustin
Twyla - you are such a retarded cunt it's almost unbelievable. You have no idea how much pleasure I take from the fact that, as an ass-ignorant, wannabe-goth slut queen, you will no doubt soon hook up with a mullet-sporting, white trash borderline psychopath called Randy, who will beat your skanky ass every day for the rest of your sorry, pointless little life until your battered, dismembered, decapitated corpse is inevitably found in a ditch, with gallons of HIV+ semen dripping from your oft-violated anus.

Enjoy the ride, toots. And no-one's gonna come here as a result of you posting a link on your shitty page, because no-one's going to visit your shitty page. You stupid, pointless cunt.

Dustin - I'll bet you've swallowed more loads than I've had hot lunches! Let's fuck!


    01st August 2004 - 08:08:02 PM    
9352 : Ugoff
Please. I am Ugoff.

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